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- johannes0
hmmm. maybe you were right
- _salisae_0
you read it wrong. i was actually going for dire.
- johannes0
dire statement needs to be preceded by a {
- grayhood0
bar keep: want another round fellas?
Guy 1: No thanks
Guy2: come on, ya pussy. one more beer.
G1: no i really shouldn't i have to see the doctor early tomorrow about my heart.
G2 (in bad arnold s. impersonatio): Why is it a murmur? HAHAHAAHhahaha!!
G1: no... actually, it's a tumor.
G2: ...
G1: yeah, so... see ya.
- johannes0
it wasn't that long, but it did depress me just as well as a long one. You weren't either of the guys, I hope.
- grayhood0
no, i just happened to be sitting within ear shot.
pretty bad though, i could not make that up if i tried.
- _salisae_0
girl: i've come up with a new exclamation .. tell me what you think.
guy: sure.
girl: jesus pizza! like .. JESUS PIZZA WHAT were you thinking?
guy: hahhaa. yeah that could work.
girl: yeah okay.
girl: what do you think a jesus pizza would taste like?
guy: salty. it'd be salty and luke warm.
- johannes0
guy: i've come up with a new exclamation .. tell me what you think.
girl: sure.
guy:jim! like .. JIM, what were you thinking?
- canuck_II0
apparently I am a perv.
- cosmo0
I knew it! DAMN PERV!
- brooke0
He is so awesome & I am totally stupid for him.
- ********0
Are all Xerox repairmen psychotic? The last 3 places I have worked the whenever something needed to be fixed on the printer the Xerox guy would pissed off and have crazy eyes .. and yell at people for screwing up the printer... like it was his baby or something.. WTF Is wrong with them !?!
- Jnr_Madison0
I hate snow.
- johannes0
I am a zerox repairman, and I am psychotic.
- g3kk0k1d0
women are like stamps, you lick it, you stick it, and then send it on its way,
- johannes0
I am awesome. She is totally stupid for me.
- cosmo0
jazx is about to leave, don't know if I should cry or laugh.
- bradpitt0
i just want to play with legos today.
- paulrand0
today I no longer think I have stomach cancer
- _salisae_0
was there a pre-cancerous era? i read this term yesterday and it made me wonder.