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lucky girl
- emokid0
today is my parent's 31st wedding anniversary. i sent them a free hallmark e-card. thoughts of calling them came to mind but i decided to visit nt instead. a few minutes here and i found myself reconsidering my decision. i am now confused and just want to think of something funny to say and start a new life. i did not wish for it to be this way.
- emokid0
though i wish to start a new life, i do not intend on harming anyone but myself.
- rasko40
so I've been wondering why there are dudes with tv cameras outside my house in the morning when I leave and when I get back, and what that big van with the fuck off great satellite dish is all about (damn that TV licence)
and then bosh, there's my darn house all over the news... damn I live near politicians eeuw, it shouldn't be this way.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolavconso…
click on UK, and then the 'Jowell' story, not that its interesting or that you shouldgive a fuck, but I know Rand likes to stalk.
- gruntt0
i'm going to leave work a few minutes early for i need chicken cookin' items. i also need to replenish the beer supply. why leave early to grocery shopping? because i have a job list with 18 opened jobs on it but everything is everyone else's court. plus i gotta dude coming by the apartment to give an esitimate on moving all of our shit down 3 flights of stairs then across town to the new house. dinner is at 8. bring your own beer because mine is just that.
i must try to get home before the moving dude gets there because i just remembered that my lady and i drew disturbing dirty pictures in the dust on the TV screen.
- rasko40
but you're not really inviting people over are you, because you'd say "how can I introduce you to my wife saying 'err this is some folks I met on the internets'"
nice thought though
- gruntt0
lol. she's so used to me saying "a friend of mine on the interweb" that i don't think she'd be a damn bit surprised if one showed up for dinner. i tell ya what, you're invited but that's it. that way i can say "honey this is my friend from the internet... Rasko Four."
- johannes0
the spectacle of grown men attempting to create something commensurate with the joys and heartaches of existence out of other peoples words, typefaces and art fashions long past expiration
- rasko40
I'd love to but she might be scared of the scars on my wrists and the hollow, vacant stare in my black eyes, and if thats not enough, the ears, the ears on my necklace and the tracheostomy, they'll do it, they'll do it for sure gnnnn
- gruntt0
good point. if you have more ears on your ear necklace than she does she might get jealous.
- johannes0
gnnn grr
- cosmo0
I love this site.
- grayhood0
i over heard the craziest conversation at a bar the other day, but it will take too long to type it and no one likes reading long posts so forget it.
- _salisae_0
no. please. tell. us.
- johannes0
I'll kill myself if you don't
- johannes0
you don't happen to have farnham. do you?
- grayhood0
the ol' sarcastic every word a sentence response. for. get. it.
- mayo0
TELL US THE F-ING CONVERSATION!!
a la "Logo Fraud"
- johannes0
a might sensitive this evening, eh mate?