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- creative-0
Good afternoon to you all!
Status: Full after polishing of a bowl of spicy butternut squash & sweet potato soup.
Temp: Toasty
Mood: Good, and on the up.
- 7point340
but shouldn't we all look up to pr2 as a leader in a time of crisis and adversity?
i mean he did fuck a girl in the ass thereby solidifying the economic climate for the next 4 years.
- 'this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"********
- *punches a horse in solidarity7point34
- I want to be like him when I grow up
creative- - Is 'punching a horse' some kind of euphemism for fucking a girl in the ass?Horp
- Only if she looks like Princess Anncreative-
- She gets me so damn hot.Horp
- 'this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"
- NotByHand0
I'm working with a company in France at the moment, that seems unwilling to subject to even the bare minimum of typical client correspondence. Makes things delightfully easy.
- ********0
"Donkey punch was also one of several slang names for trades conducted by Enron.
In the scandal over Enron's manipulation of the electricity market in California; fraudulent schemes designed by Enron traders were given "colorful names" including "Donkey Punch".[4] U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell, in a 2004 press release about the Enron hearings, identified the Donkey Punch as "a crude pornographic term", one of many "lewd acts" that Enron employees used to describe their schemes. Cantwell asked the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to take down the e-mails that were on its website due to the content."
- "This one time? When I was at Enron? I totally did this donkey punch. Dude, it was awesome".Horp
- chossy0
Hey :D.......... oh shit that thing didnae work right gotta run,
seeeee yaaaaa.
- ********0
Skilling argued his convictions were invalid because of what his lawyers argued were incorrect legal theory, faulty jury instructions, a biased jury and prosecutorial misconduct, including accusations of witness intimidation and withholding evidence.
dude, get a pardon. call up kenny in Bermuda and ask him to tell W that prison isn't working out for you.
- 7point340
hench > set
he hardly posts a fucking thing but when he does he annoys me. acts like he's a big fucking cheese. more like a big pile of festering cat scheisse
- ********0
I was asked to do a rebranding. let's make a quote.
- sushi +********
- Does that include a website?
;)******** - Sorry, couldn't resist.
What's the size / type of business? How were you referred?********
- sushi +
- 7point340
"Because in every episode, i feel that there is a lesson I learned, about life in general. Most of the time, perry nails it right on. But sometimes, you see his real side."
there's yer quote, sparky
- Horp0
Hench changed to Set a while back, officially via QBN. He changed because of the Hedge debacle... people kept assuming he was Hedge.
He's okay. I like him. I think he has that gruff harshness about him that is not meant to be antagonistic but often is. Its just his humour... and I mean humour in the victorian, medical sense of the word.
There was only one time that I had to question why I considered him to be one of the people I liked on here, where he just went off on a mission to be as utterly offensive as he could be. I put that episode down to a nose full of rough cocaine though.
- nah, i remember him. i guess i just don't get his sense of humor.7point34
- though i'm sure quite a few are put off by mine as well.7point34
- does a line of coke out of a horse's ass7point34
- + *7point34
- he has been on here since 2005.chossy
- QBN has been a place of learning for me. Some of the people I found offensive initially have become...Horp
- ... the people I most like now. I used to make instant judgements and now I don't react so quickly and terminally.Horp
- (This was not aimed at you BTW Josh, I just went on a train of thought).Horp
- eh that post up there was mostly in jest and in response to his post in the "just can't" thread7point34
- I feel like Jaline here, postcripting all my notes with disclaimers.Horp
- haha no offense, tim. i know you hate me7point34
- (no offence though Jaline)Horp
- = )Horp
- I do not hate you Josh. I despise you. There IS a difference.Horp
- ********0
Been on parent leave for 2 weeks now, and it's not working out for me.
Going from 50+ hours a week at work, to 0 overnight is not healthy.
?
- 7point340
having kids is an emotional roller coaster.
when you're there you can get overwhelmed easily and long for a break/sleep/quiet
when you're not, you feel like you are missing something and long for that connection and companionship again.
- chossy0
Got nothing to do this weekend.... amy suggestions as to what I could do with my spare time please.
- go-carting?canuck
- Nice idea, I would, but my car is a sports car so go carting is not as cool as once was.chossy
- take a girl out on the town.7point34
- practice making babies7point34
- Let's get proper sozzled chossy lad! I'm bored the misses has let me off the lead.********
- Aight Thomps man no worries dude :D see you in a bit.chossy
- OH FOR FUCK SAKE FUCK OFF!!!chossy
- 7point340
tim, i have scribbled on your retinas with a laser in the same style as your dear little daughter.
now everywhere you look you will see little child-like scribbles in the lower right of your filed of vision. this will throw you into a horrible panic. you will think all of your hard work has been "amended" by a little hand. you won't know what has been marked and what is only in your head.
you will toss everything out and go practice breathing canal water.
- Horp0
"you will toss everything out and go practice breathing canal water."
I tell you what I feel like that whenever I look at Alex Trochut or James Jean's websites anyway. Makes me realise what a terrible fucking mess I am in and how I have far too many directions I'm trying to go in, all confusing and diluting what I do into a thrid rate mess of no discernable value.
* Throws self into canal.
- D_Dot0
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