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- 7point340
*mungs wistfully
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Yes, I assumed as much.
To mung... is to take a recently deceased body, lay it on its back while one person spreads the legs and prepares to ingest what will come out of either the ass of, or vagina if available, of the dead body.
Since a catalyst is needed, a second friend (or series of super awesome events, like a domino being pushed by the mung receiver which then pushes a boot on a lever, which hits a bowling ball that goes down a pipe, etc.) who can by the determination fling their body in such a way to deliver maximum impact onto the dead person's stomach.
As a result the explosive force will expel quite the mung discharge to the eager recipient.
I've written a few short stories on the subject.
- this is why you can't keep a girlfriend, isn't it?7point34
- not live ones, anywaysGreedo
- I literally cringed at my desk.blaw
- blaw, as a death metal veteran, this should be second nature to you!! come on now...Greedo
- hahahaahaah********
- http://www.qbn.com/t…longtongued_liar
- Greedo0
Q: WHATS BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A BELL??!??!?
A: DUNNNNGGGGGGG
- longtongued_liar0
seemed a good a time as any...
- *as FFSlongtongued_liar
- WHY THE LONG TONGUE?Greedo
- To get more mung?Greedo
- i'd be lying if i said you were rightlongtongued_liar
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The Tastiest Mung Story Ever Told:
MUM ... MUMRAAAAAAAAAA!
MUM ..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AHHHHH! IT'S MUMRAAAAAA!
BY THE EYE OF THUNDERRA IT'S THAT MUNG MASTER MUMRAAAAA!
YOU THINK HE IS AN OLD GEYSER INCAPABLE OF PALPABLE PUNISHMENT ... YOU'RE WRONG!
EVER SEE HIM GO APE SHIT?HE GOES APE SHIT!
SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE APE SHIT!"Hi, I'm Mumra I'm a mild mannered senior citizen
who uses my Driver's License to prove my age in a means to get
discounts at the movies."I HEARD HIM SAY THAT ONE TIME!
THEN HE WENT COMPLETELY APE SHIT NUTSO ON THIS GUY WHO TRIED TO CUT IN FRONT OF HIM IN LINE BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS BABY IN THE CAR UNATTENDED!THE GUY WAS JUST SCREAMING, ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!
MUMRA FUCKING MERKED HIM RIGHT THERE!
"MUMRAAAAAAAAAA!" .... MAN WHEN I HEARD THAT, I KNEW IT WAS GAME TIME AND GAME OVER FOR THAT GUY!
I ASKED MUMRA WHEN HE WAS FINISHED IF HE WAS GOING TO MUNG THE GUY, THE FAMOUS MUMRA MUNGING THAT HE IS SO FAMOUS FOR!
HE SMILED AT ME AND WENT "MUMMMRAAAAA!" SLAMMED THE GUY ON A SLUSHIE MACHINE CAUSING HIS BODY CAVITY TO BE FILLED WITH EVERY FLAVOR SLUSHIE FILLED FROM BY HIS ANUS HOLE!
WENT TO THE CAR, GRABBED THE BABY, THREW THE BABY ... I SWEAR IT HAD TO BE 400 OR 500 FEET STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!
PUCKERED UP HIS MOUTH ON THAT GUY'S BUM AND BOOOOOOOM! THAT BABY FUCKING DIED ON IMPACT HITTING THAT SLUSHIE FILLED STOMACH!
FIRST TIME I EVER SAW THAT IN MY LIFE!
FUCKING MUMRA MAN!
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
WHO WILL HE DO NEXT?!HAHA .... DO DO ... DOO DOO!
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I HEARD MUMRA'S MOTHER ONCE TOLD HIM TO COME IN WHEN THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON ... HE KILLED HER.
NO ONE TELLS MUMRA WHAT TO DO!
NOT EVEN HIS MOTHER!HIS FATHER CAME HOME FROM THE MILL SEEING HIS DEAD MUMMIFIED MUNGED WIFE ON THE KITCHEN TABLE ... WENT ... "OHHHH MUMRA! WHAT AM I EVER GOING TO DO WITH YOU!"
HE SAID IT JOKINGLY! AND MUMRA FUCKING KNOCKED HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A LOOGEY HE SPIT AT HIM!
THAT'S HOW FUCKING GULLEY HE IS!
HIS LOOGIES ARE LIKE FUCKING TANKS!
SO THERE IS MUMRA, DEAD POP AND DEAD MA ... BUT HE NOTICES SOMETHING ... A FETUS IN HIS MOTHER, LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA!
NOW I ASK YOU WHAT DO YOU THINK HE DOES NEXT?
DOES HE:
A. TAKE THE LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA UNDER HIS WING AND SHOWS HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD IN A LOVING NURTIRING WAY?
OR ... B. DIPS LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA IN PLATINUM AND ROCKS HIM AS HIS PENDANT ON HIS FUCKING PLATINUM CHAIN?IF YOU SAID A ... YOU SURE DON'T KNOW MUMRA!
IT'S B THE ANSWER IS B.
THIS OTHER TIME I WAS OUT TO EAT WITH SOME FRIENDS, I SEE MUMRA WITH SOME HOTTIE AT HIS V.I.P. TABLE.
FUCKING NEWBIE WAITER SAID THAT WAS A NICE CHAIN ... MUMRA FUCKING RIPPED HIS ARMS OUT OF HIS SOCKETS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH HIS OWN ARMS.
THEN TURNED TO HIS BITCH AND PUKED ON HER!YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO!
- longtongued_liar0
i am going to assume you've not written this, and are only copying and pasting.
this is the only way we will remain friends.
- i didn't read it, it's all in caps. i dont like being shouted atGreedo
- i read enough.longtongued_liar
- actually more than enough.longtongued_liar
- where's emu? i need someone to hold me.longtongued_liar
- Hahah, I wrote these about 3 years ago. I was copying and pasting from an e-mail.********
- Good point about the CAPS, I'll translate them later to more readable text. This was from an AIM Conversation.********
- To e-mail. Then here, haha.********
- Mimio0
I like it when Flavor breaks out with his stream of consciousness. Exorcise those demons.
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worthlessbump
- ah the slowness is back. the motherfucking slowness********
- ah the slowness is back. the motherfucking slowness
- canuck0
I like this
- Corvo20
- Where is this?canuck
- LIESJaline
- Or it's Corvo! Nevermind. This is a true IMAGE! VERY REAL! From Portugal!!!!Jaline
- that picture was taken a few hours ago nr Coimbra, Pt.Corvo2
- I'm envious :)Jaline
- ahah. no you're not-Corvo2
- Really. The picture is beautiful.Jaline
- there's never snow in portugal! please say it ain't so.. i always picture portugal warm for the entire year.. :(janne76
- Ok. We never have snow,Corvo2
- portugal is accursed. I don't know why. I would go there only with a blonde, a citroen, and a fork.********
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dear almost everyone,
I hate most of what you like
- MrOneHundred0
I played a gig on Friday night about an hours drive from my place. It was nothing if not a little depressing. The headline band – a “legendary” Australian “rock” “band” – were a bunch of cock-knockers, so I thought I’d finally get around to doing my duty.
...and now you can all see why I need a new camera.
- Jaline0
STOP THE MADNESS
- Jaline0
Hey, it's like magicks