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- ian0
Good morrow to you all!
Status: Tired, second cup of coffee ineffectual.
Temp: Cold, boss keeps turning off the heating, goes from far too warm to icy in incredibly shrt space of time
Mood: Good, apart from above points.Hows you?
- Horp0
Good morrow to you all!
Status: Tired, second cup of coffee imminent
Temp: warm, underfloor heating
Mood: Frazzled. Still chasing a deadline.Next...
- Note to self.
Must buy "a lanyard".
http://www.caresprin…Horp - < Cancel note. Lanyard no longer required... I'm going to use my pocket.Horp
- get the lanyard, do away with your pockets. See how much you can dangle from it.ian
- You may need to punch a hole through cash to secure it, but i think it'll work.ian
- I have a personal ashtray that goes around your neck like that. A PERSONAL, PORTABLE ASHTRAY!********
- crazy fucking Japanese.********
- A friend of mine living in Japan was once shunned and cold-shouldered by one of his pupils. You know what for?********
- "Smoking without scruples"
!!!
apparently she caught him walking down the street smoking! HEATHEN!******** - smoking.
How unscrupulous!********
- Note to self.
- NotByHand0
Good morrow to you all!
Status: Tired, don't drink coffee - tea's brewing
Temp: Warm... well sorta.
Mood: Terrific. Good on work, and it's Friday.
- moamoa0
Sink, float or swim
- uan0
hi qbns!
status: tired, second cup of coffee in system...going for a third one.
temp: still below 0 outside. ok in office.
mood: fine...thinking about a 3hours office day today after reading flavs inspirational blogpost
- ********0
Status: Sick to death of you useless fucking sheep
Temp: Raging hot
Mood: Fucking livid.
- ********0
I must say I'm not into all this thread cross-pollination, it's way too fucking meta and requires far too much qbn immersion. It leaves me feeling insecure and vulnerable. In a thread somewhere, some cunt is slagging me off and I'm here in the blog LOLing along with them.
I bet it's Horp, always Horp.
That total fucking cunt.
- IRRASCIBLE RASKO!
THE LEGEND LIVES!Horp - preemptive lagging is th eonly solution********
- slagging********
- (lagged slag)********
- IRRASCIBLE RASKO!
- MrOneHundred0
Status: drunk and randy.
- Fariska0
Since no one of you is able to recommend a good HTML course in London i have to assume that you even don't know what the fuck is a web page. No wonder that here the guys who know something about the web are all foreigners.
- What's the interweb?
Where's London?******** - London is in Canada. At least it was last time i checked.. The interwebs.. it'a kind of magicFariska
- I like magic, I'll have some interwebs, please.
Canada... never heard of it.******** - maybe it's just because all ppl that work the interwebs, just learn by onlineresources or books.uan
- What's the interweb?
- ********0
I love that the east coast is trying to ban drive-thrus. Awesome.
I love my wheels as much as the next guy, but c'mon — get outta yer car for five minutes and queue up INSIDE like a human being...- Florida has drive-thru liquor stores. What could go wrong there?locustsloth
- MrOneHundred0
Devolution began with the queue. It then reached full speed with the anxious huddling round refusing to queue.
- Horp0
24hour helplines paved the way for 24hr helplessness.
- locustsloth0
24hour Horp posts paved the way for Horp-lessness
- Fariska0
24Horp
- NotByHand0
I, on the other hand, would like to see more drive-through options... I've seen ads for a drive-through church in my area (not sure how that works - but must make funerals a bit more snappy).
I'd personally enjoy a drive-through mall (complete with drive-through Apple store).- Did I mention I'm in the US?NotByHand
- "Father, I came to confess, I stole a car and have a dead hooker in the trunk"********
- Vegas has drive-thru chapels, I think. I've seen the drive-thru liquor/party stores in either Illinois or Michigan also....********
- Horp0
^ On holiday in San Diego a few years back I was quite surprised to be woken from my beach slumber by the sound of an enormous inflatable church rising up before me.
It was about the size of a decent small village church and about 150 or so happy clappers all piled in once it was fully erect. They all praised the lord with songs and testimony, right there on the beach.
Right there, where I had flown - at great expense - to get some peace and quiet.
Cunts.
- That's fuckin' hilarious.
An inflatable beach church....
What's next?******** - and you didn't deflate it when the function was on. Man you missed a wonderful chanceFariska
- LOLNotByHand
- I'm not a vengeful man, and besides, I'd probably have ended up in prison for crimes against the jesus.Horp
- Sounds divine.canuck
- hahhhahha********
- That's fuckin' hilarious.
- locustsloth0
Awoken by my two children this morning, i blundered out of bed, without my glasses, to change my youngest's diaper and feed the cat, who has a habit of ripping up paper and knocking things over when he wants food in the morning.
Diaper changed and cat fed, i walk into the living room, still sans glasses. There stands my youngest saying "Daddy, Oscar (the cat) found one of his rats".
We had gotten the cat some realistically feeling, but ridiculously colored, fake mice to play with for Christmas. The cat loved them. So much that he either destroyed or lost all 6 within the span of 48 hrs.
So my initial thought was "Great, he has another play toy". But upon quick examination i realized that the thing in my child's hand was far too colorless and far too large to be a toy. Yes, Oscar had finally found the mouse and here it was in the tiny little hand of my offspring.
So after knocking it out of his hand and rushing to the bathroom to scour his fingers clean, my kid starts asking:
"Is that a real rat?"
"It's not a rat, sweetie. It's a mouse"
"A real dead mouse?"
"Yes, buddy, a real dead mouse"
"i think it's just sleeping"
"Oh, yeah? Well i'm gonna put it to bed in this plastic bag here"
"Yeah, he can sleep all day in the plastic bag"
- ********0
pr2: still an idiot
- Thread?canuck
- Don't tell me he can't understand why the shop charges him for necessities like food or something now?********
- It's so unfair!********
- "drawing nude model"********
- I guess he didn't really say anything so "pr"ish in that one...********
- sick of endless "hot model" references********
- +1
C'mon ppl, it's just a naked person. Draw him/her/it and bed one. Or GTFO.********
- D_Dot0
http://www.qbn.com/topics/578348…
Take that your stupid hoser!