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- kelpie0
http://profile.myspace.com/index…
not sure if its wise to give this lassie any more exposure, but here she is. Everybody "friend" her, now
- Hmmm, she's not looking so hot on her Myspace page.SkyPoo
- Dear "Elise": Your fucking myspace has fur all over it. Clean that shit up.killthefish
- SkyPoo0
What's really great is this... now I am assured by my web hosting people that all problems are resolved and my site is now online and in full public operation. This, despite the fact that all I see when I go to the url is a generic portal page advertising discount books.
Its been like that for the last hour no matter which browser app I use, whether I reset, refresh, empty cache, restart the app, the mac, rebuild my desktop, purge my P-ram... stand in the corridor with my cock tucked between my legs singing "We are the ladyboys we've come to tug you off"... IT STILL SAYS "BUY FUCKING DISCOUNT BOOKS HERE" AND HAS A REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING PICTURE OF A SMILEY GIRL WHO I JUST WANT TO PUNCH.
Fucking Gordon Brown and his Web hosting policies. FUCK HIM.
- email me the link and I'll see if I can get to itkelpie
- Thanks Kelpie... I'm just on to helpdesk again now, 16th time since 8:30am. I'll email you in a bit.SkyPoo
- I'm still naively hopeful I might get to see it myself before anyone else. My horp is fading though.SkyPoo
- sometimes sites take a while to propagate to the web, even after they've said they are up, might be thatkelpie
- Fariska0
Kelps, just pull your folio together ad move here.
Can't say now. But 1 year and half ago was embarrassingly easy to find a web job (one i turned down was 28k a year +bonus for doing email marketing for a south African bank).- I can't code for toffee, this scares me cos I think most places don't do 'web design' the way I have here for 7 years.kelpie
- I really want to write strategy and direction and let other more talented folk do the detail stuff.kelpie
- which obviously makes me sound like a dick ;Dkelpie
- Actually the good ones do that :-)Fariska
- elise_coker0
My email was for your best interests.
- I love you, Jenny..neue75_bold
- *golf clapkelpie
- ever drank Baileys from a shoe?neue75_bold
- HAHAHAHA, Love it.SkyPoo
- what about the crack of an ass?kelpie
- do you love me too?neue75_bold
- What are you guys talking about?elise_coker
- I, for one, have no idea...neue75_bold
- Eye four won have had enough.SkyPoo
- I just can't get enough.********
- SkyPoo0
Elise Coker made a movie!. I can't work out if the actress really is pissing like a shirehorse, or is it audio SFX ...
- I just took it down.elise_coker
- That's a fcking travesty.
plus, she wasn't wearing panties. Ooh.killthefish
- elise_coker0
Look, dudes, you sit on yout little macs all day writing in this stupid fucking thread trying to impress each other with your apathy. Is that cool? It simply shows how fucking stupid and nauseating you cocksuckers are. Try going outside, reading a book, wearing tight jeans, bringing up a heard if goats. What I'm saying, is this, you are all a bunch of hacks. And no one is faling for the self deprecating shit anymore.
- goddamn you're hot when you get all feisty...neue75_bold
- couldn't agree more, btw..neue75_bold
- This post is fucking hilarious by the way. "Try wearing tight jeans" HAHAHAHA
My guess... Fariska.SkyPoo - heard of goats?********
- SkyPoo0
^ You know, I thought i had nothign to learn from Elise Croker, but... well, now I know I was wrong. All this self deprecating shit isn't fooling anyone.
I'm... I'm going away. Away to... to find myself. I may be some time. In fact I may as well be honest, I may never return to this place... this place of false horp and sketchy dreams, this mausoleum of broken promises, this shrine to apathy and post hipster delusional naivety.
My god this is liberating. Like cutting myself free from a tangle of dead bodies and swimming for the light at last.
GOODBYE QBN!
GOODBYE!!
- SkyPoo0
Hi, I'm back.
It didn't work out.
- It's because you are a total HackFariska
- just like your web hosting thenelise_coker
- Welcome back spooky.********
- HAHAHAHA
Fariska its YOU.SkyPoo - Fariska wants to be me.elise_coker
- I'm elise_cockerFariska
- I'm also RandFariska
- Halleluja!Fariska
- Hi'ya. Where did you go?canuck
- Canuck, see post above.SkyPoo
- and HAI!!!SkyPoo
- killthefish0
Web Horsting with Sally "Elise" Co"c"ker:
We try to put our cucumbers in really tight.And we never, EVER show our headphones to anybody.
- chossy0
She is pretty fucking sexy in that pissing video yo! I'd well fancy her if I knew her :D
- chossy0
Last night I had a dream that I was fixing the underside of my car, and the underside was basically loads and loads of pulleys and sprockets and wires and chains, weirdly I knew how to work every little pulley and chain, so in order to get to one bit of the car I had to do a complicated sequence of movements to gain access to the car, this morning when I went to my car I had a wee look underneath so see if I had put it all back together properly because in my dream I didn't finish so when I woke up I was worried I'd left something loose.
- I love dreams like that. I love pulleys and sprockets too.SkyPoo
- chossy0
Unfortunately my flat mates lady had a dream about me and him the other night, I was getting fucked in the ass by him, which was not good news yo!. She was very upset about the dream as was I.
- 7point340
i often wear headphones about just to make people think i am a music aficionado, when actually i hate music and they are never plugged into anything
- hallelujah0
I'd love to join in the fun
- how you doing chief? still walking on sunshine?kelpie
- I can feel my hands!hallelujah
- ave maria!kelpie
- 7point340
the kelpie is a supernatural water horse believed to haunt the rivers and lochs in scotland
on a scale of 1 to abhorrent blinding hatred, how does this making you feel, rand?
*puffs pipe.
- I love it!hallelujah
- what number is that?hallelujah
- well if 10 is normal apathy, blog apathy is actually *before* love so I'd say a 5kelpie
- on my own scale of 1 to 10 i'd say ABH occurs roughly at 3, but then i have a short fuse7point34
- kelpie0
I have 1818 profile views. I feel a mere child compared to the likes of jnr
- you just got one more, friend7point34
- thank you my friend
*raises arms to below shoulder level, awkwardlykelpie - Add me too comrade.
*puts thumbs in armpits and flaps elbows like a duck, whilst yodelling nervously.SkyPoo - ducks don't have elbows, tim.7point34
- Who the horp is kelpie a good weekend?killthefish
- SkyPoo0
"The kelpie is a supernatural water horse from Celtic folklore that is believed to haunt the rivers and lochs of Scotland and Ireland."
wheras...
"Kelp are large seaweeds (algae), belonging to the brown algae Laminariales. Some species grow very long indeed, and form kelp forests".
Which leaves me wondering if the former was merely a salmon tangled up in the latter, viewed on a misty Scottish morn by an elderly man with cateracts who was prone to hysterical exaggeration.
No offense Kelpie, but you might actually be nothing more than a fish tangled in algae.
- if the later is true, don't let killthefish know7point34
- I've got my mandibles on kill already. But I never believe anything skypoo says, so no worries.killthefish
- hallelujah0
what is a honda jazz? fuck you!
- my england is shit...hallelujah
- Don't lose horp Rand.SkyPoo