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- ********0
it's definitely working.
- mayo0
My best friend, Cody, told me that Penelope Envelope, the puppy i had for about a week but found a different home for, is pregnant. She got knocked up by a Beagle. So Cody has decided that a Soft-Coated Wheaten and Beagle mix should be called a Soft Beaten :D
- peteski0
Esmé was wearing a turquoise tube top and the juke box cast an eerie red glow across her face.
- ********0
if this isn't intense, i just don't know what is. imagine a smoke filled room, and i'm sitting on a brown couch with a pair of kakis and white t-shirt. and then a slice of light leaking through the window pane casts over my eyes
- ********0
it may be working--not sure.
- GreedoLives0
so i'm thinking of churning out some NT infographics. Useless and obsessive, but desperately needed, i'd think.
- ********0
that would a fantastic work of tongue in cheek devotion, like a conceptual sistine chapel
- ********0
still at work and it's almost 8... on a bloody friday! and I can't even drown myself in booze later because I have to be here a 8 tomorrow!!
- grayhood0
you could still drown yourself in booze, if you were commited enough.
- ********0
good point, maybe I will.. spend the next 6 hours drinking and sleep for 6 and then go to work again for another 12 hours, that should not be impossible..
- grunttt0
i ain't funny today.
think i may just be sleepy.
don't expect anything good from me on here.
- GreedoLives0
i'm never funny, so i appreciate all your efforts.
*throws supportive gang signs
- ********0
I just realize I haven't eaten anything today besides coffee and cigarettes.
- grunttt0
5 to the 5 to the 5 to the 5
blog is 5555 posts old.
- grunttt0
you should not EAT cigarettes. read the fucking label man!
go get a beer, it'll hit ya quick.
- mayo0
I had a dream the other night, stop me if you heard this already, and in the dream, i was coming up with all these hysterical one-liners. To the point where I would laugh so hard in my dream, i was actually waking up from giggling. Happened like 4 times. Later the next day, i remembered the giggling and tried to remember the funny parts about the dream. yeah...i wasn't funny at all.
- grunttt0
haha mayo. i have, on many occasions, woken up laughing out loud. it's funny but i never remember what was so damn funny.
- grunttt0
it just occurred to me how funny it would be to pick a spot on the ceiling, sit back and stare at it and not move a muscle. my co-worker would eventually check on me and think i was dead.
monday.
- mayo0
when i was little, i used to float, face down, in my aunts pool. i would just let my arms and legs do whatever so that i could get that "weightless" feeling, which was nice on my back. I can't tell you how many times I got smacked upside the head for scaring her because it looked like i had drowned.
- grayhood0
thats right up there with throwing a baby ruth in the pool.