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- Horp0
Has anyone else noticed Mr100 turns into a right old boring cunt when he's not at work?
- I don't even notice him.NotByHand
- * loads gun, packs sandwiches.MrOneHundred
- Please. Don't shoot your sandwiches. We can work this out. We can work through it.Horp
- NotByHand0
More than often, I'll make some post that I think is profoundly humorous, only to see it go by completely ignored.
I'm then faced with the harsh realization, that am obviously not funny what so ever.
Example; I posted this in pr2's film thread the other day... and surprisingly (to me of course) got zero response:
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"Milk" was the only one on the list I saw, and I found it decently entertaining.
But then again, I also shed a tear watching "Maid In New York", so I'm probably not the most qualified to share my opinion in this thread.
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I thought at least Jnr would have enjoyed the "Dutch milkshake" reference...
(I've never handed out dutch milkshakes to skanky script supervisors or craft services chicks either, so I may have been disqualified right from the start).
- Horp0
Notby, I know exactly what you mean. I think most people hear have that feeling from time to time. I tend to notice as well that some people occasionally go a bit frantic trying getting a reply just to reassure themselves they aren't being ignored.
As for your pr2 example above... I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about in that! Hahahaha
- I’m not frantic. Just making an observation. Guess it happens to everyone. Except Jaline.MrOneHundred
- i'll give a post or a note about 4 hrs before i give up on it being remarked uponlocustsloth
- I was insinuating, that since I haven't bragged about nasty sex-acts, my opinion...NotByHand
- ...probably wasn't valid to him (pr2).
Anyway... you're right - I try too hard.NotByHand
- MrOneHundred0
I posted this in one of the ffffound threads – thought it was dead funny.
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Just wanted to drop in and wish all you kids the very best of luck in here – you’re doing a swell job.
As a long-time ffffound user, I have to say that when you get your invite - and I just bet you will - your life will change completely, just like mine!
So keep up the good work, don't worry about the nay-sayers and you'll be ffffinding with the best of them in no time.
Cheers, your ol' buddy Hundy.
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No response, not even from the walking petrie dishes who populate those threads.- so yes, maybe I am about as funny as a hemmaroid operation, and just moreso at home.MrOneHundred
- HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hemmoroid operation!!!
HAHAHAHHAHA
hilarious!!!locustsloth - hehehehe... I've found, that the desperate fucks in the ffffound-threads, generally aren't...NotByHand
- ...to thrilled about sarcastic remarks like that. (I enjoy it tremendously however).NotByHand
- Jaline0
Isn't it like purposely looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend when you're single?
Don't try so hard and it will come.
- #37373uan
- Sage advice.********
- Waht... leaving sidenotes?Horp
- Unless you aren't funny. And then...too bad!
;)Jaline - *takes notesNotByHand
- That last comment was intended for me, right Jaline?
* bangs head into deskNotByHand - neva'! don't worry about it so much :)Jaline
- I'm not ;)... I'm just playing...NotByHand
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there are so many funny posts and notes on qbn that to respond to all of them with a hahaha or lol would just become overwhelming. suffice to say, I have noticed all of your hilarious writigs and appreciated them, and also skt, my post about ideas in graphic design had nothing to do with you, go back and read my note
- Horp0
it's REALLY time for that new Mac, bro...
You know what it really really is. Almost every website I visit now crashes my browser, and I can't update my browser software without having to update my OS, and I'm on a pre-Intel machine so...
I treid to go to twitter when we were talking about it. Thought I might sign up for one for fun... Crashed me off the internet.
- Not only did it crash me off the internet, but it threw me through a plate glass door on the 57th floor...Horp
- what machine are you looking to buy?NotByHand
- and I landed on the wing of a passing military jet, which I had to commandeer by punching out the pilot.Horp
- If you can, go for it.Jaline
- One of them Quad core towers. Straight switch for my G5. Finally I can take the sellophane off CS2 and 3upgrade!Horp
- Did you then fly to NYC and crash in the Hudson?locustsloth
- I did Locust, you may have seen me on the news. Damn plane was full of snakes, the news didn't mention that thoHorp
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Horp, what mac are you running? Some steam-powered 7200??
- Horp0
This is a side-note to Notby...
One of them Quad core towers. Straight switch for my G5. Finally I will take the sellophane off my CS2 and CS3upgrade!
Will need some cracked versions of other things though.
...People!
- locustsloth0
Has your family tried 'em? --->
Oh, has your family tried them? --->
If your family's tried them, you know it's satisfied them,
they're a real hot item --->
- Jnr_Madison0
The reason I had that on my holding page Tim (NO NAMES!!!) was when you told us about your 24rh Jam session and you said at approx 18hrs 30mins you could just make out you singing 'woman and children first, face firsts.. etc) and I wanted you to upload it but you wouldn't. Cunt.
- ps I hate having to explain myself.Jnr_Madison
- Oh okay. Everyone made out it was some great joke at my expense that i didn't undertsand. One day...Horp
- Killthefish will post that portion up. But he just had a baby before Christmas so all our The Pile stuff stopped.Horp
- Horp0
Well, I've overbombed the blog thread, and its 00:57 here which may well be about midnight for all I know becuase I don't do the 24hour clock, and one of my feet has gone to sleep (its quite pleasurable to run my fingernails along the bare sole at that exact pressure that would otherwise be unearable if I could feel it) and I ...erm
sorry, lost my thread.
Boo'dgn'ight Blog Thread, Bbod'ngiht Jesus.
- Goob'night Jnr.Horp
- Boodgn'ght Jaline.Horp
- noogn'ght SktHorp
- Goodnight.Jnr_Madison
- nght'gh Mr1ooHorp
- goodghti't NotbyHorp
- ght'boon RandHorp
- booghn't LocustHorp
- gooht'ubn EmuHorp
- all others.... fuck off.Horp
- Oh Pylon.... gnooogh't.Horp
- Sikma.... hhtoog'bnHorp
- and Digz....Horp
- stop rubbing that. You'll go blind. Just do it a bit and be partially sighted.Horp
- G'nite SkyPoo...NotByHand
- G'night Spyooklocustsloth
- good nite horp. Watching Wall-E – engrossing.MrOneHundred
- Goodnight, SpooksterJaline
- good night, sweet prince********
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- NotByHand0
I think we're going to host a foreign exchange student (high-school senior) this fall. It's a commitment for an entire school year of course, but I've always thought that these programs are tremendously valuable and I/we want to contribute.
- I bet it's a she? You dirty bastard.Jnr_Madison
- Yeah yeah yeah... fit french bird.Horp
- well... of course...
*continues to drill hole in wall to the showerNotByHand - Did you touch her Rene? Not by hand sir.Jnr_Madison
- Not until this fall, Jnr... it's all preparation for now...
*installs camera in guest bedroomNotByHand - ps I didn't get the Dutch Milkshake reference but now I do, I love it.Jnr_Madison
- Just show her your high school picture, and you're set.Jaline
- you are filth********
- MrOneHundred0
Good day all. Off to have lunch w/ some friends (after mopping the floor and watching Wall-E)
I feel better.
- I misread that as WEC, g'night.Jnr_Madison
- nite.MrOneHundred
- Jaline0
How can people forget that they are supposed to be going over to someone else's house for a visit when the invitation was given to them within the past few days? I never understood that.
- Wait'll your older, it'll happen to you. You'll be chillin on your sofa in your yoga-jammies and then the doorbell will ring...********
- ...your friends that you invited for dinner are here! And you forgot! And yes, it's Saturday!********
- I forget shit like this all the time.Jnr_Madison
- Shit, they felt bad and are coming over. Just when we were starting to relax again and watch something, hahaJaline
- I'm not really judging, as long as one is honest about why they missed the gathering. It's just something I can't forget.Jaline
- nite Jaline.MrOneHundred
- If you say, "personal stuff", that's fine. Even forgetting is OK, the first or second time. But no bullshit, please.Jaline
- Wait'll your older, it'll happen to you. You'll be chillin on your sofa in your yoga-jammies and then the doorbell will ring...
- Jnr_Madison0
I was at burns supper tonight, one of the most mind numbingly boring evenings I've had in a while. I had forgotten how much I hate haggis.
- gfy Rabbie Burns.Jnr_Madison
- you complete meemukid
- i dont know why i said thatemukid
- Haggis????? Isn't that some crazy nasty shit?NotByHand
- yes.Jnr_Madison
- Jaline0
Goodnight, Mr100
- Maybe I know as much about timezones as a 2-year old, but I think it's mid-day in his area...NotByHand
- Actually, you're right. Maybe he was making fun of me, hahaJaline
- haha, so it is, I said nite too.Jnr_Madison
- lunch time here. just saying goodnite as i won't be back todayMrOneHundred
- I think he meant 'G'nite' to you guys, as he's heading out for lunch, and probably figured...NotByHand
- I see, Monsieur. Well, good night :)Jaline
- ... you'd be out of here if he was to get back on later.
* strikes Sherlock Holmes poseNotByHand - Oh... great timing, eh...NotByHand
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I LOVE HAGGIS