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- Horp0
Actually I invented GFY back in the days of telegrams. It originally stood for Get Fresh Yo!
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Hi,
Could you please print this out for our meeting tomorrow morning. See you soon
Thanks
- No. See you soon.NotByHand
- *prints 100 copies for distribution
I hope I haven't forgotten anyone.********
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'Morning all.
Breaking news: More snow, more cold, more shite weather.
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wackedy mackedy
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go (fuck yourself)
fuck (go yourself)
yourself (go fuck)
(etc)- yodaJaline
- yoda(dadadadadadadad...
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da(dadadadadadadadad...
a(dadadadadadadadada...********
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Welp, I'm leaving the 0 degree weather for beautiful sunny Florida until Monday!
I'll be on a bit at the airport n'at, but I hope everyone has a great weekend and all that good stuff!
Peace ... I'm outta here!!
- canuck0
Where is that miserable sod, rand?
- pissing in our collective cornflakes
(as per usual)******** - He's moping about at the top of the page. He'll be down here later.********
- pissing in our collective cornflakes
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I like to think I bring a modicum of joy and spiritual discovery to misery
- Miserable dos.Horp
- you are a modicum
(in a vacuum)******** - i thought it was merconium of joylocustsloth
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a selfless, christlike figure
- A man all must seek to emulate.Horp
- (watch out for that vortex)********
- 34212346747********
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A christless self-liking figure?
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'What shall I do now? What shall I do?'
- Horp0
Are you one of the beautiful people?
Am I on the right track?
Sometimes it feels like i'm made of eggshell
And it feels like i'm gonna crack.- Face first into the egg whisk.Horp
- it's all relative to the size of your steeplelocustsloth
- Horp0
"His father was a fighter, who practised on his son,
His mother was some furniture, who'd lost the will to run"- The Stranglers, Rattus.
- Horp0
"Horp, Horp, Horp horp horp"
- Horp, Horp.
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Say spooky, where the hell is everybody today?
- *ahem
hi, pylon7point34 - They're all being suffocated by my overbearing presence on the Qoob. Like breathing in lungfulls of chalkdust.Horp
- Hey 7, top o' the morning to you.********
- how is canada treating you?7point34
- Badly. It's fucking cold up here. I'm going back go SF post haste!********
- suck it up, princess
(i nearly died this morning though)Jaline - haha. It's the minus-a-thousand degrees part that just kills me. The snow... not so bad.********
- *ahem
- 7point340
*gets 38LLL tits
does anyone like me now?
- well hello there!ian
- Hey sailor!********
- YES... wait... no... I want more.NotByHand
- oh hai!7point34
- 38LLLL?
How heavy is that, anyway?******** - more...? but, i'm already using kingsize pillowcases for a bra... how much more could there be?7point34
- Don't stop till you have to use King-size sheets for a bra.********
- i've already got 6 herniated disks in my back, but these fuckers could stop a bullet so at least i feel safer7point34
- *searches for stylish wheelbarrows on craigslist7point34
- How do you fly with those things? First-class only? Seriously...********
- i have to buy 3 tickets7point34