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- hallelujah0
redeeming qualities:
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this is a 'hobby' that anyone with a computer and Photoshop can do.
- SkyPoo0
Cup The Miracle!
- NotByHand0
Do you ever have that situation where you have to poop, but you're on the computer in the middle of stuff, so you try to prolong it? And then it gradually escalates to where you're on the brink of pooping your pants...
I'm there right now...
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- neue75_bold0
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night wondering how the William Eggleston show at the whitney was...
- hallelujah0
also on my shitlist: kwesij
- 7point340
i flog because i blog
- neue75_bold0
I didn't go to work today...
- and...hallelujah
- now I think I'll have some yoghurt ...neue75_bold
- 7point340
also on my shitlist: corn, a peanut
- candy corn, candied peanutshallelujah
- candy makes everything better...7point34
- especially chinese restaurants7point34
- jimmy crapped corn,
and I don't care...neue75_bold - jimmy cracked corn and i am great! take that, you stupid corn!7point34
- who cracks corn anyways?Greedo
- pesky crackersGreedo
- Greedo0
You know how you have certain things around you that are so much a part of your landscape that you don't notice them anymore? What if those things were somewhat risqué and made clients give you weird looks when they'd come to visit and you suddenly rediscovered on a dreary monday morning what exactly it was those clients were raising their eyebrows at. And it's been there for years and now suddenly this whole long list of raised eyebrows comes into sharp focus and you start to reassess their view of yourself and it really makes you wonder just who the fuck you think you are and who the fuck they think you are and whether the two shall ever meet...
- you have chin dong, don't you?7point34
- fess uphallelujah
- 7.34 has it, only it's not a strap-on...Greedo
- i have a gift. some say it's a curse...7point34
- Anger is a gift.
Menstruation is acurse.
So you're an angry period?locustsloth - do you find yourself being isolated by those around you?Wetsuit
- i collect spores, mold and fungus7point34
- unibrow?Jaline
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I <3 Mike G.
- Greedo0
that baby p story touched a nerve i didn't know i had...
- a short life of horror and pain... intolerably sadhallelujah
- that was painful to read. i couldn't make it through the entire list of injuries.emukid
- I didn't read ithallelujah
- i hadn't and now won'tlocustsloth
- don'tFariska
- emukid0
i love all of you
- Cup the miracle!SkyPoo
- I hate myselfhallelujah
- me tooemukid
- hate you that isemukid
- lolhallelujah
- fuck offhallelujah
- lolemukid
- gfyemukid
- hallelujah0
Jackie-O, Motherfucker!
- emukid0
what's the limit for being able to shamelessly bump your threads without people beginning to hate you? mind you, i haven't done it yet but i need a number so i can plan this out.
- 30 secondshallelujah
- i meant what's the number of times i can bump a threademukid
- not sure but you'll know when you'd not allowed to log in anymore. i'd ask janne7point34
- but 30 seconds kind of explains it.emukid
- apparently i have that disease where i think "re" should be spelled "d" instead7point34
- the sky's the limithallelujah
- think bighallelujah
- you are setting me up, aren't you?emukid
- no, this is not like the jteore thinghallelujah
- i will never be able to live that downemukid
- we could all take turnslocustsloth
- And we could also alternat bumping emu's threadlocustsloth
- 7point340
i have a project i'd really like to sink my teeth into. gives me a bit of creative freedom and a welcome break from my banal existence as a web deisgner.
but that project is waiting for me at home, and i am in the office pretending to layout garbage in html and css. i'm cold and bored and it's not even 1 o'clock yet FFS!
- is the project your girlfriend?emukid
- j/k!emukid
- no really, is it though?emukid
- hahaha sadly no. she is away and i'm going to try not to go stir crazy at home alone7point34
- it's a pastrami sandwichhallelujah
- i don't even like pastrami and i'd take that over my job right now7point34
- to be honest the project involves shit. i'd like to sink my teeth into a nice bowl of steaming shit7point34
- wouldn't we all...hallelujah
- SHIT BITER!7point34
- i do it every morningemukid
- horse shithallelujah
- are you insinuating you've "done" my girlfriend?7point34