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- Fariska0
Our beloved secretary for "equal opportuinities"
http://images.google.co.uk/image…- i want to make a comment about the couple of very nice opportunities she can offer.emukid
- Uh?********
- "Maria Carfagna (born December 18, 1975) is an Italian politician and former showgirl. After obtaining a degree in law, Carfagna worked for several years on Italian television shows and as a model. On May 8, 2008, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi appointed her Minister for Equal Opportunity."emukid
- degree in law, Carfagna worked for several years on Italian television shows and as a model. On May 8, 2008, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi appointed her Minister for Equal Opportunity."emukid
- Minister Silvio Berlusconi appointed her Minister for Equal Opportunity."emukid
- creative-0
1 hour left of my day and counting
- emukid0
it brings me tremendous amounts of joy that arizona is now a "toss up" state instead of "leaning mccain." just two weeks ago it was "safe mccain." while the polls don't mean much and this lifted-truck and gun infested state will still vote mccain in the end, the uncertainty excites me in very naughty ways.
- oh shit, i've been putting your stickers next to mccain placards all this time...Greedo
- i'd post this in the politics thread but i refuse to go there until the ignore feature is back and i am able to ignore jazxemukid
- i'm kidding, you have a better chance of finding space aliens around here than mccain placardsGreedo
- that would make a lovely photo, greedoemukid
- working on it, kind sir...Greedo
- Jnr_Madison0
I fear something is coming that will not be able to be undone. I warn you, it won't be pretty or even tasteful.
- I, for one, have had it.Jnr_Madison
- are you talking about spunk again?emukid
- ..and everything was alright.Jnr_Madison
- i named the project that because i know nothing will ever be alright.emukid
- but but.... you promised...7point34
- kelpie0
I'm not a superstitious man, I really am not, but sometimes the symmetry in life really freaks me out. Things keep repeating themselves as if there is only a finite amount of events that its possible to experience and they have to keep playing on a loop which you eventually can recognise.
- emukid0
734 i want to publicly apologize for my last email.
- so you don't want a picture of my girlfriend's buhgina? *shrugs. deletes photo7point34
- i was referring to her boobs but hey i like the way you think.emukid
- you have good taste. she has great boobs.7point34
- [daylight savings patch install complete. time is now current. anger initiated...]7point34
- HEY! what'd you say about my girl?7point34
- Fariska0
The bad news is the Xmas party date has been already been arranged.
The good news is that this year we're not going in some cottage in the middle of nowhere in Kent.- this has B movie written all over itemukid
- take condomsemukid
- and a macheteemukid
- Actually Kent was last year. Which ended with myself ruling the poker table.Fariska
- But i always carry a machete.
Just in case.Fariska - i like how you think, emu.
amputee sex7point34 - hey josh, what was it you said about my mum's minge again?Jnr_Madison
- i forget.
i've said so many things about her minge.7point34 - true, I'll allow it.Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHA7point34
- she's a rockhallelujah
- neue75_bold0
- 12/11 is the date of my 'online' death too... spooky.Jnr_Madison
- take me with youemukid
- next month?7point34
- this month you daft yank.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
I AM THE CHIEF, TAKE OUT!
- If I wasn't so lazy, emo, I go out tonight and take some pics for you, but, alas, I am.Jnr_Madison
- tits or gtfoemukid
- Jaline0
Your campaigning period REALLY should be shorter. I got tired of speaking about politics very early on. I'm sure I will get back into it tomorrow, but it's unfortunate.
- And stop spending so much money on it! You could put that somewhere else.Jaline
- If you don't like it, why don't you move to canada... oh wait.Greedo
- It's a valid complaint.Jaline
- big decision, need time to get to know candidateshallelujah
- Candidates are always speaking about how they will give money back to the citizens.Jaline
- I am with you Rand, but would everyone's votes really change significantly over that time?Jaline
- I know Palin wanting to be VP changed some things, but after everything is announced...not sure more spending is the answer.Jaline
- answer. And I am a Liberal...Jaline
- Anyway, why am I talking about this? It's almost over. Hopefully a better beginning will start very soon.Jaline
- you're obsessed with the ushallelujah
- The election is important for nearly every other country. Otherwise the U.S.A. doesn't have as much influence...Jaline
- emukid0
that gallon of chocolate milk was absolutely delicious
- canuck0
One benefit of living in isolation means that I would never catch a cold.
- if you're never sick, how would know when you are well?7point34
- You wish it's so easy, don't you?Fariska
- 7.34 just blew my mindcanuck
- have a spicy hot kebab.
It will cure you if sick. Otherwise will just be awesome.Fariska - The smell of that kebab would send me running to the bathroom.canuck
- akhbar promised he went easy on the burnt-hair this time7point34
- emukid0
and if you'd like to subscribe to the feed: http://isitchristmas.com/rss.xml…
- locustsloth0
All of the sudden i am so fuckin stressed
- why? the site said NO... you still have time.7point34
- EVERYDAY NEEDS TO BE CHRISTMAS FER CHRISTSAKES!!locustsloth
- janne760
my best mate just got invited to a world tour of some *ahem* purdy famous one, doing his art.. can't/won't brag into details, but it is big to say the least.
so nice to see friends do well after years of hard work. sort of keeps you inspired. :)- it fills me with rage when i hear about the success of my friends.emukid
- in my defense, i am filled with rage when they don't success as well.emukid
- *succeed! ffs!emukid
- lol emu!janne76
- nah, i could feel like that but we are so close, it'd be like a tadbit unfair.. and he doesn't brag about it..janne76
- he still calls me for chatter/advice and so do i call him..for hours..janne76
- nothing changed :)janne76
- double post! -7********
- ********0
so tomorrow is the day eh?
- yep, good ol tuesday. almost always right after monday.7point34
- for all liberals to touch each other's "C You Next Tuesday"********
- bulletfactory0
I just noticed the bottle of Germ-X on my desk expired in nov. of '07.
- ********0
today was pain.
went 3x to the 'printer' because he wasn't able to print my indesign and pdf files recto verso.
cunt.- a verso yourself********
- what? i mean, what printer can't print recto verso from pdf/indesign ?********
- don't you know?********
- why do I have to print it, I go to a printer so he can. on think paper. and laser********
- "why..?" so it as meant on the prev. note********
- a verso yourself