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- 7point340
she looked at her watch and was like yeah, sure, i guess i'm not doing anything for the next 50 years. you don't want the sex do you, cause i'm quite tired. i mean we can if you want. can we keep the light on i might read a bit...
- 7point340
ROFFLEBROTHEL
- was I your inspiration?Jnr_Madison
- you are my muse7point34
- ahah********
- canuck0
It's Kick A Ginger Day?
- where is flav now you mention it.Jnr_Madison
- I'd rather beat a baldy.Jnr_Madison
- laid offhallelujah
- stay away from my son canuck7point34
- * Points to grunttt and Nairn.
They are more ginger than me! I only have ginger tendencies!******** - I don't like being kicked!********
- Or touched.********
- Or laid off.********
- Take the "off" off that last one.********
- Wait.********
- chossy0
I just totally shocked our poor receptionist, I told her about michael hutchence and basically said to her, 'he was rubbingone out and cutitng his gas off at the same time' she doesnae like me much now :(
- was he an auto erotic suicide? I thought he was hung up on that bint********
- i'm pretty sure chossy is right. hahaha nice way to start a conversation7point34
- haha did you let her know about how you figured out how to do it properly?7point34
- "haha that michael hutchence, what a dong bag. it's all about control you see, first you take..."7point34
- That same year, Hutchence was involved in an altercation with a taxi driver in Denmark. He suffered a blow to the head and consequently lost his sense of smell and, partially, his sense of taste.********
- consequently lost his sense of smell and, partially, his sense of taste.********
- was he an auto erotic suicide? I thought he was hung up on that bint
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not to self:
Fucking shit, you pathetic cunt.
- canuck0
thong song
- 7point340
heard a fantastic song on the radio today.
tex williams - smoke smoke smoke (that cigarette)
absolutely bizarre, the lyrics sounded so tongue in cheek and like they expressed modern sentiment, but the song is from 1947. seemed like something that those awful truth ads would be all over, which would be a shame because the song itself is much better than that.
it's really one of the only radio stations i've ever tolerated because they will literally play anything.
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- canuck0
- i have no speakers at work, is this conor oberst?7point34
- I suggest you get speakers to find outcanuck
- I, on the other hand, think you're better off without them.Jnr_Madison
- he is the new james blunt7point34
- kelpie0
hey yo, I missed the memo - you getting married then?
- Horp0
"TWIN POTS OF LOVLINESS!"
- all except the nipples!7point34
- aye thencanuck
- This comment is puzzlinglocustsloth
- neue75_bold0
seems like you kids have everything under control...
- Horp0
Where the hell is Capsize?
- caught the first sloop to herpesGreedo
- horpes?neue75_bold
- Jaline0
My very sarcastic co-worker is speaking on the phone to what seems like every single family member she has. I'm learning more about her today. Her sister recently died, and she doesn't want any "phony sentimental bullshit" that her father puts out, and she doesn't think lots of money should be spent on the service. People do way too many personal things out in the open nowadays.
- Maybe she's like me and doesn't get too attached to things. Maybe it's because I'm young and still hang out with myJaline
- my siblings, whereas she is older and more cynical. Maybe she is just being herself, whereas I may haveJaline
- tried to seem more sad. Maybe she is trying to seem strong. There's just something unsettling about these conversations.Jaline
- conversations. I can't help but feel that I would do the same thing if I were older. But I hope not.Jaline
- Not if it was a pet dog though, eh.Horp
- yeah...Jaline
- what's the matter, dog got your tongue?hallelujah
- Greedo0
May i just pause to point out the irony of 'people do way too many personal things out in the open nowadays' in combination with your constant public self-psychoanalysis? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
- ha7point34
- *puffs bubble pipe7point34
- though to be sure all of us in blog are guilty of this7point34
- There's a difference between work and elsewhere, to me.Jaline
- Even the bus is different. I guess a computer screen does change things.Jaline
- we are your phone, and if your co-worker was on here, she could hear you, tooGreedo
- but she's not.Jaline
- yes she is, she told mehallelujah