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- PonyBoy0
ugh... woke up this morning... apparently the sink in my laundry room decided it was time to start leaking sometime yesterday...
... so that entire room now stinks of mildew and cat litter.
it's a glorious morning
- I hope you don't mind me saying so but your laundry room's odour is driving me wild with the sexy desires.SkyPoo
- PonyBoy0
do i get cheap drive-thru coffee... or do i put on some clothes and walk in to the snobby cafe and pay $5 for something proper?
- Drive through is better, anyway.killthefish
- I hope I never drink coffee ever. If I made it this far I don't think I ever will.********
- 7point340
so have we come to a concensus?
is ponyboy actually the result of a LHC rift opening quasi-alternate universe splitting Jnr_madison in twain - leaving the original stuck in a singularity never to age a day over 15?
- I will save mankind, I have the anti-aging code locked in my cells.Jnr_Madison
- take me with you7point34
- hmmm... don't know about all that... but I will agree that jnr and I are two handsome men indeed. :DPonyBoy
- you sure that's not a THC rift?PonyBoy
- TLC? it's probably all left-eye's fault7point34
- aww that's sad. she's dead.7point34
- 7point340
my girlfriend was on myspace last night and she popped onto my page to find out what my friends were up to. it's a habit of hers when she's bored or killing time. she says my friends on there are more interesting. so she happens to note the comments on my page - one in particular from jerome.
she walks into the bathroom where i'm taking a shower and says "what did you say to your friend jerome?"
i said i just wished him a happy birthday.
she says "oh, cause he left a comment that said 'thanks, cuntflap'. i thought he was mad about something. "
at this point it was lucky i was in the shower because i peed myself.
- 'cuntflap' means 'i love you' in qbnese?... or something like that... yes?PonyBoy
- hahahaha, 7point.cuntflap.Jnr_Madison
- haahaaa it is a term of endearment I use. Almost exclusively for some reason...********
- "What's up cunt flap(s)!" is a staple "How's it going?" for me. As well, "Alrite, get fucked!", for "Goodbye friend."********
- The best is when they enter other people's vernacular because there is nothing more alarming than a group of people********
- people calling each other cunt flaps, and to get fucked.********
- to be fair my birthday message was kinda on that same wave length. not like i didn't have it coming7point34
- plus she doesn't understand internet humor7point34
- hahaha "happy vaginal expulsion" if I am not mistaken, hahah.********
- that was it, i'm so pleased with myself sometimes7point34
- chossy0
you got those tasty biscuits yet emukid?...
- kelpie0
I've made Emu a thread of his own for this, a spin off thread from the blog, so to speak
- canuck0
IGNORE
- canuck0
Picked up a book called "Web Analytics an hour a day". I'm going to analyze the shit out of shit.
- 7point340
Picked up a book called "Wet Anal Edicts: a whore a day" I'm going to anal the shit out of sluts.
-- canuck
- SkyPoo0
Picked up a book called "What Arnold Edits: a whale a day" I'm going to edit the shit out of whales.
-- canuck
- boobs0
Can't stop thinking about fucking.
- Sheep?canuck
- Speak to Jnr. He has a lab you know.canuck
- i love that Fleetwood Mac songlocustsloth
- wank wankskser
- SkyPoo0
Josh, I did not receive any photos. Please re-send any filthy-lewd pictures of your partner 'in costume', ahem, that I may have missed.
- Wait, what? Nudie partner pics? Gimme gimme gimmelocustsloth
- haha none are filthy or even lewd, but to keep people on here guessing i will now set this note to "private"7point34
- Unless of course, you moonlight as the human component on a police K-9 unit. Then fwd them to Jnrlocustsloth
- dammit! it's not setting to "private"7point34
- Private eyes (clap)
They're watching you (clap clap)
They se your every notelocustsloth
- 7point340
Picked up a book called "What Alex Eats: a whole day" I'm going to eat the shit out of shit.
-- canuck
- axle la ex lexa le ax
alex******** - so what'sit going to be?********
- axle la ex lexa le ax
- canuck0
LOL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- 7point340
here so that you all may laugh:
i'm not sure how long agao but i mentioned id' be heading to an 80s character theme party and my girlfriend and i were going as strawberry shortcake characters. this was of course my idea. as i am totally gay and my girlfriend had actually no idea who this shortcake character was.
i have no idea if this image will link correctly because myspace is blocked at work, so if you all get a picture of Jnr in his lab, then i apologize in advance.
- she looks like a fighter :D nice pic :)Jnr_Madison
- oh she is, haha. thanks7point34
- hahaha I have an 80;s Party on Saturday ... I should do this.********
- It's 80's like music though, so this will just be hilarious to pull on an a biddy, hahah.********
- all that work on the costume and you spend 3 seconds on the mustache?grunttt
- hey now... she drew it on.
them's fightin' words7point34 - i'm just sayin'grunttt
- SkyPoo0
DUDE YOU POSTED THE NUDE PORNO ONE BY MISTAKE!!!
- fap fap fapcanuck
- with or without the lab?7point34
- hawt (and your girly too)locustsloth
- emukid0
is kelpie trying to imply that he is sick of my shit and i need to take it elsewhere?
- me too. sick of my shit that is.emukid
- Dude, that would be like knocking on the white house doors and trying to get the president to leave!!!SkyPoo
- .... Errr, so, maybe, yeah.SkyPoo
- what do i have in life if not the blog?emukid
- you could laugh at me dressed up like a fool7point34
- i'd say that i was making an ugly face for added hilarity, but it's always like that7point34
- i am finished in this townemukid
- neue75_bold0
nice, my soup is ready...