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- airey0
i have discovered, some would say the hard way, that hemorrhoids cannot be cured yourself by a white-hot poker, 5 beers and a craft knife. still, i have created what could be taken as a pollock original on the carpet. always looking at the positive.
- SkyPoo0
I might write to Elise Coker and let her know she's becoming a QBN regular.
- Horp0
^ Skypoo has just passed away, may he rest in Pete's.
Long live Horp, and all who soil in her.
- You've taken this too far this time. Scotland is watching.Jnr_Madison
- If it helps, I am also doing a campign for my own home town of Birmingham...
'Owp'Horp
- Nairn0
Water's off. Need a poo.
- Go and buy a two litre bottle of cheap pop.Horp
- ...and...?
Drink? Douche? Flush? Wash?Nairn - Where's kinobe when you need him.Jnr_Madison
- and use it for whatever purpose would otherwise be facilitated by the water you lack.Horp
- Jnr_Madison0
Wow, thanks mike, really excellent stuff, love it. It might even be the first thing I put up on my wall!!!
- after I wash off the smears of my own shit.Jnr_Madison
- whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit? whatisit?Nairn
- this and it's lovely in the flesh.
http://www.qbn.com/t…Jnr_Madison - :)neue75_bold
- elise?********
- _selise_neue75_bold
- Jaline0
There's a girl in my class named Elise.
- *swoons*Nairn
- tell her she has a mouth like a sewer.Jnr_Madison
- does she know Polly Jean?********
- Horp0
There's a guy works down the chipshop, swears he's elvish.
- Shut yer whore'is mouth.Jnr_Madison
- Shame then that he sells such un-elvy food.Nairn
- mm that didn't really work, did it.Jnr_Madison
- re, my note, not nairns.Jnr_Madison
- work smirk, tell me about Elise********
- me and elise go back a long way, about 20 pages.Jnr_Madison
- Top marks to Nairn though, that was an inspired bit of verbal Fred&Gingering.Horp
- But you're right about yours Jnr. Fucking shit, you pathetic cunt.Horp
- Fucking shit, you pathetic cunt.
my eyes my eyes********
- Jnr_Madison0
For 734 ----->
- http://img374.images…Jnr_Madison
- is hitler stroking her hair telling her it will be ok and try not to think about whats going on behind herchossy
- Horp0
What The Fuck With Her?
How Can She Sing Slap Music?
- ********0
Where is that wally chossy? He owes me ten quid.
- Hi canuck!Jnr_Madison
- I need my money you pratt********
- Fucking shit, you pathetic cunt.********
- Who are you referring to?********
- NotByHand0
Fucking bluetooth died in my MBP.
I've fucking had it with this shit.
I'm just gonna become a fucking construction worker.Yeah...
Construction worker...- Is it easy to replace or is it a 'not by hand'?Jnr_Madison
- Fucking shit, you pathetic cunt.********
- your eyes. YOUR EYES!Horp
- gfyNotByHand
- @ jnr: The 'geniuses' at the apple store will fix it fairly snappy. I just hate when stuff breaks randomly.NotByHand
- ********0
note to self:
Fucking shit, you pathetic cunt.- Fucking shit, you bathetic cunt.********
- Top of the pops to you too.********
- kick mehallelujah
- Fucking shit, you bathetic cunt.
- chossy0
WHOLLY SHIT!!!
it is really weird seieng your pals name up on this forum but it isn't your friend?.... or is it.
Right Thompy did we make love when we were younger?.
- Don't be such a tosser chossy. I want my ten quid.********
- You are not Thompy he would never use the word tosser he'd call me a dong bag.chossy
- Don't be such a tosser chossy. I want my ten quid.
- hallelujah0
fuck you, elise
- Nairn0
Best. Shit. Ever.
Just thought you'd want an update, likes.
- me too, had enough of this shit.Jnr_Madison
- nice man nice plop yo!.chossy
- 7point340
she said "yes"
and greedo was right, i was occupied last night and couldn't get to a computer.
Jnr was right too. hitler is just insatiable.
- omg, congrats mate!!neue75_bold
- thanks :)7point34
- dear god i've written a smiley. this does not bode well.7point34
- i horp my insulin levels do not overload on this sickening sweet sappiness.7point34
- good for you!hallelujah
- oh well fuck it.
i'm happier than a democrat in china7point34 - thanks rand7point34
- YAY!!!locustsloth
- Great news Josh. congrats!!!Jnr_Madison
- NO NAMES!!!! ZOMGBBQROFFLEBROTHEL7point34
- thanks locust and Jnr!7point34
- congrats :)Jaline
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- chossy0
did she sigh first then go 'well I suppose... ok yes I guess why not fuck it'
- chossy0
I mean nice one man :D