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- SkyPoo0
Maybe they dabbed your ears with eucalyptus oil, to create the cold sensation, in order to create the impression that your hair was cut. Maybe they just used you as a front for a drug's deal. Maybe they aren't barbers at all but yardies. Have you checked to see if your hair is any shorter? Becuase if it isn't, I'd call the police. You could be on to something quite big. Like a sort of barbershop scam.
- Fariska0
I'm loving the bunch of music you all thrown in the FMT threads.
- I need to listen to some of that stuff, never get around to it.Jnr_Madison
- neue75_bold0
You guys are doing some really great things here... I reckon you've nearly gotten it sorted... well done!
- jysta0
got man flu :-(
- moamoa0
- It's the truth.Jnr_Madison
- oh and bitch, spell my name right next time :DJnr_Madison
- right? whattttt?moamoa
- bitch_gordAn = bitch_gordOn
You should of kept the image name as cunt!!Jnr_Madison - but gordan is more feminin, I thought you like that:(moamoa
- Oh, in that case...
*fap fap fapJnr_Madison - haha, again I feel like I missed something here ... what happened?skser
- kelpie0
^ why is this not in the show some recent work thread?
- you cuntkelpie
- It's too controversial, I've been told. cunt.Jnr_Madison
- you're too edgy? they're not ready for you?kelpie
- your getting it kelpie, you getting where I'm coming from.Jnr_Madison
- yeah man, right out of left field, straight off the bleeding edgekelpie
- pussies.moamoa
- shut it, PS-chestkelpie
- Hey Moamoa, is your chest CS1, CS2, or CS3.SkyPoo
- Jnr_Madison0
God, I feel like victor meldrew. Just got back to find another cunt in my parking space (allocated, yeah, that's how I roll) so I ran upstairs in a fit of madness and printed out some 'STOP FUCKING PARKING HERE, CUNT' posters and hammered all the cars I didn't recognise.
- nice reactionkelpie
- Should have read 'PARKING HERE, STOP CUNT FUCKING'creative-
- that's an anti-dogging slogankelpie
- hahahahahah kelpieJnr_Madison
- I printed 'I AM A CUNT' on uneasy-peel A4 stickers and put them on the back of the Merc that parked on the ...Nairn
- ... pavement, blocking our front door, last year. I've lost the photos, sadly. He didn't do it again.Nairn
- haha, brilliant, I'll do that if it happens again. It's a fat woman who keeps doing it so I may do the line...Jnr_Madison
- "I am fat cunt 'cause I love to eat tons and tons of cum"Jnr_Madison
- lots of complete proteins in that diet. great for body building.kelpie
- You should keep doing it then to help you gain weight.Jnr_Madison
- I have loads of cum if anybody wants it. I usually end up flushing it down the toilet, so its no bother if you want it.SkyPoo
- creative-0
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- killthefish0
I still can't find my post-its.
- Over here?SkyPoo
- i took them. now they are all that i'm wearingjonatne
- http://i291.photobuc…Greedo
- I am solid now.
Still without post-its.killthefish - Greedo, please ensure that next time you leave a link it leads me to a pic of a naked lady covered in Post-Its. Thx.SkyPoo
- Seriously. Just 3 post-its, really. That's all it'd need. Hasn't anybody done that? Somebody get on that.killthefish
- Dear Spooky: a thousand pardons, i shall comply henceforth.Greedo
- jonatne0
"I think I may wash my car, clean my floors downstairs, walk my dog, wash my dog, work out, watch Dallas beat Green Bay, and get some sleep. All on my Sunday, today. "
--Sep 21, 08, 9:45 a.mGot it all done and Dallas did beat Green Bay.
- Jnr_Madison0
- <--- for emo.Jnr_Madison
- its so close i can taste itemukid
- SkyPoo0
"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is greay,
I went for a walk, on a winter's day...Fuck. I thought it was about autumn until I got to line two.
- yeah, hgow are the leaves aall brown? how are the leaves not all in the fucking landfill or compost by now? what the fuck is up with US Land Services??kelpie
- is up with US Land Services??kelpie
- They fucked up their own song. The leaves are gone in winter, not brown. Fuckers.killthefish
- Fucking useless. I hate them for this. Its pretty much destroyed the Blog thread.SkyPoo
- it's california, you fools, eternal sunshine and whatnot...Greedo
- fuck california and their goddamned raisins.killthefish
- Jnr_Madison0
I think you're right kelpie, the 'ass to mouth' note was a bit too far. I'm going to dial it down a bit or gtfo.
- I laughed, sharted and fapped all at the same time.kelpie
- ...enduring image, eh?kelpie
- yes
*fap fap fapJnr_Madison
- 7point340
fishkiller,
i've found your post-its.
- spooky, this is for you: http://i36.photobuck…7point34
- If i were her boss, she'd have more spunklocustsloth
- i'd have her stuff envelopes if you know what i mean [wink wink]7point34
- no, really i would. i am swamped and i keep getting papercuts7point34
- OH HOLY GOSH.
THX.SkyPoo - Now I'm solid again.killthefish
- Fariska0
Autumn isn't funny
- But it's here....EMU!!!!locustsloth
- who cares? she has big tits7point34
- funny tits?Fariska
- neue75_bold0
Slanted & Enchanted
Brighten the Corners
Terror Twilight
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Wowee Zowee- for the past 5 days...neue75_bold
- Nice.
I go through my phases with them too where I'll listen non-stop.******** - helps the chat...neue75_bold
- I thought you guys called it 'sidewalk'.Jnr_Madison
- this is of course between katy perry tracks7point34
- SkyPoo0
I'm listening to some original Leadbelly recordings from the late 1920's that have recently been discovered and remastered. Leadbelly was a proud and defiant man and unafraid to stand up to the cruel and hateful white people who did not recognise the rights of black people at that time, and viewed them more like livestock than fellow humans. And as I listen to this angry man's own brand of blues music, I feel moved... literally compelled, to say "Speak up man, stop mumbling, and for goodness sake what are you recording this on... sandpaper? it sounds bloody terrible. Do you think Girls Aloud made it with this kind of sloppy workmanship? eh? COME ON MAN, PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT AND STOP GOING ON ABOUT CATFISH ALL THE TIME FFS".
- 7point340
BIG INPUT!!!
- i've broken the 4th wall7point34
- It alls topped working for me. I assumed I'd been banned. LOLSkyPoo
- Wha? Seriously? Nothing's... what? COME NOW WHERE'S THIS 4TH.,. banned?killthefish
- Oh, and 75.37, if you're going to break it you could at least break it THERE, too.killthefish
- SkyPoo0
Is it a good time to declare that I'm as randy as a rabbit?
- was it the post it note bikini or all the clowns in the nothing thread?7point34
- my guess is you could declare this just about anytime you wanted and it would both be true... and a good time.PonyBoy
- I was randy anyway. That Post-it note girl just damn well made me think I need to recruit one for the studio.SkyPoo