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- eieio0
A fucking bat was just in my house! It flew right by head out of nowhere, I thought it was a bird at first but it was quiet so I thought maybe a big ass moth but it flew around a bunch and I could see its wings... then it started hanging from the ceiling just like bats do! I opened all the doors and windows and hoped it would figure it out, it flew around in circles constantly for a bit then finally realized the window was open and left. I love wildlife.
- pango0
one of my neighbor masturbates loudly at night...
just earlier when i was at my deck having a cigarette i heard someone breath really loud and continuously. It was one of my neighbor. she forgot to close her window...- u knock one off?********
- also, get some pics********
- Join in and make sound loud groaning noises with her********
- thats hot. i masturbate loudly too. well, so the people in my office keep telling me.HAYZ1LLLA
- u knock one off?
- ********0
Asks for salt and gets ketchup instead.
- ********0
Receptionist at work sprays so much fucking perfume on herself. Every hour or two she gets it out and covers herself with it. Can hardly fucking breath up here. Nasty.
- lol a female photographer just walks in and says 'Oooohh it smells LOVELY in here'********
- Fart and ask her to reassess the situation.ian
- lol a female photographer just walks in and says 'Oooohh it smells LOVELY in here'
- HAYZ1LLLA0
Whats the name of that little girl who has a very successful fashion blog?
- loool0
today is: my birthday / I got a freelance job / I moved into the new beautiful flat with my girlfriend...not bad for one day...
- PonyBoy0
muffins... and money!
- PonyBoy0
helped someone move today... 112° F... and the A/C in my truck is out... and they needed my truck... driving time was 1 hour 45 mins... back and forth twice... lugging beds / dressers and desks up 2 flights...
... dude didn't even put gas in my tank... ... nothing but a... high-five and tap water...
... but like I said... muffins AND money!... so I guess I'm not as butthurt now.
- CALLES0
was it at gun point... btw please say happy birthday to loool
- pango0
had a dream. took out my dream decoding book. yes i'm one of those paranoid suckers. and the book pretty much said that i'm in a very deep shit which i can't get out...
- ********0
I had a dream last night and we were on a coach in some beautiful foreign country on our way to the hotel. We were cruising along a road parallel to the coast and it was one of the most beautiful views I've ever seen... The sky was a filmset blue screen colour graduating into an earthy green towards the horizon and the blue was magically sparkling off the sea... it was breathtaking.
We then pull up to this huge very modern looking hotel and our guide gives us the impression that this is where we will be staying, me and my old school friend were really excited about this. The next thing we know we are in what looks like someones grotty home and infact that is where we are staying. I lose my temper a bit at the guide and say something like 'I thought we were staying in that beautiful hotel we just saw!!!???' and he replied 'no, we are allowed to go their for 35 minutes each day'.
- ********0
Yay for £13 fish and chips!
:-|
- drgs0
- stoplying0
My itunes has had the most excellent shuffle for about 3 days now. How long will this last?
- TresLeches0
first time ive seen this
- hallelujah0
fuck it.
- drgs0
http://www.sineadoconnor.com/ind…
"I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply..."
- cant wait for the remix
"nothing compares, nothing compares to anal"Hombre_Lobo - lol lobo********
- cant wait for the remix