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- peteski0
On Wednesday morning Kristamurti's girlfriend had come to school with a black eye. No one had to ask her where she got it.
- ********0
thank god--
I thought i was alone in here
- peteski0
The in-laws are in town. We rented a mini van so we can take them to Disneyworld and points beyond. One slight snag. Enterprise didnt have any minivans.
For the next two weeks I'll be now driving a black GMC Yukon XL around LA.
Holy Fuck.
- ********0
tell me more about the inlaws--where are they from? what are they like? how old are they? what kind of movies do they like?
- ********0
I just burned myself on a fucking Xerox because of some god damn paperjam... I'm very tempted to burn it now..
- ********0
ok, this one is unreal. imagine a wide angle shot, as i walk down a bike path with my silhouette blocking the sun. and then a flock of dandelion filaments blow past the lens.
- For our entire progressive collective conscience is wrapped up into one's site.********
- Someone has to step up and thereof help take responsibility for everybody.********
- At the moment, I would only trust: Microsoft, Apple, Google, IBM or CNN.********
- The tricky part is, is that it's priceless.********
- One day I would like to abolish our current state of currency for good.********
- For that is not going to happen until I abolish a lot of one's distractions.********
- What affects me, ultimately affects everyone.********
- For the true meaning of a pyramid on virtually every which way possible.********
- I am going to need abolishing of the nonsense that is in my way. Every single bit of it.********
- I don't give a flying fuck about money anymore.********
- All I need is my privacy and sanctuary. Peace of mind.********
- For the real benefit towards everyone on this planet.********
- I will debate any person on Earth.********
- Live Television, Radio, whatever.********
- It's time.********
- For all of us to wake up.********
- And thereof make the proper decisions to advance one's planet.********
- To the next level.********
- In order for us to abolish anything that is not necessary.********
- And then move towards the only curriculum that matters.********
- Economy, Education and Energy.********
- For the moment, I will only answer to...********
- magicpatch@gmail.com********
- One at a time, Thank You.********
- For our entire progressive collective conscience is wrapped up into one's site.
- Jnr_Madison0
I have a theory that I am, in actual fact, God. It's just a theory, mind.
- grayhood0
i cun't picutre it
- grunttt0
if i had to spend 2 weeks in a car with my in-laws i would be sure to get a very unsafe automobile - eventually i would want to crash it into something killing us all.
- Jnr_Madison0
Having tested my theory, I can now see why walking into a hospital and trying to heal people wasn't the best way to disprove it.
- grunttt0
concentrate on that water to wine thing. doctors can fix those other poor bastards.
- Jnr_Madison0
To be fair, I only got as far as recpetion before being removed.
Water to wine it is.. and maybe some water sports, if you know what I mean.
- grunttt0
POISON MOTHERFUCKING IVY!
for fuck sake.
- Seff0
a dude in the back came to my office yesterday, and says right off the bat, "i'm not dying, but.."
the proceeds to ask me if I can scan a photo of him for his funeral and photoshop out the guy next to him. He is preparing his will and wants all this to be in order..fucking creepy
- GreedoLives0
10:56 am and all is well.
- ********0
Received my magical protective amulet yesetrday. Not sure if I feel anything yet, but I am hopeful.
- GreedoLives0
i remember reading a story last year about an african villager making his friend shoot him in the chest because someone gave him an amulet and told him that he'd be bulletproof. he died.
so don't go out fighting crime just yet.
- ********0
would it be safe to sneeze, fart and burp at the same time, do you think?
- nooner0
i wonder if i'm going to get laid on the boat this weekend?
- GreedoLives0
as long as you videotape it, yes.