Mormon Design
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- CL0
snakeism
- Bio0
ok. i am a very open minded guy and i generally dont give christians too much trouble for their religion... but mormons. . .
mormons are the only group of people in this world that i am violently againts. i disapprove of religion in general, but mormonism is just plain fucked up.
my exwife was married to a mormon and the stories she had to tell were... sickening. some of the things that they believe are so fucked up that they dont teach it until youve been in the church for years of brain washing.
and CL, that thing about the eyes... that is called zealotry. disgusting and disturbing and scary and unnatural.
well, i think i can expect a flag for this. oh well.
oh, and AOL is mostly owned by mormons. hows that for a fucn fucking fact. sick bastards.
- exador0
Orson Scott Card
excellent sci-fi writer.
creater of Enders Gamea mormon..
hasn't kidnapped anyone yet..
but i'm keepin my eyes on him.he has a book actually called 'the folk of the fringe' that while not explaining mormonism really, kinda tells about things through their view point..good book too...
we actually seem to have a fair number of mormons here in Toronto as well..
and have you noticed that their missionary type kids (teens with little badges that say 'elder') are always super good looking..and the girls are usually totally hot?..
it's like they're trying to recruit based on how horny their teens can make you..
so whether you're a guy or a girl, you can't withstand the awesome force of Mormon sexuality or something..
always found that kinda funny...
- TransFatty0
gnarly
- frow0
Try:
Very interesting (and a bit frightening) theology those folks have. Basically the marriage of Christianity & Greek Paganism. Just taken a little further than Constantine did.
- Bio0
oh and who can forget, when joseph smith write the book of mormon he was 14 years old.
the church elders had to rewrite it (they dont like people to know that)
but for real. polygamy... 14 year old kid... do the fucking math.i mean shit, when i was 14, i would have written the same shit.
"more than one wife!!! HELLS yea!"
i could go on spouting bits of fucked up info about mormons... for example, if you are a woman and you dont have children, then there is no way for you to get to the highest heaven.
you always see them wearing undershirts? know why? BECAUSE IT IS HOLY UNDERWEAR.i shit you not.
- 4cY0
Is she a moron?
she looks hot!
- JazX0
they are screwed up and no I am no racist, but this religion is WASTED!!
- 4cY0
shit__ freudian error:
moron = mormon.
- exador0
i actually always kind of thought the notion that their idea of jesus coming over here and preaching was kind of neat...
the idea being that no one race or group of people can lay claim to being God's chosen...he hung with everyone kinda vibe...one small problem though...
i'm no expert on this...but i have read a few native creation myths and a few about their spirits and legends..
not one mention of any semitic chaps wandering in from the wilderness saying they were Gods son...
matter of fact, the native version of things, and their belief system is really colourful and beautiful has all sorts of great morales and stories...
and never once did i hear about anything remotely sounding like what the mormons believe to be true...i guess the test would be to ask Natives in Utah what they think of the mormons...
chances are they think the mormons are a bunch of misguided freaky whitefolk that can take their 'jesus preached to you too!!' jive and take it somewhere else...
- 4cY0
- JazX0
shit I had no idea that Joe Smith wrote that when he was 14. I have lost all respect for them completely, I mean think about it, taking some principles from a 14 year old. what the F?
- JazX0
watch out for the guys with the pocket protectors those are the Mormons in your area, hee he LOL
- Bio0
mormon.org.
haaaaaahahahahahahahayou know the funniest shit is that i know this guy,
his name is james largin.
and he is evil. pure evil. there are only two people alive that i would truly like to be there as life left their body in excrutiating pain.he is one of them. he deserves a painful death... and i know where he lives. . . i have it written down on a piece of paper from 3.5 years ago. evil. evil. evil.
- frow0
easy easy easy now. Your average mormon missionary is not aware of the dark doctrines that plague the movement's history. "Elder" so & so that comes to your door is very sincere in what he believes... just sincerely wrong (some would argue).
Joseph Smith was also a teenage Opium addict, to make matters worse.
- exador0
that joe smith..
wow..
that kid had more than just 'issues'...
he had the whole fuckin subscription.
- JazX0
hee hee LOL, you guys are cracking me up!
- TransFatty0
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but then again
who is to say
the absurd notion
the mormons call
''religion''
is any less sane then the
christian or muslim
way ....they are all,
at their root,
ego trips.
- Bio0
the whole subscription and... PERscription.
haaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahah...
sorry. i couldnt help it.
- JazX0
exactly transfatty well said