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- neue75_bold0
time to finish this fucking resume, the typesetting will be the death of me...
- all these dashes and condensed 70's serifs...neue75_bold
- up to my neck in gramme crackers with shart spread..neue75_bold
- try neue75_bold?hallelujah
- folded corners will be back soonhallelujah
- and keylineshallelujah
- the only thing constant in life is the keylines...neue75_bold
- like little roofs over our heads protecting our souls from evil...neue75_bold
- I was garroted by onehallelujah
- evil = unbalanceneue75_bold
- I was cuckolded by one..neue75_bold
- time to get slabbyhallelujah
- fat + thin, can't go wronghallelujah
- nah, he'll think it's too trendy...neue75_bold
- although 'trend-led' is in here about 35 times...neue75_bold
- haas unicahallelujah
- I'd love to hear that "trend-led" in context--sounds hilarioushallelujah
- lovely...neue75_bold
- I've kinda lost any respect that I once had for him, yet feel terrible that he paid a company to write this...neue75_bold
- But there's not a wrong that Plantin Bold Condensed can't right...neue75_bold
- cloutier?hallelujah
- hahahaas...neue75_bold
- don't forget the evenly spaced rules above and belowhallelujah
- that lowercase r is hilarious!hallelujah
- the r and s are extra fucking condensed!hallelujah
- hahaha, indeed... not actually using it though...neue75_bold
- but Monocle gets away with it quite nicely...neue75_bold
- Jaline0
Flash is frustrating. I want to learn more, and I will. It's just that it's not as intuitive as I'd like. Maybe I'm completely wrong about that, and my brain works differently (who knows), but I've never had more things to remember or go wrong. I've actually had to ask people for help. The horror!!!
- Director is the future... Get with the Lingo..neue75_bold
- I think we'll be learning all that stuff over the next year.Jaline
- wow, really, I was just 7point34in' ya... surprised they would still teach that...neue75_bold
- I mean Adobe products. Not sure if Director is one of them, but we may touch on it.Jaline
- Don't learn Director unless you have a time machine. Flash is flash, you get used to it.Jnr_Madison
- Jaline0
One thing I don't completely understand is symbols within symbols and why you have to do that. Is that to keep things more organized? Or to animate one aspect of your design while keeping your main/first stage level less complicated? Or because you have to in order for things to work properly once you start animating every little image/text separately? I'm sure it all makes sense and I just don't get it yet.
- ********0
digdre is becoming an annoying little twat.
- i don't care dude********
- not my problem if you are annoyed when I say sigur ros is overrrated********
- the kid's got spunk!hallelujah
- that sigur's got funk!neue75_bold
- digder is punk!hallelujah
- no, i just have my own opinion. I'm not the guy that pretends to like sigur ros because everyone does********
- you, for one, have had enough!neue75_bold
- who cares about sigur ros, they are worse than you when it comes down to it.********
- you're a maverickhallelujah
- i'm cool with that********
- Don't like the band either.Jaline
- thats what connects us, jaline.********
- i don't care dude
- neue75_bold0
- 1st left********
- and right********
- second one, personally I like the first one more, but yeah.. its marketing..Grotesque
- I'd go with the first one as well.NotByHand
- ok, thanks... he's a big guy with a larger than life personality so the helv probably is a bit more reflective...neue75_bold
- well without being too literal...neue75_bold
- I like 2 but agree prolly 1 is best.Jnr_Madison
- I would go with one. It's a bit more consistent as well. 2 is more elegant.Jaline
- I like #1 way better, which probably means you should use #2 because it's trendyhallelujah
- I sent the fat boy both, see what he thinks...neue75_bold
- he's a big puusahallelujah
- 1st left
- Jnr_Madison0
I've passed a lot of blood this week.
- to whom?neue75_bold
- The council, I guess?Jnr_Madison
- er, sorry : /
Are you ok though?
neue75_bold - I, personally, can't do it anymore.Jaline
- hehe, I'm fine, thanks for asking.Jnr_Madison
- You probably don't want to know what I mean...Jaline
- I think we do, and I'm still ok with it...neue75_bold
- Well, you're a female, I think I know what you mean.Jnr_Madison
- and I, for one, can't get enough.Jnr_Madison
- Hey, it means it's harder for me to get pregnant!Jaline
- TMI yet?Jaline
- me too, me too honey.Jnr_Madison
- Seriously though, some girls say they don't get their periods all the time and trick you. I have to take pills to get it.Jaline
- And no one knows what is causing it, so I could die at any moment. I should go on a killing spree right now.Jaline
- (it's really not as serious as that. but yeah, no one knows what is wrong).Jaline
- my g/f didn't get hers until she was like 18 or something...neue75_bold
- which she turns next week...neue75_bold
- finally, no more beating behind the bush...neue75_bold
- lol, yeah, but that could be hereditary. Mine came late as well.Jaline
- My mum was 21 I think.Jnr_Madison
- HOW CAN HE GETS INFOZJaline
- which she turns next week...Jnr_Madison
- All this talk of blood is giving me flashbacks...Jnr_Madison
- ..of NAMJnr_Madison
- Polycystic ovaries Jaline. That and/or Endometriosis.SkyPoo
- LOLhallelujah
- hell's angels initiation ritehallelujah
- Hells angels have to get polycystic ovaries to join the gang?SkyPoo
- no, just eat themhallelujah
- damned scottish diethallelujah
- Polycistic ovaries, aka Haggis.SkyPoo
- Dr. Spooky.Jaline
- Jaline0
Some of my group members smell. Is it because they are computer students? HELP ME.
- Maybe the passed some blood?Jnr_Madison
- you can haz be rightJaline
- Jnr_Madison0
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if eveytime someone says 'Hai guys' Greedo reads it as 'Shark guys'
- Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai Shark Hai SharkJnr_Madison
- < that will fuck him up.Jnr_Madison
- *dies of twisted melonGreedo
- dbloc0
how big will this blog get?
- It my first day, ask on isle six.Jnr_Madison
- they told me to ask you.dbloc
- I don't really work here.Jnr_Madison
- this place sucks.dbloc
- I hear ya.Jnr_Madison
- I was dragged in here by snuggles. passed out.Jaline
- Hey now... you were rohypnoled by a swan and this, by the way, is not Cancun...neue75_bold
- locustsloth0
When the blog thread gets to 30000 posts it will implode on itself, combining all of the consciousnesses of all the people who posted in it into one account.
SkyPoo told me so- what's that on your chin?Jnr_Madison
- Never mind, nothing.Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJnr_Madison
- I'm sorry.Jnr_Madison
- Chin up.Jnr_Madison
- Sorry, I've lost a lot of blood and don't feel myself.Jnr_Madison
- Holy shit, we're pretty close!********
- The thing is, Jnr, you don't know what my chin is doing under there. One day i'll shave and me and my chin will show the world!!!locustsloth
- world!! WE'LL SHOW THEM ALRIGHT!!!locustsloth
- e-pill0
i had my birthday celebration party last night. a 14" godfather blunt was made for me. my ex wife came to the party and i think i fell in love with her all over again. life is good.
drinking a glass of white burgundy from a bottle i bought myself for my birthday. its a 1993 Puligny Montrachet that i recently aquired from an auction where there were only 6 bottle left of this amazing silky smooth oak flavour. it costed me $350 for the bottle, and im loving every drop of it!!!
-the end-
- Any chance of getting back with the ex if you feel like that?Jnr_Madison
- i was in a club last night, they had those 2000euro champaign bottles.. wicked.********
- that is always a possibility, i still feel she is my soul mate. she makes me happy when i see her.e-pill
- I know 2 couple (one was married) who split up after many years only to fall in love again.Jnr_Madison
- good on ya eddie..!neue75_bold
- we were married 10 years and we split last sept last year, but we remain close friends...e-pill
- good shit!hallelujah
- go for it********
- Good luck. Sometimes it takes a break / split to realize how much you really do like the other person.Jaline
- SkyPoo0
I once split up with myself only to fall in love again later on with the part of me that fell off.
- is that like 'i wish i was you so i could make love to me' ??e-pill
- You're so deep you're shallow.Jnr_Madison
- I'm like an upside down swimming pool, floating above your head.SkyPoo
- im a scorpio i am what i am.e-pill
- FYI: Being a scorpio is NOT the same as being an actual real scorpion. Just so you know.SkyPoo
- just so you know, the scorpion is the only creature on the planet that is comparible to a human.e-pill
- meaning when cornered it will sting itself to death rather than being killed.. just like suicide.e-pill
- ********0
I love myself, every evening.
- love does not equal pleasure...neue75_bold
- sometimes I even have pleasure********
- ********0
yes, i do have a bad day!
I was partying with 9girls last night, 1 of them was my cousin, the rest were friends of hers.
I want back.- It's not illegal, just morally wrong.Jnr_Madison
- not my cousin! you! the 8friends of her !********
- explain 'partying' in detail please
e-pill - If you move to Vermont you can marry her. And/or a goatlocustsloth
- partying, like in a club, like 'the' club around here********
- vermont, is that where you live?********
- i was kidding about the goat part digdre. Anyway, you may not sleep on my couch until you find a suitable goatlocustsloth
- goats wtf? I talking about serious hot girls here.********
- grunttt0
first half of the day has been spent cleaning house... much needed... much nicer now. the second half will be enjoying a couple of cold beers while hiding away in the studio working on my next collage piece... i love the anticipation of starting a new piece. hope you've all had wonderful weekends. =)
- thanks grunttttttttttt i did.. and my dreams of winning the NTPE4 lottery is almost coming around.e-pill
- SkyPoo0
Fuck me, I have completely forgotten who Turk_182 used to be. How crazy. He's just replied to The Blue One in the American economy thread and my brain immediatley sounded an alarm to say it no longer has any recollection of Turk_182's former identity.
Fuck, and what's more I can't ask any of you fuckers to help me because I know you wont, so fuck you with your stupid idiot answers.
Fuck You. FUCK. YOU.
- so... did he cum?neue75_bold
- Ponyboy.Jnr_Madison
- who? i can help, always.********
- Ponyboy. Thank you Brendan.SkyPoo
- I'm joking of course.SkyPoo
- I know your name isn't Brendan.SkyPoo
- Its "Milky Poop Steve".SkyPoo
- HAHAHAHAHASkyPoo
- No its not.SkyPoo
- Relax.SkyPoo
- Stop crying.SkyPoo
- Your name is Gordon.SkyPoo
- Not you, him. Your name is not Gordon.SkyPoo
- Your name is Steve.SkyPoo
- AKASkyPoo
- "Mily Poop".SkyPoo
- Turk_182 is BobaFetus
http://www.qbn.com/B…
e-pill - tim, do you talk much to yourself like this?********
- it cant be gordon or steve
as gordon as Gordy22 and steve is tasty.. the plot thickens...e-pill - talking like this to yourself is like jazxing in front of a mirror.e-pill
- I often perform erotic dances whilst naked in front of the mirror.SkyPoo
- But ots always sexier when there is a just little bit of clothing to hide the hairy parts.SkyPoo
- Ears, nostrils, chin, toes, palms of the hands etc.SkyPoo
- I have little sexy underpants specially made for each of those areas.SkyPoo
- i think this needs 25 notes...e-pill
- ********0
i need some new music, i feel like playing the same list all over all day long
- sigur ros ?********
- fuck sigur ros********
- i saw them live twice! still.. suckage********
- WHAM!! ‹‹ ???e-pill
- god no********
- ...somewhere in hong kong jevad cries hysterically...e-pill
- times new viking?hallelujah
- sigur ros ?
- SkyPoo0
I wonder if Jaline will check back over two pages of Blog to read the side notes and discover that I have correctly diagnosed the cause of her menstrual irregularities.
I would also like to add that I'd be happy to take a look myself, probe around, see what I can find. I have some highly sensitive tools designed specifically for probing the female sexual architecture, and I also have some lotion that can be dispensed, with a little effort, right at the heart of the problem, in order to cure the problem of impregnancy.
I'm just, I'm just... saying.
- what sort of irregularities?e-pill
- She was aying that when she coughs, her bladdder shoots out like a Toyota airbag.SkyPoo
- She's painted a face on it now though so people will think she's just riding a Spacehopper.SkyPoo
- http://modculture.ty…SkyPoo
- Have I gone too far perhaps.SkyPoo
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(gasp)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAlocustsloth - i used to have that in 1974!!!e-pill
- Not with the spacehopper, but with offering, covertly, to impregnate Jaline. She, a minor, and I, a middle aged family man. Its not right.SkyPoo
- e-pill: 1974... did you have a spacehopper? or an irregular bladder problem like a Toyota?SkyPoo
- i plead the 5th...e-pill
- she is not a minor after thursday!
THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!!! jaline's bidet!!!!e-pill - ah, i see********
- So I'm a fugitive until Thursday? I may as well stay put. Wait, that's what they'd EXPECT me to do...SkyPoo
- unless they double guessed me and expected me to run... hmmm, which means I SHOULD stay put.SkyPoo
- But they might triple guess me. Okay, so... I'll go into the TV room instead then.SkyPoo
- ah, yes yes, i see.********
- (I'm actually going upstairs to a little hiding place behind the toilet. See you Friday).SkyPoo
- aah, uhu, i see********
- a middle aged what?hallelujah
- ********0
gonna watch the island, see you later
- Spoiler: Gilligan kills them all and keeps Ginger as "a trophy". Favorite line: "i am NOT your little buddy!!"locustsloth
- spoiler: that movie sucksturk_182
- Spoiler for turk_182:
YOU SUCK!********
- hallelujah0
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