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- ukit0
56°F
- hallelujah0
sigh
- janne760
"girl help" is the new "studio A"...
- omgitsacamera0
as promised; The Tool: http://www.qbn.com/topics/572882…
- Jnr_Madison0
Following the emails I received, I just wanted to apologise and say I did not set out to offend anyone.
- fuck off!Jnr_Madison
- hahaha , I have no idea what this is in reference to.********
- But the day I dont laugh at "fuck off" in the condentation I belive it was meant fro, is the day I kil myself.********
- i forgive youemukid
- gfyemukid
- MrOneHundred0
Here is how I caused the worst storm in our city for 25 years.
Have been a bit pissed-off with work in general and clients in particular. I decide on Friday night I am going to give myself a day off on Monday (today). We get a little rain and thunder at our place last night but not much to worry about. Therein lies my excuse – I hurt my back dragging the kids’ playhouse inside from the storm, can’t get up, need day off, etc.
I text my boss, but get no reply. I drive the wife to work and the boys to day-care and plan my indulgent day of rest. On the radio I hear that there has been major damage caused in the suburb where my boss lives, so I decide to give him a ring and see what’s what, since I got no reply to my text.
“No power, trees down, roofs blown off, 2 inches of hail, driveway blocked, can’t come in to work...”
So now because I am such a whimp I am sitting at work pretending to have a sore back and dealing with a bunch of lobotomised stroke victims (my clients) instead of lying on the couch watching movies and sneaking off for a little bit of a fap.
This kind of thing happens all the time. I am the instrument of God. If only I could use this power to my advantage...
- it's only righthallelujah
- Yes, but it could be just as “right” without all the fucking palava!MrOneHundred
- hahaha..."pretending to have a sore back"... sorry, man...NotByHand
- No, I have a history of back problems, so it’s a no-brainer. On the upside, I am...MrOneHundred
- ...out of here in 15 minutes for my “Doctors appointment”. Looking forward to seeing Dr Bond tonight.MrOneHundred
- nice...
*senses Hundy's feeling of vindication...NotByHand - The boss just dropped in. I got props for coming in when in obvious pain.MrOneHundred
- haha... golden...
Boss: "you took one for the team... you should take a couple of days off"NotByHand
- MrOneHundred0
...and I must know what Jnr is apologising for. Surely that is without precedent!
- he wrote my mum some nasty emailsemukid
- ah.MrOneHundred
- I am sorry.Jnr_Madison
- omgitsacamera0
Current Size of my Photo library:
155.5 GB
that's just what Aperture stores, there are like 20 full DVD's laying around.
Now the debate on whether to keep all that potential blackmail...
- locustsloth0
These are good omg, but we need you to work harder on getting good pics of Douchie McToolstein so we can have fun PSBing him to death
- his gf is peter pan in our schools winter musical this year...omgitsacamera
- Bet he loves kissing the eternal boylocustsloth
- Jaline0
Finally figured out where my error was in my javascript.
I can sleep now.
- Your error is that you can sleep? Gosh, this programming stuff hardly seems worth it.locustsloth
- No sleep for robots.Jaline
- beep boooop beeep zipp zaaap bleepJaline
- emukid0
yesterday i started a thread that received zero responses. now that's nothing new but at the time i wasn't really prepared to deal with something of that magnitude. i am now well rested and have accepted what happened.
- the real issue is that we don't exist but are figments of your imagination.airey
- and even so, we still ignored you.airey
- you batesoled yerself. a subconcious batesoling.airey
- I am your friendmoamoa
- you have brought me back from the brink of deathemukid
- let me go. don't stop me.emukid
- I am the men behind the deathmoamoa
- ********0
hungover: check
- SkyPoo0
I find myself full of a new-found admiration for MrOneHundred. I had no idea that he had devoted his life to working with lobotimised stroke victims.
Bless you Mr100, you truly are a saint.
- SkyPoo0
Question: Why is it that females are known as the source of life when we're the ones who create millions of little living creatures every single day?
We are the ones who conjure life, right here, in our little leathery nutsacks. I'm cupping mine now, tenderly. I hold creation in my hands.
Who wants to have a hold after me....
- chossy0
Cause they bake the life pudding for ages until it comes out just right :D
- ********0
Two giants playing banjos?
Two regular guys sitting in a tiny sofa playing banjos?