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- Greedo0
So we bought a place in july, and are already on our third mortgage company. We're being passed around like birthday card...
- birthday cards get passed around? really? i just trow em away.********
- wait till you get a job sonnyboy... and get to sign a card for kate in accounting whom you've never met.Greedo
- you've met, greedo. you're just too drunk to remember. shes says she has someone she'd like you to meet...7point34
- Oh, that's what you meant. I thought you meant something else too. Yeah, I get it now. I hate that.Jaline
- I know this is probably bad, but whenever someone says, "Don't party too hard!" in the card, my part of the card just says, "Don't listen to [whoever said don't party hard]! - Jaline"Jaline
- listen to [whoever said don't party hard]! - Jaline"Jaline
- kate from accounting has a hot sister? who's up for anything? i'm there!Greedo
- and how!7point34
- ahahahah go for it!!********
- birthday cards get passed around? really? i just trow em away.
- hallelujah0
shut your whore mouth
- that costs extra7point34
- you'll just want him to open it again, and then he'll charge you doublelocustsloth
- gets 'em everytime7point34
- By "gets 'em", you mean me, of course. That ventriloquist act we did cost me a fortune!locustsloth
- HAHAHA7point34
- oh my......I have never heard you say such things!Jaline
- amen, shine on, shine on my crazy brother. I'll remember you.Jnr_Madison
- Fariska0
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.- i thought thre was a post here, but it seems to have inexplicably disappeared. How bizarrelocustsloth
- i discovered the secret of newstoday, and well.. you see what happened.7point34
- 7point340
from locustsloth's comment 2 up,
i am now picturing a twisted sexual version of the old "ventriloquist drinks water while the dummy sings a song" bit.
picture this: the ventriloquist is a filthy whore and she puts the dummy's dick in her mouth...
- i am not well7point34
- HAHAHA no sir, you are not well. But a good idea, nonethelesslocustsloth
- I am eating here, jesus.Jaline
- i am NSFW7point34
- you're eating Jesus?!?!locustsloth
- 7point340
... So then she says: "That's not my buhgina. That's a ham sandwich!"
- Jaline0
nom nom nom
- Jaline0
"Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/That seems strange to me. Like it should be present tense. But I guess, in order for something to be a dictionary, it has to be written already?
- ********0
/ shut your whore mouth
- SkyPoo0
Latest instructions from home:
"Bring a bag of potatoes with you"
Bring a bag of potatoes with me?
- Can you film it?Jaline
- If you fucking leave those potatoes stranded one more time...POW right in the kisser!!!locustsloth
- I may HAVE to film it for a future legal situation.SkyPoo
- You can't get caught up in semantics when you are married. I mean...not that I would know...Jaline
- I mean.....pretty much married.Jaline
- shut your whore mouth********
- mon mon monneue75_bold
- child-constructing potatoes?killthefish
- emukid0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and feel guilty that i was asleep.
- ********0
- story of my lifeemukid
- HA!********
- Your pictures are always banned at work. Sad...Jaline
- i thought designers were always dumped for men who actually make some good money?janne76
- I was wondering where.... fuck you bender.Jnr_Madison
- ********0
sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and think that I wake up in new york in a small appartment, being a designer.
- Jaline0
I see how it is, digdre...
Speaking of boys, whatever happened to ismith?
- LOL********
- shut your whore mouth********
- just kiddin jaline, just kiddin, you know that i'm just kiddin.********
- i'm sorry********
- oh, you've got the wall of silence now, digdre. Yer done forlocustsloth
- I know ;)Jaline
- :D still wuv youu********
- pervjanne76
- LOL
- 7point340
what do potatoes have to do with trying to get your wife pregnant?
or do i not want to know?
- potato salad = toss the salad.Jnr_Madison
- so that's why spooky was always linking that potato masher / butt plug7point34
- butt plug?********
- butt plug!********
- neue75_bold0
sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a bag of potatoes...
- ... sleeping with the fishes?7point34
- can you bring me home tim?neue75_bold
- I have a help line number ready for battered boyfriends. Just let me know.Jaline
- self fulfilling prophecy there, dear?neue75_bold
- err....umm....Jaline
- baby batter?7point34
- there are no more fishes to sleep with.killthefish
- lol neuejanne76
- 7point340
And I admit that I ain't no angel
I admit that I ain't no saint
I'm selfish and I'm cruel but you're blind
If I exorcise my devils
Well my angels may leave too
When they leave they're so hard to find.So please call me, baby
Wherever you are
It's too cold to be out walking in the streets
We do crazy things when we're wounded
Everyone's a bit insane
I don't want you catching your death of cold
Out walking in the rain- *emails QBN about deleting this stuff so that his GF won't use it against him.Jaline
- ex, I mean.Jaline
- Tommy the Cat is my name and i say unto theelocustsloth
- I think I went too far there. Sorry!Jaline
- haha no reference really, just a song that popped in my head just now.7point34
- accepted********
- hallelujah0
beat on the brat
with a baseball bat
- ********0
- Replace deck with 'chest' and I'm right there with you.
ps. We sail at dawn.Jnr_Madison
- Replace deck with 'chest' and I'm right there with you.
- emukid0
the only downside about collaborating with someone else on a creative project is pretty much everything.
- :)Jaline
- are you back, can I go now?Jnr_Madison
- having to come up with ways to sell my ideas on my fucking project is slowly killing me.emukid
- i never left. i was always here. watching you fap.emukid
- the slow decay of the little creativity i once had is now completeemukid
- Sorry, typo, I meant to say 'are you a cunt, can I go now'Jnr_Madison
- send helpemukid
- it's too late. for eveyrhting.hallelujah