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- Horp0
In my younger days whenever anyone's parents went out, we'd gather in that person's house and play a game of 'sink the phone'. A game that required us to make bogus calls under the guise of being from the GPO, trying to get people to test their GPO phones by lowering them carefully into a bucket of warm water.
- I am ashamed to confess that it worked best on anyone with a tenuous grasp of english, so we trawled the book for exotic names.Horp
- family names.Horp
- Go
Pork
Ourselves?locustsloth - General Post Office. Used to operate the telephone grid in Britain, pre-telecom revolution.Horp
- 7point340
what the fuck is adobo?
what did i miss?
- stfu donnykelpie
- this isn't 'nam. there are rules7point34
- Wait a sec. Is 7.34 THE Little Donny?!?! Of UCB fame?locustsloth
- *looks up. watches joke soar overhead.7point34
- The Big Lebowski, seven.********
- adobo...
http://www.buzzsawst…
e-pill - the UCB part...?7point34
- Upright Citizens Brigade
http://video.aol.com…locustsloth
- kelpie0
bet that was a quick delivery
- Khurram0
When i was in my early teens, we used to go laser-questing in a centre in Wakefield every weekend.
Used to catch 221 bus from the highstreet, with a day rover pass and always buy chips with loads of ketchip on when we got there.
- Those were the days eh. I never went laserquesting myself, but I did eat chips a lot and sometimes I had sauce on them.Horp
- I went lazer questing once when I was about twenty one with a pal, a small child hit me in the balls with his gun sochossy
- I fucking gave him a pistol whipping before I knew what I was doing I got booted out.chossy
- Fariska0
I don't care if you batch-loaded all the product images on the main PSD when you didn't name the layers. I can do nothing with it. It's useless information. Especially if you want the piece delivered in time. Please redo thanks.
Not to mention how messy is the psd with that shitload of nameless layers that make sense just to you.
I seriously have to write that document "How to make a flash designer happy" i'm thinking about, hand it over to the designers and refuse to work on any file that doesn't stick with those guidelines.- You're just a cog in the machine bro. Accept your lot...Khurram
- Take it easy christian bale.canuck
- a vital cog, my friend.Fariska
- yeah "Christian Bale", fucking prima donna.Khurram
- ok ok, rant over.Fariska
- Maybe you could take some screencaps and caption them and start a new thread? j/k I feel your pain.********
- ********0
(The posterior parietal lobe. Damage can yield neglect.)
- ********0
i just won $1.60 with poker
- ian0
Apparently dabs are still having difficulty in deciding I live where I told them and if my credit card is real or not. Im thinking I should invite them round for tea.
- D_Dot0
Uselessly fun:
http://breadlinedesign.com/namin…- evilarmadillo.com it is!ian
- can it do the logo also?canuck
- ********0
whats the IT PAL thing?
- IT PAL!kelpie
- Personal Arse Licker.Jnr_Madison
- Its a spooky-ism.ian
- neverblink0
RIP
http://www.qbn.com/topics/581723…the censor has spoken
- "we'll choose fascism"kewHexton
- it's cause i mentioned H****, isn't itlocustsloth
- locustsloth0
i only regret not being able to see whatever pithy comment the moderator ended it eith
- kelpie0
thank fuck that juvenile thread has been deleted
- he tried to start another i think. it didn't last longlocustsloth
- those threads leave a bad taste, whether the RIPper is guilty or not. Public floggings are not prettykelpie
- I can still see the Horp thread?Jnr_Madison
- < hereJnr_Madison
- Horp0
Its amazing what gets deleted on the fly in those things. A post of mine went within seconds that wasn't even relevant. Not that I'm complaining, I only wrote a bit of silly nonsense, I'm just admiring the speed and voracity of the response unit.
Honest!
- < here tooJnr_Madison
- a case of friendly fire? Collateral damage?locustsloth
- ********0
Spooky, it's so unlike you to write some silly nonsense. I don't believe it.
- I know, but once in a while, I like to let my hair down and run with the hunted.Horp
- Ah, gotcha. It's just that I've never been witness to one of these events so it's surprising.********
- ********0
Wir mussen die macht ergreiffen auf qbn.
Es isst unsere einzige hoffnung!
- Mr_Mxyzptlk0
Where the @#^&% is McGurk?
- Hi Jnr!canuck
- fuck off you bitch. I don't even know who McGurk is?Jnr_Madison