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- e-pill3
when i think of nters .. i think of lip syncing.. and i see yuri and mono being played by trump and putin.. [you decide who is who]
yo it's true!!
- ‹‹ Thread Killere-pill
- it's gonna take more than that to get me to click on a milli vanilla videoscarabin
- Damn e. Not cool.monospaced
- yuri and mono are the new mr dobolina and jazx...truuthreanimate
- despite the fact that many others have replaced me as primary "arguers" with yuri and the othersmonospaced
- ********0
- IT WORKS!!GeorgesIV
- lol
did you PS this?
how many levels?bklyndroobeki - what app is this screenshot from?utopian
- Some shitty site I found on Google after searching optimise animated gif********
- http://flif.info !bklyndroobeki
- cbass990
how come the guy in Mad Max Fury Road did lay some serious pipe when he rolled up on those 5 hot chicks in the desert?
- because rapeGnash
- why so serious, mr pipe?********
- why didn't they just make it the highest budget porno flick ever?sarahfailin
- i bet there's a mad max porno being made if there's not one alreadyscarabin
- Rule 34!pango
- mad maxxx ?vivid
- ^ lol probably.pango
- Because he just escaped from almost certain death and was dragging a body by his neck?face_melter
- ^ i would celebrate by laying some serious pipe.pango
- fourth0
Ugh one of the developers (she's really hot) at my work decides she needs a career change to front end/design because she is a good painter/drawer. So now all day I have to give her advice on her food blog, horrible logos she made, why her phone pictures of food don't look like the other billions of food blogs.
Why do lazy people want me to "teach them ________" (insert design, photography, etc)? I never really asked anyone such a burden. I taught myself and sure I asked specifics here and there. But it's like fuck I can't teach you design in a few days over messenger at work!
- If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.mrpt
- "...(she's really hot)..." < here's the answer why you need to help herchukkaphob
- step 1: be nice to a nerd. step 2: have him do your homework for you. step 3: never put out. step 4: he hates himself for being a sap, you feel fine********
- try to lay her.********
- Say good design is contagious and put your weenie in her.iCanHazQBN
- So, she wants a new career that will pay her less?section_014
- ********0
There's a fine line between expressing your affection for your lover and not making her take your affection for granted by being too intense.
Currently surfing these lines.
- bklyndroobeki-1
first day off in 3 weeks.
not healthy :/
but i'm happy about today.- one step at a time.sarahfailin
- :hang in there cat image:bklyndroobeki
- Wait... Weren't you saying you need more work?pango
- @pango yep. it's true. these hours also include learning new programs and taking tutorials. my entire weekends are about that. i just wanna take a trip somewherbklyndroobeki
- What r you learning now?pango
- here's to putting in the time********
- i meant programs and tutorials...pango
- man... thanks gilga i know that it shouldn't have to be "long hours", but here's to the investment.bklyndroobeki
- absolutely********
- autoflavour0
GAH! 2 dodgy guys just buzzed our flat at 12:30am, of course i ignored it. but i went to listen on the intercom anyway. they managed to get in, then sat around in the hof, in the dark for 10 minutes.. and then tried to steal a bike. we called the cops, who arrived at the exact same time as they dodgy guys were leaving with bike in hand.. cops stop them in hallway, but the dodgy guys dumped the bike before leaving the hof, and even though they had all the tools to steal bikes, had no reason to be inside our building at 12:30am and generally were sketchy as fuck, the police did not catch them actually stealing a bike, so they are let go.
the police guy was nice enough tho..
- good blog post.iCanHazQBN
- what would Ronnie Pickering do?yurimon
- Hall of Fame?_niko
- lol yuri_niko
- Get on your man shit and tell them to fuck off http://s3.amazonaws.…********
- And what's hof. I tried but he internet won't tell me********
- *the********
- Just think, if you had a gun you could have blasted them to fuck and protect your family and liberty and way of life from a pair of bike thieves.face_melter
- Yes a gun would have been the only right solution.monospaced
- Or instead of listening at your intercom for twenty minutes going down their and telling them to leave from the get go********
- But you won't because there are two of them and you are scared. Guns are the great equalizer, so yea, wouldn't matter if there were five of them********
- wtf are the police for?
If I need an operation - do I buy scalpels from WalMart and do it myself, or entrust it to a professional?detritus - if you have trained with a gun than yes, you are better off having and using one in an emergency than waiting the 3 minutes for the cops to arrive. a lot of ter********
- terrible things can happen in 3 minutes. so yes, if you have done some emergency triage training you ought to have a suture kit etc. handy should the situation********
- arise. seems like a no brainer to me. this isn't minority report, the cops only come after the shit has hit the fan, they can only react, not prevent. preventio********
- fuck that shit, i live on the 4th floor.. I'm not walking down 4 flights of stairs to tell 2 weirdos to get out of the courtyard at 12:30am..autoflavour
- im lazy and not stupid. my bike is in the apartment..autoflavour
- drgs0
these man buns are taking over like a wave of syphilis where I live
whats funny are those dudes whose hair is still too short (they've started saving it) but they manage to pull some hair into a small bun anyway
- i only tie my hair up cuz if i don't it's unruly like super sayan. almost like that digital prophet's hair but shorter.pango
- I had a man bun until a month ago, took two years to grow out.i_monk
- Now you have a woman bun?********
- they were popular in the 90s. why does everyone give a shit now?scarabin
- Super Sayan is always in.
* that's what she said.pango - Now I have short hair.i_monk
- PonyBoy0
Stores stop selling beer at 2am here in phx... I just walked to the corner store (1/3 mile or so each way)... got there at 1:50 (10 mins to spare)... dude says he's changing his drawer and can't ring me up till the next shift which comes on at 2am...
I wait... the clock hits 2am... next shift clown says they can't sell me beer cuz it's PAST 2AM...
... angry... annoyed.. pony... :/
- which country is this?GeorgesIV
- U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
mind you... each state has differing cut-off hour lawsPonyBoy - haha sucksmoldero
- yeah the POS device will not ring up any alcohol after 2am. the cashier can do nada.********
- Just shoot him. This is America dammit.iCanHazQBN
- 5 finger dis...bklyndroobeki
- ********0
I must be an asshole but I don't want to watch the Martian specifically because I'm sick of seeing Matt Damon in space.
- He's in everything. Fuck hollywood.********
- Same here... but enjoyed the book a lot, and i'm curious about the filmOBBTKN
- every time someone is stranded somewhere and needs rescuing...it's always matt damon, is this some kind of hollywood inside joke?_niko
- Then read the book and forget you saw him in a trailer. It's very entertaining.monospaced
- I'll get the book.********
- Get the book and cast mono as lead character in the movie of your mind, man********
- haha********
- He's in everything. Fuck hollywood.
- utopian0
How to Identify a Psychopath
The Hare Psychopathy Checklist was initially developed to assess the mental condition of people who commit crimes, and it is commonly used to diagnose people who may exhibit the traits and tendencies of a psychopath. Most mental health professionals define a psychopath as a predator who takes advantage of others using charm, deceit, violence and other methods to get what they want. Identify a psychopath by using the Hare Psychopathy Checklist and trusting your own intuition.
- It's not true unless yurimons speaks.pango
- Everybody should click the link just to see the awesome illustrations.********
- easier said then done, but if you work in the field of advertising, you may have encountered loads of sociopath, They love advertising, like a fly loves shitGeorgesIV
- I've spent the last few months being called a psychopath by my now ex girlfriend. She's convinced of it. I'm open to the possibility, I guess.********
- Though I feel deep sadness, remorse and compassion so I guess I'm not full-psycho =/********
- Do you feel that you are superior than others in anyway you grammarcunt.pango
- Oh absolutely.
lol******** - ahahah grammarpath!!GeorgesIV
- lol grammarpath********
- GeorgesIV3
after 10 years as a freelancer,
I finally got my first interesting offer and I'm probably going to say yes!!so happy!!
- bklyndroobeki0
- Wrong thread but maybe not.bklyndroobeki
- dear blog, the world collapsed today. carl said it would happen.sarahfailin
- iCanHazQBN1
Two weeks ago I posted about my credit score: "In June it was 652. Now it's 718."
I check it this morning and it's 724. Something weird is happening. It keeps going up. QUICKLY.
I can finally finance a Ferrari. YOLO!!!!!!1
- MONEY SNAKE!!!pango
- Ferrari moneyz!moldero
- fuckin' money snakesarahfailin
- That's +72 points in like 3 months. Thank you money snake! I own you one, bro.iCanHazQBN
- some bad history probably dropped off.dorf
- I'm at 736fourth
- pinkfloyd0
I'd like to know how my credit score goes up as well. It's at 811 now baby.
- Length of credit history, open lines of credit, payment history, open inquiries, debt to credit limit ratio. I'm sure I'm missing a few.duckseason
- Mine's stuck just under 800. Just swaying there +/- 10 for years. Only really changed with a credit increase and a credit check.monospaced
- mono, seriously, get away from my postspinkfloyd
- I do want to know what my credit score is... :(pango
- check out credit karma, it's freepinkfloyd
- Yeah, CK is good. Some banks/creditors have started including credit scores as part of their service.duckseason
- I use CK.monospaced
- mine is 1500. booyahscarabin
- lol, that's impossibrepinkfloyd
- mono, what's your credit score over your body fat ratio?pinkfloyd
- Hahahahahaha lol. oh great! they meet again.pango
- I think the highest i've ever got was 700. now i'm scared to look at it...pango
- why do you keep calling me fat? you've never seen or met memonospaced
- doesn't constantly checking your credit score actually lower your score? I was told this onceGnash
- not via creditkarmamonospaced
- ********-1
1 - One raindrop raises the sea.
2 - Survival of all or none
3 - Weapons are enemies, even to their owners
4 - Give more - take less
5 - Others first - self last
6 - Observe, listen and learn
7 - Do one thing at a time
8 - Sing every day
9 - Exercise imagination
10 - Eat to live, don't live to eat
11 - FIND THE LIGHT
- u a mormon?VectorMasked
- mehpango
- Politically correct 11 commandmentsyurimon
- HijoDMaite3
I surprised my wife with tickets to the Greek Oct 16th. We'll make a weekend of it. STOKED!!!
- face_melter0
I just found out my local ICA (supermarket chain) stocks Irn Bru.
Party. Time.
- what's special about it? (just curious...never heard of it)Krassy
- Bitches love Irn bru. That's what.pango
- Depends who you speak to. Opinions range from the best hangover cure ever to gut rot. For me, it's a reminder of Scotland
https://en.wikipedia…face_melter - I tried out of curiosity... It's boring citrusy soda. I'd understand it more if it was more of a crazy flavour.inteliboy
- QBN3
Hello
I'm Mike, just graduated from college, the recent plan to put forward a website,
Your domain for me to do site
Will you be able to sell him to me? Hope to get your help, thank you!
we are really hope you will reply for our Email!
_- Seems legit...QBN
- Definitely not set.
Yurimon?pango - Grammar...not one fuck given.utopian
- QBN High School Drop Out
http://www.queanbeya…utopian - google translate usually does a better job. 'Mike' must speak an odd dialect of his language.
email him that you'll take 50 goatsGnash - hahahhaha_niko
- my head exploded reading that :)pinkfloyd
- It's scratched, I'll give you $3.50GeorgesII
- This made me chuckle.Hayoth
- lol 50 goatsmoldero
- Haha********
- MrT0
Just found out we're moving to Melbourne next month, for the best part of a year. I look forward to getting a neutral's perspective on whether it really is better than Sydney. I'm sure there's a couple of you who might take a bite on that one!
- https://shubhambhavi…MrT
- Kramer vs. Kramer?********
- Just found out? Are you 12?********
- it means MsT made the decision and it's not up for discussion. :)pango
- Because MrsT is the reason. Pango either knows or has excellent female skills ; )MrT
- Melbourne = NY. Sydney = LA.inteliboy
- So they say. I like both. But damn happy I live in melbs, not sydney.inteliboy
- I'm from sydney, and yes, Melbourne is betterautoflavour
- Is MrsT moving in with you Pango?I preferred Melbs by MIIIIILES.Ianbolton