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- Ironmonkey0
Look dude, it looks stupid cause you are letting her make all the changes. By the time it gets to you, she has screwed the design out of it. Not my fault I showed you what it could have looked like. Sooooo......yeah, this is what you get.
- ********0
So... I have been challenged to make a flash presentation video from powerpoint file assets in the next 6 weeks while preparing other more pertinent assets... i don't get paid anymore to make it but I do wonder if such a thing is even worth it. Somehow it already feels like it will be dated the day it's done.
- no $ = no workyshade
- all part of a project gig, i felt the same way, if it's not necessary, i'm not doing it********
- but... they use this thing and it could be the only asset not updated, granted it's limited use, but now it's irking me...********
- ********0
- a 3 egg yolk is a miracle, a 2 egg yolk is very common, sorry.mydo
- mutant eggs made by monsantoIronmonkey
- grigtudor0
Nice thread, go on !
- mydo0
This morning i found 3 dead rats in my office.
While cleaning up i spilt bleach on my favourite Volcom shorts.Way to start the day!
- mydo0
- what's wrong with the middle of the d?Iogout
- indeed the a and the d are both wrong. made in china :)mydo
- the counter space is shifted all fucking way off it's so distracting!monospaced
- looks good to me...********
- scarabin0
got so bored today i went on google+
- shade0
how do i know if i have fleas?
- check your drivers licence. if it says you live in New York you probably have something living on you.glitchsbrew
- A: You find yourself gnawing on your genitals after you were sprayed with a water bottle & told to stop.********
- hahahashade
- Horp0
People are strange.
I had a technical problem with my computer earlier. It put me in a sort of communication paradox for a moment. A colleague started to ask me for something in the midst of a temporary moment where I needed to concentrate to resolve this glitch so I said "Hang on, give me a second, I'm in the middle of a technical problem and then I can talk".
She then asked "What is the problem?" and promptly stood up, picked up her chair, and walked round to my side of my desk, looking frowny and concerned in that "Let me join in and help you" way - totally uneccessary, but that's people I guess. So she sat there and said "What's the problem, maybe I can help" ... it was a very complex problem, but very minor. Just to do with Wordpress not doing something, and my email going out of action at a point where I needed to email the webby bloke to ask about it, and I couldn't log on to my web-based email thing as a work-around because the cleaner had kindly thrown away my log-in details post-it note blah blah blah (there's more to it than this I'm just saving myself the trouble of typing it and you from reading it)... just one of those little, irritating crunchy nuggets of disability that takes a few minutes of focussing to get past. So I said "Its okay, I just need to..." interjection: "No but tell me, because I might be able to help"... "Well, not really because"...interjection "No. Try me, seriously"
Right, okay. So I decide the best way to deal with this will be to explain to her the full extent of my temporary glitch... which will take me much much longer than it would take me to just fix the glitch if she fucked off back to her desk and let me concentrate for a minute, but that's life I guess.
So I start to walk her steadily through the tangled knot of inconsequential coincident technical snags that had converged on that particular minute, and I get midway through it and she interjects again and says "Hey, okay, OKAY... look at me... LOOK AT ME" like I'm having some kind of hysterical uncontrollable outburst. So I look at her, somewhat perplexed, and she takes my hand (TAKES MY FUCKING HAND I SWEAR TO GOD) and she peers into my eyes, and she says "Its okay, you just need to calm down. ITS OKAY. I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT MY QUESTION. ITS FINE. I CAN LOOK FOR THE FILES I NEED. JUST RELAX. ITS OKAY"
I'm sat there, totally relaxed, with my hand ensconced in her tender embrace, absolutely non-plussed, and I say "I'm fine. You got up, picked up your chair, and came and sat by me insisting I told you what my problem was. I'm just telling you, because you asked".
Then she repeats "ITS OKAY. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. ITS OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME... LOOK AT ME... COME ON LOOK AT ME... ITS OKAY".
Then she gets up, picks up her chair, goes back to her desk and gets on with her work.
30 seconds later I resolve my glitch and show her where her missing files are.
People are very fucking odd.
- ITS OKAY. I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT MY QUESTION. ITS FINE. I CAN LOOK FOR THE FILES I NEED. JUST RELAX. ITS OKAYhallelujah
- so, is she hot?drgs
- I can't answer that Drgs. She's not a pig, but she's not my dream date either. Some would say 'handsome'. Discuss.Horp
- how condescending! that would also bug the shit out of me and make me post the story heremonospaced
- HAHAHAHorp
- lol, i'd have nestled in her boobies and cried.********
- monospaced0
LOOK AT ME. IT'S OK.
- I can totally picture you being perfectly calm and reasonable the whole time, toomonospaced
- plash0
just got back form San Diego. got a little burnt but overall a fantastic trip. girly had a three day shopping extravaganza, dine out and some quality time spent together.
now back to the grind.
- ********0
black youtube embeds?
- CALLES0
Life of Ohio boy born on 9/11 shows new normal
- wowmonospaced
- Xavier Montjoy?
Supervillain name, if ever I heard one.ian
- Ironmonkey0
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/healt…
painting the town choclate- by far the worst post I have made on QBN lol
Ironmonkey - without seeing their data, it seems like a leap to assume they were happier because of the psycho-chemical properties, if any, of semen. it seems likely that girls taking the jizz are in closer, more intimate relationships, which would also affect happinessscarabin
- any, of semen. it seems likely that girls taking the jizz are in closer, more intimate relationships, which would also affect happinessscarabin
- affect happinessscarabin
- True scarabin, you aint lied yet.Ironmonkey
- *shrug*scarabin
- by far the worst post I have made on QBN lol
- Ironmonkey0
I am going out on a thursday.
- PonyBoy0
Going through a series of rejected creative work... all over the place too - multiple clients...
... I have never had such continuous negativity / dislike for my work like this and it's got me lost... ... I'm really stuck and can't understand why anything I design / illustrate lately is rejected so heavily... and so quickly...
- Maybe take some time and do a fun project for yourself so you can do whatever you want.capn_ron
- drgs0
I have had an idea for a tv channel for some time
the idea was based around showing soccer matches with two balls, but now I know what I will be showing for morning TV:
- monospaced0
just found out I'll have to take a written and road test in order to get a driver's license in nyc. having flashbacks from when I was 15 as I study the manual.