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- locustsloth0
i tried wearing contacts about 10 yrs ago. i got the disposable ones because i am unbelievably clumsy and forgetful and knew i would lose some.
Sure enough, i was sitting, playing a video game and i lost one. Scoured he carpet, but to no avail. Oh well, pop another in.
But something was odd. My eye hurt. i chalked it up to dryness and went to sleep.
Couple days later, nearly the same thing happened, complete with the eye pain. It almost felt like something was in my eye. So summoning up my courage, i dug my finder into my eye socket and rooted around...until i found my missing contact. Then it dawned on me that this had been the case before and that it was most likely that an errant contact was now floating around in my brain.
So i stopped wearing contacts.- I had the same thing with an arrow oncekelpie
- You should stop wearing arrows. The Steve Martin look is so '80slocustsloth
- Monthly ones are much better. I still don't get how people lose them. (also, it's rare that they get stuck behind eyes)Jaline
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Best thing to do with contacts is to join them together with a little bit of wire, then put them on a string and wear them round your neck for when you need to use them.
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I have decided. I must fight Chossy. Proper hand to hand war fighting. Shirts off. I may use some of my Wu Tang teachings on his face.
- spooky aint nothin to fuck withcanuck
- Watch out, he'll go all Groundskeeper Willy on youlocustsloth
- You should listen to these two Chossy, I am VERY powerful. I can use air as a weapon.********
- When I punch, the suck back after impact does as much damage as the impact itself.********
- chossy0
Aye mon then.
- 7point340
my sinuses are killing me. i can't concentrate and i can barely look at the screen
- locustsloth0
Well, you coulda heard a pin drop when Tommy stopped and locked the door
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There's a girl in the courtyard outside my studio crying huge, jagging, heavy sobs of utter despair and abandonment. Like her whole world has just been cruelly torn in two before her eyes.
A desolate wailing from the heart, and part of me wants to reach out to her, to comfort her, to hold her steady in this time of swirling madness.
Another part wants to open my window and shout SHUT THAT FUCKING NOISE UP AND GO AND BUY SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE.
- Throw a pint of Ben & Jerry's at herlocustsloth
- "Doink!"
EAT THAT.
YOU'LL BE FINE.******** - this is the perfume lady innit? what have you done, tim?7point34
- do a good deed and ask her what's wrong, you never know she could be...kelpie
- ...a crazy psycho who will attach her self relentlessly to you until you too throw yourself off the pierkelpie
- chocolate makes me feel better too. get some ;)Jaline
- Stare at this scene very well: You'll witness it again and again when Pearl grows upFariska
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gehvalt where the fuck is greedo?
- uncle_helv0
Found out that you can buy fake wasp nests today to scare off other wasp from building there nests in your house! Unfortunately this knowledge came too late as apparently I have one in my attic!
Bastard!!!!!- well it should do the job just as good if not better7point34
- chossy0
go and see if she is ok spooky for fuck sake, ask her if she wants a scone or a hot chocolate
- chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolateJaline
- hot chocolate with a flake in it, bitch you be going nuts over that shit.chossy
- look I'm really sorry to say bitch but did you take i tin the humour it was meant.chossy
- i take it you fancy some chocolate then J?ian
- no need to apologize, choss, I gotchaJaline
- chossy0
When we stayed in Kelso in the borders we had a massive wasps bike in our loft, my father got into a home made pretective suit went into the loft with a hoover and a spatula closed the loft hatch and an hour later came down stairs with a black bag full of the remnants of a nest and several hundred dead wasps. What a guy :D
- ian0
helv thats mental. Reminds me of the PJ ORourke article where he describes a humane way of getting rid of mice which is to capture one and burn all its hair off. Then paint it with phosphorescent paint and release it back to meet up with all the other mice. The plan is that the others will perceive the glow int he dark mouse to be a ghost, which will scare them away from the house.
Sometimes when Im drunk I consider things like that, but mostly I tend to talk shite then fall asleep.
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May even have long, flowing hair, and live in a forest while perpetually being stuck in some airport.
- jonatne0
1pm on a friday
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“That whole deep existential torment,” she said. “It’s good for getting girlfriends.”
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Spooky, I love your new work!
Omgitsacamera, when is that poster arriving?all,
Hi
- chossy0
I just watched some diving from the olympic games, absolutely fantastic :), love that shit, way better than when I used to do a back flip to try and impress the girls so I could poke them at the back of the swimmy.
- locustsloth0
i've happened upon a strategy for promoting athletic excellence in schools. The so-called glory of participating in the Olympics, and the possibility of getting a medal, just won't do it for today's generation. But the chance that they may be able to participate in what the following article outlines, is a sure-fire way to motivate them
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol…- i'm perfecting my long jump as we speaklocustsloth
- I'm getting on that skeleton and/or bob sleigh, plus some pole vaulting. Just in case.Jaline
- From the sounds of the article, you wouldn't have to worry about the pole vaulting until after the Games are overlocustsloth
- Before, during, and after. I'm good to go.Jaline
- Hey now!locustsloth