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- turk_1820
It smells like ______ in my truck.
- rosescanuck
- french friesemukid
- three week old burritosemukid
- cat pissemukid
- gun oillocustsloth
- vaginaemukid
- monkey shitemukid
- axe body sprayemukid
- vagina oillocustsloth
- dead bearemukid
- cinnamonemukid
- caulifloweremukid
- aren't axe body spray and monkey shit the same thing?locustsloth
- sun dried tomatoesemukid
- deer pissemukid
- snoop doggemukid
- chicken tikka masalaemukid
- pootie tangcanuck
- barbasolemukid
- mormonsemukid
- tuna salademukid
- a normal truckemukid
- dead bodiescanuck
- barry manilowemukid
- jnr's mum's vagcanuck
- victoryemukid
- +1 canuckemukid
- my dad's diaperemukid
- my impending deathemukid
- microwaved tunacanuck
- sunshineemukid
- canceremukid
- bum sexcanuck
- sour krautlocustsloth
- top of the popscanuck
- a bookstore men's roomlocustsloth
- failurelocustsloth
- menstrual excretionsemukid
- Jnr's mum's pittscanuck
- anal seepageemukid
- shit stained fruit cakeemukid
- see which page?locustsloth
- taintlocustsloth
- sardinesemukid
- aborted babiescanuck
- making loveemukid
- sadnesscanuck
- fresh shartemukid
- fudgecanuck
- chew spit that's been marinating in the dregs of a Miller Litelocustsloth
- i don't know why but "sadness" cracked me upemukid
- stale shartlocustsloth
- poopcanuck
- fungal bumemukid
- Spaghetti-o'slocustsloth
- canadiansemukid
- dong bagcanuck
- yogurtemukid
- Band-Aidslocustsloth
- bean piescanuck
- fat people seckscanuck
- McCaiin's catheterlocustsloth
- potatoescanuck
- horizontal progressionlocustsloth
- desperationcanuck
- steamed broccoli when you've forgotten it was on the stove and all the water evaporatedlocustsloth
- jizzemukid
- Studio Acanuck
- Jimcanuck
- enthusiastic nambla membersemukid
- jazxemukid
- Katy Perrys Bushwacanuck
- a diner's cooking grease dumpsterlocustsloth
- Nigela lawsons saggy boobscanuck
- body bags and lyelocustsloth
- GO PENScanuck
- chossy's chairlocustsloth
- teen spiritlocustsloth
- snozzberrieslocustsloth
- popcorncanuck
- lonelinesslocustsloth
- agony and defeatcanuck
- emukids hampercanuck
- emu's mothershiplocustsloth
- cheap cologne and fried chickencanuck
- the disappointment of everyone who clicks this far into the noteslocustsloth
- qbn on a tuesday nightcanuck
- 87 clicks later and none of you are rightturk_182
- burned antifreezelocustsloth
- ducklocustsloth
- jerkcanuck
- wet dogcanuck
- Chevy Chaselocustsloth
- Polish Sausagecanuck
- Harrison Fordlocustsloth
- old spicecanuck
- 99!canuck
- hamlocustsloth
- 69canuck
- canuck0
Ok tell us
- emukid0
locust and canuck have both filled my heart with joy.
fuck you guys.
- Shut it you. WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE!canuck
- let's gfolocustsloth
- high five!emukid
- turk_1820
coffee
- Oooo, i almost said thatlocustsloth
- THAT'S IT?canuck
- I thought sadness would have been it for sure.canuck
- truth has this strange tendency to disappointemukid
- locustsloth0
Sadly, that was the most fun i've had in days. Weeks maybe.
- years for meemukid
- You realize we wasted roughly 30min on thatlocustsloth
- i wouldn't say wasted. i rubbed one or two out while typingemukid
- Waste?canuck
- It was the one about jnr's mum's vag eh jnr.canuck
- gets me every timeemukid
- hahaha I called you jnr. Sorry I meant EMU!canuck
- gfyemukid
- Jnr - Emu. Same thing.canuck
- JUST KIDDINGcanuck
- they do look aliketurk_182
- okay apology acceptedemukid
- but gfyemukid
- uncannycanuck
- emu. GFYFTW.canuck
- turk_1820
Thanks for playing!
- locustsloth0
-"Have you finished that video?"
-"No, but i helped get the notes on one of turk's post up to 99!"
- "Who th fuck is turk!?!"
- " You know what? Go fuck yourself!"
- "Whoa! Come on now... put the letter opener down... what are you doing"
- "Something i should have done looong ago"
- "But..but.. i'm your boss... you'll be out of work...you'll go to jail"
- "Say hello to my grandma for me"
- "Nooooo. arrrrggggghh hh ......"- BTW i'm self employedlocustsloth
- I figured as much.canuck
- I'm self employed too... and I seem to recall having the same conversation with my boss.turk_182
- turk_1820
you guys give good blog
- We are the glue that hold it all together. Sad really.canuck
- And we sniff ourselves.
Cause we're glue.locustsloth
- MrOneHundred0
I can’t believe I missed it.
I was at my accountant’s getting a rectal exam. He always loosens me up for when the tax dept. brings out the heavy artillery.
- Horp0
Dear Blog,
- pascii0
Dear Blog, Oh Hai!
- laahshi0
OH HIGH!!!
- The_archer0
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them,
but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
- Horp0
What kind of nutjob feels compelled to touch wet paint?
- laahshi0
only the kind that cant touch the stars.
- neue75_bold0
all hail!
- oh hai!neue75_bold
- Oh, Halle!Horp
- oh hell!neue75_bold
- hOLLA!!!e-pill
- haille!hallelujah