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- ismith0
Give her to me...
- ...just kidding...ismith
- can you even do that kinda thing any more... hmmmismith
- If one of your girls disapproves, just say you were testing her out for a friend...ismith
- thats sloppy scarabins you dont want none of that smith-ee-pill
- hahahahae-pill
- haha. problem isn't that i don't want her, problem is that i doscarabin
- just curious, does she know you already have two girlfriendsismith
- yesscarabin
- someone brought it up over lunch one dayscarabin
- nice.bigtrickagain
- I take it you don't want her to be part of a threesome with girl #2ismith
- tricky businessscarabin
- FOURSOME?!?!?bigtrickagain
- e-pill0
smith-e's new joke..
"hey guess what..? JUST KIDDING!!!"
- quack0
Disneyland last drained its Rivers of America seven years ago, so workers found a lot of accumulated stuff when it emptied the green-dyed waterway in January.
But the most unusual item by far was a computer tower, said Dan Chambers, a project manager at Disneyland. Workers are unsure how the plastic box for plugs and discs got in the water path around Tom Sawyer Island.
Here are some of the other items found in the rivers:
* Half of a canoe from Davy Crockett’s Explorer Canoe ride.
* Plastic swords.
* Mardi Gras beads. The items were part of Tiana’s Showboat Jubilee, a show on the Mark Twain Riverboat on the rivers in the fall.
* Hundreds of cellular phones and walkie talkies.
* Hundreds of baby pacifiers.
* Mickey Hats.
* Sunglasses.
Chambers said there was a rumor that a bowling ball was found, but that was false.
Workers also discovered a bunch of fish, including koi, which were relocated to the Bear Creek area. Some of those fish made their way to the moat around Sleeping Beauty Castle. Oysters and clamshells also accumulate there.
The eggs are carried on ducks’ feet, so fish and other creatures end up growing in the rivers, said Kim Irvine, art director for Walt Disney Imagineering in Anaheim.
When the water was last drained in 2003, crews found a toaster and full bottle of rum.
- pavlov0
Soooooo I was at Hooters watching the Mavs game and some drunk dude threw up while he was running to the bathroom and then slipped and fell into his own throwup... it was the weirdest/most awesome thing i've ever seen.. AMERICA!
- vitamins0
Woke up this morning, and don't know how I ended up being naked.
- Hombre_Lobo0
lol vitamins!
nice work :D
- vitamins0
I had a dream I was naked, and shooting people with lasers coming out of my dick. The head was glowing red too.
- not quite as prolific as MLK's speech, but ok.iCanHasQBN
- in the end, we are all equally nakedvitamins
- vitamins0
Does this look like a good deal? He's will to take it down to 6k
- vitamins0
This is what he wrote in the email:
"My lease expired oct. so I needed a car asap and my friends cousin had this car for sale so I bought it. I replaced the battery in dec. had no engine problems at all runs great. I'm ready to lease another car now so I don't need this one anymore. "
- bigtrickagain0
Yeah, it's a good deal. Carfax the VIN to make sure it's not an accident car.
If you look on autotrader, there's no car significantly cheaper:
http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/se…- wait he'll take it down to $6k? if there's a clean carfax then BUY.bigtrickagain
- scarabin0
this "racial profiling" huh bub in arizona is retarded.
bitching about this shit is like saying it's okay for a stranger to break into your house and decide to live in your room, then shout "racism!" when they say, wtf, get out
- *when you sayscarabin
- you are clueless.iCanHasQBN
- oh, okay.scarabin
- see. told you.iCanHasQBN
- set0
wait... they give goths jobs now?
- vitamins0
Everyone in America started off as immigrants except for the Native Americans.
- no... they were immigrants too.bigtrickagain
- Didn't they find the land first though and made it their homevitamins
- yeah, but they had to fight the dinosaurs for itbigtrickagain
- bahahahahavitamins
- irrelevantscarabin
- i see what you meanvitamins
- vitamins0
I hated it when I was treated me like a second class citizen for being a minority when I lived in Ohio no offense.
- scarabin0
if you knowingly snuck into our country illegally you're already a second-class citizen
- vitamins0
We came in legally back in 1977. To clarify, didn't appreciate racism.
- scarabin0
and it doesn't matter that america had nothing but natives before we settled here. we have since created laws governing how that immigration process will work. we didn't have the same concerns back then as we do today