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- locustsloth0
So, Jaline, did you end up watching it last night? i have to wait until this evening to watch.
- is this a lost reference?7point34
- that fucking show7point34
- i hate abrams. i heard star trek was good but i refuse to see it because i think he is a tit7point34
- Still huffing your own gas, i see, eh Josh? :Dlocustsloth
- But for the record i was referencing the porn movie that emu and Meg madelocustsloth
- juhls0
I thought emu did a good job. A bit buff, but maybe some people like that? He was really enthusiastic, but it's easier to tell when a guy is into it compared to a girl. meg seemed like she was enjoying herself, but the screams...I don't know. Seemed a bit much. I need something more realistic. Maybe I just need to watch it again.
- JESUS CHRIST JALINE!!
How's about a frickin spoiler alert, eh?!?! i barely want to watch it nowlocustsloth - I didn't speak about the best parts. The "shots" and liquidy scenes.juhls
- JESUS CHRIST JALINE!!
- juhls0
Also, I don't *that* many close-ups. Let's have some more story in there.
- juhls0
I'm watching it tonight, locust.
Didn't have time to watch the entire thing last night, so I didn't bother to even start it.
- locustsloth0
Same here. i knew that:
A) My wife has NO interest in it since they killed Charlie and it's too dramatic for her anyway
and
B) She would be going to sleep somewhere in the middle of it and i would inevitably miss at least 5-10 min.So i'm watching it tonight too
- locustsloth0
This reminds me of when i was a teen and i talked a lot on the phone with a girl i kind of liked. Once we actually watched Gone with the Wind together... over the phone.
In retrospect i have no idea why i ever made a move on her. Or why i wanted to, for that matter.
- juhls0
Haha, even though that is adorkable, I've always wanted to try it. It's actually better sometimes when people you really, really like are into the same stuff you're into. I know this sounds obvious and ridiculous, but I don't have many people in my life who like a lot of the same things I do.
- locustsloth0
The frickin LOST Season Finale thread has been taunting me all day. A couple times i clicked it and covered up the middle portions, where the content was, with my hands just to see WHO was posting.
FYI Aside from harle i'm guessing it was a bunch of bitch-ass whiny fart-huffers, if i remember names right
- HAHA i put the fart-huffer thing in there before i realized Josh had posted there. Awesome ESPlocustsloth
- juhls0
Alright, I posted a bunch of stuff in the thread. I'm interested to see what you think, locust.
- locustsloth0
One of the funny things about editing video is watching some of the outtakes.
There was this one CEO whom a friend and i were editing and he was talking about doubt that others in his industry had about his business model. So he's saying:
"And they said "But this.." and "But that.." but all the "but"s have been slammed"Hilarity for months
- No one but i and my equally young co-worker/friend got the jokelocustsloth
- *slams Bdropdown
- MrOneHundred0
Hello parlorites.
- It's Hund-a-riffic!!!locustsloth
- Your occasional presence legitmizes this thread and we can't... ney WON'T ever be able to thank you enoughlocustsloth
- my funny bone is brokenlocustsloth
- It was a quick post while waiting for my bus. I didn't stay, but I check-in often.MrOneHundred
- Orbit0
- Sorry that's probably NSFW.
* shuffles away in shame.Orbit - How DARE you sully our Parlor with your filth!!!! Next time you visit you are required to wear the sherbet dildo helmet of shame!!!locustsloth
- Sorry that's probably NSFW.
- locustsloth0
Oh, hi there! i'm Craig prisoner... heh heh i mean MANAGER of The Parlor. Though it may seem empty now, there'll be a day when this is the most happening jooint on the qoob. So sit down, have a drink, have a smoke, read a book, draw a picture, chart a course, build a fire, squeeze a lemon, bake some bread, row a boat, and stop lookin at me that way. We'll be here a while, so get used to the stench
- canada must've had a day off or something...7point34
- National Poultine Daylocustsloth
- TheBlueOne0
*pokes head in
- greetings disambiguated headlocustsloth
- shameful pun on a page that includes pics of dildos7point34