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- Horp0
I GOTS ME SOME BEAR STCKERZZZZZ!!!
Emukid I will stick these in totally excellent places and send you pictures as soon as possible. I am moving studio between now and Monday so it will be after that BUT JUST WAIT THEY WILL BE PLACED IN GREAT LOCATIONS!!!
- IN great locations? ewww********
- oh i missed this. fantastic! i look forward to a photo or two. thank you!emukid
- IN great locations? ewww
- laahshi0
i haven't received mine yet...
:(
- ********0
Piss off
- laahshi0
ouch!! that mamma mia gif hurts!!!
- emukid0
i haven't posted an ounce of truth in the blog thread since since 1936.
- since since sinceemukid
- but then, who has, these days?hallelujah
- me********
- maybe you shouldn't, digdre.emukid
- Fariska0
After a day of keeping my fist rised to the sky swearing to various deities and a battle brilliantly won against the french and the japanese i can finally leave this bloodbath and head to a well deserved pizza with a bunch of friends.
There we can boast our daily success and drink over the small failures which inevitably occurs in this battlefield.
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- That's just some pretender calling himself Emokid. EMOKID, I mean, AS IF!Horp
- aye fucking frauds.********
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Atkinson, check your email/pp
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First, their cleanliness is not up to Lyall’s American standards. “Even in the twenty-first century, for instance,” she points out, “many British people still ride the subway during the evening rush hour without benefit of deodorant.”
“When they do the dishes,” she observes, “they appear to believe that the part where you are supposed to rinse off the soap is optional.”
Second, there’s the issue of sex, including the stereotype that many British men are gay. Lyall hops around this a bit, with some empathetic anecdotes about friends and family members “harassed and groped, if not forced to have sex, by teachers and other boys. Even now, in the way the culture works, they are supposed to make light of it.”
After discussing sex education and le vice anglais (the Frenchman’s gleeful term for the British love of spanking), she concludes: “Is it any wonder that Englishmen – particularly British men of a certain class – are so mixed up about sex?”
Finally, there is the food, which, according to Lyall, is dependably bad (in spite of a liberal use of “salad cream, a squirtable mayonnaise product that can be slathered on their food to obscure its unpalatibility”).
- How dare she!
* Minces off to Spud-U-Like.Horp - No one, not Fàbregas or the rest of the Arsenal squad, is worthy of the armband********
- How dare she!
- emukid0
who the fuck is thompy? seriously now. it's hard to keep up with anything other then katy perry videos.
- http://www.youtube.c…emukid
- THANemukid
- I'm Chossy's mate.********
- in that case, HIGH FIVE!emukid
- KATY PERRY********
- hey that song is pretty goodemukid
- emu have you seen her nipples yet? i've heard tell there is a nipple slip online somewhere7point34
- i haven't seen her nipples yet but let me post about it in the girl problems thread and see if someone can help me.emukid
- of course you could be watching "yes" say owner of a lonely haert.********
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"All news is lies and all propaganda is disguised as news."
- so propaganda is lies or just disguised thusly?7point34
- propaganda = news
news= lies********
news = news?********
- emukid0
all these girl problem threads are a joke, right? i haven't read any of them but surely they are a joke. the word "girl" and "problem" are synonymous. i thought everyone already knew that.
- hey now i just proposed to mine and everything was alright.7point34
- i could start one without joking around.********
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- ninjasavant0
I'm quite sure this milk I'm drinking has gone bad.
- smells like....********
- i like how drinking is present tense, as in you haven't stopped.7point34
- once you've started it's hard to stop drinking milk no matter how bad it smellsemukid
- i don't drink milk. i wouldn't know7point34
- I've recreated the classic rumble in the jungle but instead the jungle is my stomach and the milk is the viet congninjasavant
- congninjasavant
- smells like....
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Astronauts have fixed a urine-recycling unit on the International Space Station, needed to support a six-person crew at the research outpost next year.
The mission of the US space shuttle Endeavour was extended by one day to fix the machine, which is designed to convert urine into drinking water.
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- 7point340
feeling a bit synesthetic, may go taste the number 6
- nicole_marie0
i want to play dr.mario
- Mario, where on you! This lady wants to play Dr. with you (wink wink)locustsloth
- Hello********
- ninjasavant0
ask and ye shall receive