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elegant fonts peoples...check, 1,2, check 1,2.. Ah f-k it , I'm grabbibg a beer.
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This is my second blog post.
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My brother is coming to visit in a couple hours, and we are gonna go out drinking! Im thirsty as shit.
- Horp0
I just went to the fridge because I wanted something to nibble, to pick at. I had a yearning for something savoury.
There wasn't anything much... we go shopping tomorrow so the cupboards are bare... but there was a tub of butter spread. I got a teaspoon and dug the edge in and tasted the spread. It was really nice. Salty, oily, it melted on my tongue.
I couldn't help myself and dug a failry decent half spoonload and shoved it in. It was bloody lovely. I just went for it, got another spoonful, full one shoved it in and it squidged between all my teeth under pressure and melted away to a delicious buttery liquor, another mouthful I couldn't stop I swear.
it. was. bloody. lovely.
I got a dessert spoon and just dug it in, fully loaded and shoved it in. It was an entire mouthful I could hardly close my mouth at all and as I forced my teeth together with my lips sealed shut it forced a thick snake of butter down the back of my mouth to my throat and that made me gag but I just took control, swallowed and immediately whacked another one in.
Anyway... cut a long story short.. I just ate the entire 750gram tub.
I could murder a cup of tea now.
- i just gaggedmegE
- haha, megE. i did too. grosssss.baseline_shift
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA7point34
- pure buttery gold********
- that is just narsty... i bet you will still taste it for weeks.. your girl will want to make out but you got...e-pill
- ...BUTTAH BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!e-pill
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don't Canadians do that?
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that's kind of gross by the way.
- juhls0
I'm not buying a print off your buttery fingers.
- juhls0
My script doesn't work in IE and I don't care anymore. I'm handing it in. Maybe he won't mark it until this weekend anyway. I'm starving and it's almost time to have dinner with friends.
- megE0
apple juice and jim beam - cure for all colds!
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between overhearing my CD on the phone to his wife yesterday and just now overhearing my boss on the phone to his wife. they've restored my faith in men. (and i'm working at an ad agency)
- when the hell did that start?********
- what agency?********
- I wouldn't do anything to embarass you********
- did they know you could hear?********
- don't, we are all imperfect.********
- 47000Mau
- :) i noticed that after i posted, mau._salisae_
- i am working with an agency in SM – same one i worked with last year. they called me down for a job._salisae_
- the one you didn't like? or different?********
- doesn't matter, sounds good********
- i very much like them. they're incredible and treat the staff very well._salisae_
- excellent--good for you********
- when the hell did that start?
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so sleepy
- Horp0
Disclaimer: I didn't eat a tub of butter. I would imagine that eating 7lbs of butter would kill a man unless you vomited it up again.
- my dog drank an entire deep fryer of cooking oil********
- 750 gram fat is 6750 calories
i consume about 3000 a day******** - Yeah but you work it off Drgss, I would take five months to burn that up.Horp
- Pounding Khurram like dough must burn up at least 3500k for example.Horp
- Did your dog die Rand?Horp
- lumberjacks in the old times used to drink fat like from bottles. because the of the work itself, which was so hard********
- no, she seemed fine********
- and for them it was the only way to cover their bdy energy consumption********
- my dog drank an entire deep fryer of cooking oil
- Horp0
Rand's side not above reminds me of our family cat, Sandy, when I was a kid.
My Dad had a Ford Cortina Mk2 when I was about 6. He needed to do some engine worked so he had drained thepetrol tank into a floor tray. We were eating lunch in the kitchen and my Mom had left the door to the garage open and Sandy had got out there.
Next thing we know Sandy is going crazy in the garage. Running round and round the edge of the garage like a circuit sprinter, just leaping over things and bouncing off the walls running absolutely mad at 100mph screaming a mad crazy banshee wail like a police siren.
She did that none stop for a bout ten minutes. We just stood there goggled eyed in amazement as she rocketed past us again and again, and my dad suddenly noticed... the tray of petrol was empty. She had drunk the lot.
She flew round that garage for ages making an awful noise, it must have really just been burning up her insides and she was just trying to escape I suppose... eventually she ran across the floor, up the double doors to the top, then just stopped, completely frozen.
- she ran out of gas?Autokern
- Damn you Frisk, you stole my punchline.
= )Horp - when i heard this story i was 6Autokern
- did she live??_salisae_
- oh it's made up. i feel foolish._salisae_
- Frisk, this is a classic story of my dads. He used to tell it in the 70's, people would be bog-eyed as he told it...Horp
- ... and without fail someone would ask "Was she dead?" and he'd say ...Horp
- "No, she'd run out of petrol".
The room would collapse. I don't have the magics. = (Horp - Shari, I wish you had come along sooner.
Horp - that's a very sweet thing to say, horp._salisae_
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my friend showed me a copy of his own penis, which he made with a special kit, its called clone a willy
amazingly detailed, but even if I realized it wasn't his dick i was touching but a rubber copy, it was very weird and embarrassingdiscuss