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- janne760
trying to peel a grain of salt with a samurai sword..
- hallelujah0
and everything was alright
- emukid0
i do have a small favor to ask of all of you who receive the autumn teaser. if you could post one of them somewhere in your respective cities and email me a photograph, that would be quite lovely. i would like to collect photos from as many cities as i can and then post them on a site that i am working on.
- Que?creative-
- Consider it donelocustsloth
- i sent stickers. they are part of the autumn project (to come later). if you could post one sticker somewhere in your city and email me a photograph of that sticker posted in your city, that would be lovely.emukid
- that would be lovely.emukid
- so, you want us to take pics of our city? trees?********
- i would like you to take a photo of a sticker posted in your city somewhere. stickers were sent earlier this week to those who sent me their addresses.emukid
- sent me their addresses.emukid
- I'm going to stick one on my next victim.Jnr_Madison
- oh, lol, i missed that.********
- Ah, ko. No problem!creative-
- ********0
there is that 10yo kid on tv, dancin hiphop. very cool.
- Jnr_Madison0
How does knowing peoples favourite band, typeface, pizza etc... help me?
How?
- knowing how to seduce me is in your best interest.emukid
- stealing identities while registering for porn site, just to say one.Fariska
- It saves you from waking up in the middle of the night wonderingcreative-
- it doesn't help one bithallelujah
- Complexfruit0
Hey emu, can I be included too?
- creative-0
NYC?
- Fariska0
Just saved the house from being flooded by the toilet flush tank.
What a thrilling saturday evening!
- locustsloth0
It's ok blog. i know you think no one cares about you on the weekend, but i do. We'll keep each other nice and warm. Here's a little bump to cheer you up.
- _me_0
lamb chops on the bbq i think.
- Don't think i 've ever had lamblocustsloth
- then you should._me_
- today_me_
- email me a bitelocustsloth
- Hellip!lambsy
- nice thoughtFariska
- ********0
the saddest thread on whole qbn
i dont know why
- ********0
ey,
who is davide melis on here?- it's me!! Didn't you see my website recently?Fariska
- haven't we done this already?hallelujah
- we're inevitably stuck in a loopFariska
- i can't remember names that good.********
- e-pill0
i woke up i guess an hour earlier...
its time to change those clocks back 1 hour again...
- ********0
Janne is obsessed with DixonBaxi
- ********0
- Llyod drew it********
- So that's the dog that's instructing him what to post. It all makes sense now.locustsloth
- His mom looks better than I thought.Jnr_Madison
- My god this site had turned me into a yank, I just said 'mom' instead of 'mum' automatically.Jnr_Madison
- Welcome to your Yank-ness, Jnrlocustsloth
- Weird, as I find myself typing like a g-ddamn fucking wanker most of the time. Daft, eh?********
- the kid's got spunk!hallelujah
- Llyod drew it
- Jaline0
Just came back from filming stuff in Québec. We can just take the bus from Ottawa. The border between the two provinces is pretty much non-existent. Since Québec is a different province though, the drinking age is lower (in high school, people would just go to the other side of the river to party), they have different days off, have to follow different rules for contests, have different area codes, different traffic lights and regulations, etc. It's cool.
Parliament Hill is beautiful on the other side.
Somewhere in-between this:
And this:
- Been there a 3 times, great place to party.********
- Québec, AYE?!********
- Hey, Bender, you should come back for a visit :)Jaline
- Been there a 3 times, great place to party.
- ********0
I talked to my one buddy who had moved down South a few years ago. He said he used me as an example to his students, haha. He likened them all to being much like me, and most multiple felons. They were having a discussion about people who are so offensive you don't want to be seen in public with them.
This prompted him to bring me up and told a few stories in which he acted like he did not know me, and then showed them a picture of me from my podcast website (which now he says he opened up Pandora's Box and is not looking forward to Monday classes) saying that I actually have a job and the like, haha.
I almost forgot about the one time his mom visited him in college for his birfday. Since PSU is not far from PITT a lot of us made the trip out. I don't remember much of the nite, but showing up with my broad friend in the morning, the entire place was covered in cake and pretty much one of the biggest messes I've seen in my history of messes.
As I crack a beer yelling out, "What is this Super Tramp? OW!" His mom shows up at where a door would be (but that's what security deposits are for) shaking her head saying that she didn't sign up for this.
We go to breakfast where such talking points included abortion, rape and how I had started using Jesus' technique of Pontius Pilates to get those bad ass cross abs. At one point the waitress said, "If I didn't already serve you your food, I would have spat in it." In hindsight I still know she wasn't joking, but it did send everyone into hysterics.
After the laughter the biddy asked my friend's mother how she could put up being in public with me. To which his mother just smile and nodded. With further prodding she put her hand to her ear and then said, "I turned my hearing aid off the second he started about how he likes his eggs fertilized as opposed to scrambled."
Funny how years later, and he has a kid now, we were still making abortion and rape jokes. To be honest, I don't even know his kid's name, I just know him as "The Boy."
Not sure where I'm going with this, but that was one of the funner weekends I've ever had.
- hallelujah0
the kid's got spunk!
- amen brocanuck
- I love the smell of spunk in the morning.Jnr_Madison
- omgitsacamera0
so i saw the school's production of RENT today:
fucking amazing.
- rent?********
- http://nl.wikipedia.…)neverblink
- add that last closing bracketneverblink
- ...********
- ... like the musical? I hate musicals. Shut the fuck up ye bastards!ian
- ... except for the 'Little Shop of Horrors'. That I can manage. If I wanted to hear someone sing I'd go to a concert.ian
- Haha, I actually was in a rendition of 'Little Shop of Horrors' in high school. Didn't tell anyone.********
- My high school wouldn't let me partake in any activities, as they were worried what I would do.********
- Which only added to their frustration when people went to the play I was in, to see me not ruining it.********
- I was Orin Scrivello.********
- rent?
- MrOneHundred0
When I went to click on the Pomegranate image in Jaline’s Flickr, it told me the image was outside the bounds of my SafeSearch fliter.