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how can you all be so fucking blind?
- Fax_Benson0
I use a balloon whisk and spatula for mixing bases, and an electric mixer for firm egg whites. The slightest amount of grease will prevent the egg whites from firming.
- scarabin0
and saw this neat exhibit at the museum of jurassic technology on my lunch break
- whatthefunk0
Bought my 73 year old mother a computer and now I get calls at all hours with her needing help and just tonight I spent a half hour on the phone helping her purchase something on Amazon. Can you imagine how difficult it was for me to explain to her that the captcha characters were case sensitive - when I said "Mom, be sure to type the letters as capital if it shows as capital" and she then said, "Should I do the same for the numbers?" We laughed and then she spent 5 minutes debating and explaining as to why it could be an x or maybe a j - almost lost my mind! Gotta love em' though, they've put up with our shit!
- I bought my 65 year old mom a laptop and should could never figure out how to use the mouse.********
- she*********
- so feel lucky she made it to amazon********
- lol, my mom drives me wild too. but pretty excited when she txt me for the first time! lolsea_sea
- I went through that last year my friend - a lefty on a mouse while confusing the left and right buttonswhatthefunk
- awwww... mum! parents are just so cute ;)********
- dad got a laptop and has purchased 4 vehicles on it in 3 years...bjladams
- parental guidance got flipped inside out********
- buy old people iPads instead!CanHasQBN
- Should have got her an iPadanimatedgif
- I bought my 65 year old mom a laptop and should could never figure out how to use the mouse.
- pinkfloyd0
*stretches*
I don't feel like doing jack shit today
- double negative my friend, double negative.********
- damn, you're rightpinkfloyd
- he isn't not rightscarabin
- lolpinkfloyd
- It would also be considered tautology - repetition giving no further information. I.E 'a dead corpse'.Hombre_Lobo
- double negative my friend, double negative.
- canuck0
^JTEOREBUMP^
- i_monk0
I forgot my phone at home.
- Horp0
These are not my words, I'm quoting someone from QBN who has made this comment in private...
"JK is like a slum landlord, pulling money from a rundown building until it collapses. The difference between his approach and folkert's is striking"
- was it mono who said it?locustsloth
- must have been him or epill********
- ive never saaid that.. i miss folkert being here.. sounds like something rasko would say..edd-e
- I didn't say that either.monospaced
- Horp0
Wow, these are good quotes....
"I feel about qbn the way I do when I walk in a restaurant where they haven't bothered to maintain the kitchen or bathrooms, that there is a lack of respect for their own enterprise"
- oh, that one's GOTTA be CALLESlocustsloth
- OSFA100********
- it's Horp, you fools.CanHasQBN
- capn_ron0
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
- ********0
I have to say, this thread hasn't lost a thing since the golden era of gorbie and peteski
- Still has that new thread smelllocustsloth
- i miss peteski's nsfw image in his weekly fmt;sedd-e
- best thread on here. SYLP is rad too.sea_sea
- inteliboy0
these days it seems 'hipster' = anyone under the age of 30.
i liked it better when hipster = ironic attention whore
- scarabin0
apparently there's an ancient order of the cock-toucher's club
- edd-e0
eating 2 sicilian pizza.. from one of ny's ultimate best pizza joints
- plash0
some of you are just unbelievably rude..
- drgs0