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- "i want to paint boobs, but i better think of a concept. hmmm, i'll get back to that concept... mmm, boobs."longtongued_liar
- The bible was ridiculous so is my painting?Jnr_Madison
- needs more cocks.Jnr_Madison
- he was thinking: "i wish they'd invent non-toxic paints and thinners already... wheeeee"Greedo
- greedo is teh winnarlongtongued_liar
- what the devil********
- Greedo0
Phone's ringing, dude.
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library of congress on Flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lib…
- canuck0
The owner of my company died. He was 75 so I guess it was some what expected.
- what company?********
- is this sad news? you seem ambivalent so i don't know how to respond.longtongued_liar
- I've never met the guy so i'm rather apathetic. The company stock may go down, so that makes me sad.canuck
- what company********
- what company?
- chossy0
one of the directors of the company I work for who is 50 years old just corrected our receptionist.
"Actually Alice it stands for niggaz with attitude and I think the with is spelt wit but I'm not too sure"
ha ha ha I heard this as I was making a lovely cup of refreshing tea.
- muthafucka named ice cubelongtongued_liar
- hahahahahakelpie
- ha....nice!Complexfruit
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- http://www.flickr.co…********
- but do they have attitude?longtongued_liar
- those notes...!janne76
- white belts on men, thank you hipsters for bringing that one back...Greedo
- 'fuck you' hipsters... for bringing that back.
:)turk_182
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- longtongued_liar0
is it wrong to use the public restroom at work to fap?
- what should i do if she asks me to leave?longtongued_liar
- only if you do it out in the open, its not so public if there is a front door then its private, fap away!e-pill
- she closed the stall. i don't think she likes that i'm in here with her.longtongued_liar
- or that i'm standing here pantsless posting on qbn on my phonelongtongued_liar
- pics since you can prove it or it didnt happen....e-pill
- hey what's that?
*giggles and runs out of thread.longtongued_liar - Hi Jnr!canuck
- *slaps bad dongJnr_Madison
- kelpie0
interviewed for documentary about work. hives breaking out. cold sweats. meaningless dishonest bullshit...
- I for one, have had more than eboughkelpie
- "i, for one, can't get enough"
*eats shit. grins.longtongued_liar - hahaha same timelongtongued_liar
- janne760
..., dude.
- sweet.longtongued_liar
- Where's your car?canuck
- i had my car stolen one time and my 'friends' actually did that to me: "where's your car, dude?"Greedo
- where's your car, dude?longtongued_liar
- owch. shitty friends.canuck
- did they give you a christmas pickle to cheer you up?longtongued_liar
- i'm still looking for that fucker, can't find it!Greedo
- the pickle, not the car.Greedo
- so, youre in a pickle?********
- did you know? 'Pickel' in german means both 'pimple/zit' and 'pickaxe'Greedo
- Horp0
Too much Bloggage to catch up on so I'm dog-earing here and forgetting about it.
Congrats! to all those who have had good news.
Commiserations. To all those who have had bad news.
To all those who are stuck in limbo with no discernable variations to your emotional landscape... Stay strong, it gets much better, or much worse, in the future.
- chossy0
I have to see this documentary Kelpie I just gotta.
- its getting buried if I have anything to do with it, I can't even look at pictures of myself without breaking into a sweatkelpie
- you turn yourself on that much?Greedo
- he's all hot and sultrylongtongued_liar
- I know one picture that makes me smile.Jnr_Madison
- haha, total mung loads the lot o youkelpie
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Jaline,
what is the name of that yellow notebook you linked to a few weeks ago- she calls him, "Ralph"longtongued_liar
- yellow pages.Jnr_Madison
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it was a diary orsomething
- Jnr_Madison0
While is was in hospital, I must of subconsciously took in the posters telling you to wash your hands. One nurse was going on a bit one night and in my head I mean to mutter 'shut your whore mouth' to myself but 'wash your whore hands' popped in instead.
- and she didn't.Jnr_Madison
- She give you a jobbie?canuck
- Wash Your Whore Mouth?locustsloth
- She looked like a jobbie.Jnr_Madison
- hands = $10
mouth = $25longtongued_liar - why were you in hospital? i missed it... everything allright?Greedo
- what i mean is, gfyGreedo
- Jnr is in rehab.canuck
- I'm ok greedo, thanks. Just my pancreatitis again.Jnr_Madison
- It was in Feb that I nearly died...LOLJnr_Madison
- btw, these pain killers are delicious.Jnr_Madison
- actually that was the problem. he tried to go fuck himself and threw out his back.longtongued_liar
- dear me, feb is my birthday. you must try again. what a lovely present that would belongtongued_liar
- Feb is my birthday too, you cunt.Jnr_Madison
- there can be only onelongtongued_liar
- locustsloth0
i knew right from the beginning
that you would end up winning
- canuck0
Happy Birthday Jnr.
- hey thanks!Jnr_Madison
- No ways!!! It's the birth of Jnr?!?!
Happity Bithuddadaylocustsloth - Horpy Birthday Gordy!Horp
- happy birthday man. Have a fried chicken!!Fariska
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^Happy Birthday
- Don't listen to the Canadian/Blackpool tranny.Jnr_Madison
- shut it youcanuck
- Jnr_Madison0
It's not my birthday, canuck was just being retro nice. Only two months to go tho.