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- pascii0
bloc party sounds like anything today, but not good music :(
- Fariska0
they should strip down their music to 3 chords
- ********0
My email has stopped coming in. Same password as always. I've been to my hosty place (whatever) and can't see anything untoward there, but my Mac Mail software just says "Password rejected" every time I hit "get mail".
I suspect Jnr_Madison is hacking. I may be forced to fight with him. Properly. Also, Jaline thinks I called her "a pair of melons" and I'm not sure if I should try to clarify that or just leave it.
It may become necessary to fight her also, in a duel of some sort.
- Where can i find this melon reference and any related pictures?locustsloth
- you could swordfight with Jnr.7point34
- not Jaline though... i think she lacks that equipment7point34
- I'll go and buy one....just a sec.Jaline
- 1 page back Locustsloth.********
- Fariska0
Maybe it's just the right punishment
- ********0
Very Well, Jnr and I shall have a stand-up weewee sword fight, and subject to my success in that event, I will then engage Jaline in a special stand-up/sit-down weewee fight which I am almost certain to win.
TO YOUR CHARIOTS BLACKHEARTS!
- You'll never win.Jaline
- I WILL WIN.********
- Not in a multiple-orgasm-off!Jaline
- sorry, went too far there. let's go back to the sword-fighting...Jaline
- Jaline, I am utterly speechless.********
- BUT I WILL STILL WIN.********
- Not far enough, Jalinelocustsloth
- ummm no.
Jaline just won.grunttt - Take that, Spook-face!Jaline
- BAM BAAAM ZAM KACHANG BEEEPJaline
- amateur video or she doesn't winlocustsloth
- I am currently experiencing an ongoing sequential orgasmic drumrolllll..ohhh, gggooodddd********
- done yet?Jaline
- nnnnnoottttttttttyyy...********
- eeettttt...********
- ...nnnoooooo......********
- ......wwwooonnnttttt beeeee....********
- ....muuuuccchhhhh...********
- ....llloonnnggerrr nnnooowww...********
- .....ttthhhooouuughh...********
- ninjasavant0
my knee is swolled.
- Surely you mean Swellen.********
- did you just say melon?
crikes, Spook. how many will you be calling names today?7point34 - I WILL FIGHT YOU JOSH. I WILL FIGHT YOU.********
- sword fight i hope... *polishes sword.. oh... OH god!...7point34
- HAHAHAHA. You have a sword that fires stuff. Very cunning sir!********
- it has slayed many a maiden, and a few knights, and once and orangutan, but i was really drunk7point34
- slain?7point34
- *goes back to polishing...7point34
- lolJaline
- best non-sequitor of the day.ninjasavant
- Surely you mean Swellen.
- Jnr_Madison0
I am a hater, not a fighter, but for you spooky, I will make an exception.
(ps. check your mail now, I just hacked it again and fixed the password)
- Fucking hell it WAS you. My mail came back on about five mins ago (note: a 'min' is a special measurement of time)********
- Fucking hell it WAS you. My mail came back on about five mins ago (note: a 'min' is a special measurement of time)
- 7point340
if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, is it safe to assume they're all busy in the lab?
- or in my mum.Jnr_Madison
- she's a fighter7point34
- i'm sorry that was way too far7point34
- fuck me, I LOL'd!!!Jnr_Madison
- great now i did too, and my office mate thinks i'm nuts7point34
- smut and def********
- ********0
salad days
- ********0
Just bought 2 books from amazon
- Mimio0
Don't skip breakfast.
- grunttt0
what's worse than 2 burgers for lunch? 4 burgers for lunch.
granted they were homemade (last night) and they were rather small. I ate two... and before my brain decided to tell my stomach that it's job was done another part of my brain said "yummy. let's do that again."
- locustsloth0
Any time someone explains something with "It's the first time in the world that this has happened", they have sown and watered the seeds of suspicion before the last word crossed their lips.
- ********0
picup line
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- ********0
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- ********0
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
- ********0
Hi. Are you cute?
- ********0
thus spake supthustra
- ********0
You mean Also Sprache Zarathsupthrusta