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- Jnr_Madison0
That's shitty mr100, sorry.
Blog people don't seem to be doing to well lately, lots of people getting laid off then me having to go into hospital for penis reduction surgery.
- ********0
oh shitz mr100...
- Fariska0
Sorry to hear that. Anyway that might be an good occasion for a new and more exciting job!
- Jnr_Madison0
It's a shame, that shit on the chest really tied the room together.
- ********0
I think I never will get drunk again, ever!
i feel so shit after it.. i mean, not the hangover... it's something else I guess..
it's been a few days, and I still feel weird... last time I had the same thing. I think I say stuff I actually didn't said, and sometimes I think I didn't said it, and I said it.
also, I think I know what's going to happen in the next few moments, or I feel like I 'know' what people are going to say, and actually it wont happen or people won't say it..
It's pretty weird.
This morning I had to look 4times to my watch to make sure what time it was, I felt like I woke up in a dream of a dream...
What is this, last time it lasted for about a week orso.. what is it? i don't want it..- You're clinically insane, don't worry about it.Jnr_Madison
- no serious.... what is it?!********
- lack of booze practice. That;s what it isFariska
- it will pass matey I get this sometimes, too much booze and worry about what you got up to. try not to let it get ot you.chossy
- chossy0
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greggs is there anything you can't do :D :E
- chossy0
All the inside of my gums is now covered in pastry fat and beef grease, this is a good thing thank you lord greggs thank you. I had a 'steak bake' and a 'cheese and onion pasty'
- ********0
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sounds like an unbelievable story. Like his mum would prefer the pub to firing up the peat stove, I supposed to believe that?
- KES!!!Jnr_Madison
- The bird dies in the end.Jnr_Madison
- I knew it. Killed I suppose by a vengeful remorseless cunt not his mom?********
- was it the gym teacher?********
- His brother if I remember correctly... I may be wrong. It was very sad.Jnr_Madison
- assholes.********
- ********0
fuck it. FUCK IT!!
- solidarity for mr100********
- mr 100: you aren't alone********
- solidarity for mr100
- ********0
- Jaline0
n- n- no-torious
- ********0
- for entertainment which, in the end, delivers only misery?********
- why would anyone run from naked girls?longtongued_liar
- for entertainment which, in the end, delivers only misery?
- longtongued_liar0
it's funny to me that the broken oven is what really seemed to anger him, not the shitty job.
in all honesty i would have reacted the same.
all my thoughts, MrOnehundred. I'm sorry to hear.
- well....an oven costs money. I know exactly how he feels. Sometimes everything seems to break at the same time.Jaline
- The problem with a broken oven is that it's only first broken when you're hungry and committed to dinner.blaw
- i would have been more pissed about the oven as well.longtongued_liar
- job = replaceable. i've never been attached to a joblongtongued_liar
- i certainly get more fulfillment from a an oven, it cooks meals and food is comfort.longtongued_liar
- also it's a bit moot to stick your head in a non-functioning oven.longtongued_liar
- ********0
- like they know what they are talking about********
- MrOnehundred is an iPod?longtongued_liar
- a fake oneFariska
- like they know what they are talking about
- ********0
- i like how there is a parenthetical title to explain what gigolo means. otherwise i would have assumed they made it uplongtongued_liar
- .. made it up.longtongued_liar
- Fariska0
Hey liar, did you have a fight with the almighty to became such a longtongued one?
- Jaline0
Christmas list time. Ours is on the fridge, with a header for each member of the family. One of my younger sisters wrote something in for another sister.
"a new face"
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA choke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlongtongued_liar - aah..... the family!Fariska
- and you should add next to it... "oh.. that's easy!"Fariska
- I think it's my LOL of the dayJaline
- hahahahahhahhahahah********
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA choke
- longtongued_liar0
Go tell that long-tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that blog's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that blog's gonna cut 'em down
- ********0
- pascii?longtongued_liar
- always on the outside looking in...Greedo
- what the hellscanuck
- Jnr_Madison0
Should I have a shower? only been a few days. I usually have one every two weeks whether I need it or not.
- is your girlfriend about?longtongued_liar
- just ask the nurse for a sponge bath?********
- does she need to pee?longtongued_liar
- My gf left me last week.Jnr_Madison
- ...at the end of visiting hours.Jnr_Madison
- I've had a sponge bath a couple of times by nurses, not as erotic as you imagine.Jnr_Madison
- honestly though, why isn't your girlfriend dressed in a candy stripe outfit, nursing you back to health?longtongued_liar
- or is she tired of your shit?longtongued_liar
- She is helping other people today, pumping them full of drugs. True story.Jnr_Madison
- glad she can help other people********
- your girlfriend is actually a nurse?longtongued_liar
- pics or i didn't fappenlongtongued_liar
- Get well jnr.canuck
- Close, she's a Doc.Jnr_Madison
- no shit. did you meet her as a patient?longtongued_liar
- you knew you were hers when you heard those 5 simple words: "turn your head and cough."longtongued_liar
- hehe, not I never met her as a patient, we met at my 3rd high school.Jnr_Madison