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- scarabin0
fat fuck at the desk next to me decided to bring in a costco bag of beef jerky to work and has a 3-quart jar on his desk that he keeps all this meat in. it looks like something you'd find in the biohazard bin of a burn ward. he gnaws on this shit from morning to night, nonstop, with his mouth open, all wheezing and gasping at the effort. apparently when you're that fat just eating is an ordeal that knocks the wind out of you. he sounds like he's going to die when he comes back from the 20-foot walk to the restroom.
i have to wear headphones all day now
- hahapinkfloyd
- hater.
*mashes fistful of cashews into mouth, bits spilling out*bigtrick - i got nothing against big guys, just people who take it to a disgusting, unhealthy placescarabin
- there's a difference between "i like food" and "i have no self control and allow food to rule my life, until i die from it"scarabin
- LOLHijoDMaite
- You could always buy a gun and blow his fucking head off, your in America right.********
- JG_LB0
if they shipped it out yesterday and it's "next day" delivery, why am i getting it on monday?!
- PonyBoy0
iCanHazQBN... is there a Mr. Bacon at your place of business?
(this is a real question)
- sea_sea0
pushy gardener strikes again!
- the quick has gone by so quickly.. felt like it was yesterday that gardener post..e-pill
- *the week..e-pill
- seeee! every week! today it's on a saturday last week on a sunday. i'm not even at home, i'm in vegas! and what makes it super odd is that it's raining cats and dogs outside and windy as hell back home. how on earth was he expecting work?! next time i see him i'm giving him a new phone number. one that's NOT mine!sea_sea
- super odd is that it's raining cats and dogs outside and windy as hell back home. how on earth was he expecting work?! next time i see him i'm giving him a new phone number. one that's NOT mine!sea_sea
- next time i see him i'm giving him a new phone number. one that's NOT mine!sea_sea
- PonyBoy0
And how does lemur skin reflect the sea?
- ********0
Text on a white background.
- drgs0
*takes off shirt and smiles
- youre 3rd nipple is rather charming.Hombre_Lobo
- your*Hombre_Lobo
- Peter0
Browsing the mail spam folder I stopped, for the first time, to think...
why would I want to stop premature ejaculations?
- OBBTKN0
I really enjoy biking while hard raining on winter...
3 hours of fast riding past saturday, 3 grades celsius, cold, north wind, a lot of rain and mud on the road.
Smile on face during the rest of the day, after a hot bath and a massage in order to warm and to rest the muscles.
- HAYZ1LLLA0
10 years on it hasn't really changed all that much.
http://web.archive.org/web/20011…
- ********0
Egyptian father names his child ‘Facebook’
- whatthefunk0
While stopped at a red light last night there was a girl wanting to get in front of me from a side street. I pulled up a little bit to prevent her because of how aggressive she was being and when the light turned green she pulled out, cutting me off and forcing me to swerve into the other lane to prevent an accident. Just so happened that she was going the same direction as me and after a few miles she pulled off and I stopped to confront her without getting out of my car.
Her kids got out of the car first and started going into some event - she walked up to my passenger window and asked if I needed anything. I asked her what her fucking problem was driving like an asshole and my asian girlfriend and the woman started yelling at each other through the window. The woman started calling my girlfriend a chink and then turned around to walk away. Right when she turned around my girlfriend grabbed the woman's hair from the back and repeatedly pulled her head into the side of the car door all while sitting in the front seat.
I started to drive away b/c I didn't know what else to do but my girlfriends fingers got caught in the woman's hair. I almost had a heart attack but she got her hand free and we took off.
- nice.********
- hahahaaha best story Ive heard all week. cheers.canuck
- hahahahahahah holy shit man. that could have ended soooo badly... glad it didn't.bigtrick
- and REMIND ME NEVER TO CROSS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.bigtrick
- ...also, why did you specifically call out that your girlfriend is asian?bigtrick
- oh nevermind.bigtrick
- proper use of the blog thread.CanHasQBN
- nice.
- ********0
please don't tell your parents.™
- bjladams0
really, quite a good read:
http://www.redheadwriting.com/th…
- ********0
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- nsfw http://www.ubykotex.…********
- never thought of it that way, not that i will now. none the less it is interesting, since she does represent the mother. the mother earth, the mother we all come from. that second illustration is pretty bad ass btw.sea_sea
- earth, the mother we all come from. that second illustration is pretty bad ass btw.sea_sea
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- animatedgif0
"Oh it's great advertising, I mean look we're talking about it"
We're talking about it because we work in advertising you moron.
- ********0
I had to get the bus today, first time in 6 years. God public transport really is that shit, it took me 45 minutes to get into town, it was only a 3 mile journey.