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- ian0
Dear blog,
Because my downstairs neighbour is a complete cunt who listens to shite music too loud, today I shall mostly be... grumpy.- Why is it never good music too loud? Who are these dicks?MrOneHundred
- there must be some kind of study to show the correlation between the volume of music and its general shittiness.ian
- Like people in cars who for some reason listen to either Bryan Adams or Skooter at full volume.ian
- Anyway, pack of cunts.ian
- Also, no one would mention if their neighbour had good music.Jaline
- Also, no one would mention if their neighbour had good music.Jaline
- double post, since my internet connection sucks this morningJaline
- good point j, so i'll forgive the double-up.ian
- omgitsacamera0
It just occurred to me that it's been over one year since I started using Google Analytics for my smugmug...
- ********0
Thanks for the shirt, DesignByAble
- SkyPoo0
I dreamed about bombs and huge explosions last night. I dreamed of massive stacks of packet explosives and huge amounts of destruction. It felt prophetic. I held my family tight and everything was turned to ash in a pounding flash of anger.
Hopefully it was just somnabulic flatulence caused by veggie mince in the Spag Bol. I did have a rather large portion. PARP.
- PARPSkyPoo
- But seriously, I am afraid. This could be a portent. We could be approaching PARP the end PARP of the world.SkyPoo
- PRAP is correct, not other.killthefish
- Fariska0
I, for one, after a week of nightmares and stress have had a good sleep.
- Fariska0
on a sidenote
- Raniator0
all my broadcasts are going to begin with a full stop from now on. please choose to ignore at your own free will.
ps. if someone can tell me how to make the dog-ear thing actually fucking work, i'd really appreciate it.
- Fariska0
Just click on the dog ear and that's it.
Btw: make sure you have cookies enabled for this site. That should help.
- Raniator0
I click on it. It says: You have dog-eared to response 29090, click here to re-open them.
I navigate away and come back. It says: You have dog-eared to response 29090, click here to re-open them.
I click on the link. It takes me back to the first post, on page 1.
- Don't dog-ear the last post in a thread, dog-ear the second last one you want. Its then brings you to the next post.ian
- SkyPoo0
^ Hahahaha... that's it. That's all it does. Its working just fine. It just means you can go back to where you dog-eared not to page 1. Try dog-earing a couple of posts back from the very last post... the penny will drop then, because you can read the last few posts.
I am now dog-eared at Fariska's post that says "on a side-note", so when I come back to Blog it will take me there.
- Raniator0
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh... duh, now I see. I have always tried dog-earing the very last post of a thread, I didn't realise it effectively ignores that and shows the next one, hence always taking me back to page one.
Sweet. That is quite a few less clicks I now need. I am proud.
- Thanks ian and SkyPoo. You rock harder than Girls Aloud.Raniator
- I also shit harder than Girls Aloud.SkyPoo
- I'd piss on a couple of them, draw the line at shitting I'm afraid...Raniator
- One of the auction prizes on this year's Children In Need is the chance to piss on Girls Aloud.SkyPoo
- You would do some of them too. Unless shitting is the same thing?Jaline
- I wouldn't touch those skanks Jaline, none of them. They are the walking brain dead.SkyPoo
- OKJaline
- I would. Don't get me wrong, marriage would be out of the question, but with a few litres of vodka inside 'em...Raniator
- ...it would be a nice Saturday night in.Raniator
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dogearing is for sissies!
- Jaline0
Spooky, get your hands / arms insured.
- SkyPoo0
Why is it that the only thing female rappers ever rap about is how female rappers are as good as male rappers?
- Penis envyFariska
- < //Fariska
- Because of the nature of the industry. Male rappers only rap about bitches and hos.Jaline
- They do not. When did you ever hear De La Soul rap about 'bitches and ho's?', or Prime, or Mos Def, Pharoahe Monch etc?SkyPoo
- You must mean every album then. Obviously not every song is about that. I bet you could find someone.Jaline
- You have a good point, but a lot of it stems from somewhere.Jaline
- Fariska0
From tagliolini with wild mushrooms to BLT. It's such a big (and downward) step.
- SkyPoo0
Haha, Jaline and me ... AT WAR ABOUT THE MUSICS.
FIGHT YOU.
- neue75_bold0
We're only Making Plans For Michael...
- ... we only want, what's best for him.SkyPoo
- he has his future on Remington Steele...neue75_bold
- If young Michael says he's happy...********
- he must be happy...SkyPoo
- he must be happy...neue75_bold
- he must be eagerly awaiting a reply from the recruiter in London...neue75_bold
- in his worldhallelujah
- in puppycamhallelujah
- elothallelujah
- zealot..neue75_bold
- Lancelot and Camelot.SkyPoo
- Mistletoe and Cameltoe...neue75_bold
- < always remind me of father..neue75_bold
- Christmas...neue75_bold
- Cameltoe reminds you of father christmas?********
- nope, just my father...neue75_bold
- aye, appears things are dreary over yonder too...neue75_bold
- TheBlueOne0
I really, really fucking hate those morons in honda civics with aftermarket spoilers and racing wheels and three colors of base coat driving behind me thinking they're in a goddamn NASCAR race. Dude, you're trying to race a guy in a stock 1995 Geo Tracker and you're barely keeping up. You're a fucking moron and yes, that was me tapping my brakes when you got within inches of my bumper when we're doing 70mph in the hopes of you losing control and crashing into the median you dick. Die.
- I tell you this much, I wont do it again... I nearly ended up in the median when you hit the brakes.SkyPoo
- hahahahahha. Fucking cunts.canuck
- tbo; in daylight just turn on your lights quickly on and off. the car behind will think you are braking.********
- yes, I've caused many accidents with that trick. Good times.hallelujah
- ********0