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- bklyndroobeki0
anyone working today?
- not i said the catscarabin
- The light inside is broken, but I still work
–Albert EinsteiniCanHazQBN - funny thing is I decided to call in sick today for workfourth
- If nobody told me office is closed I might just go to work... It happened before...pango
- find a job you like and you'll never work a day in your lifeKrassy
- scarabin5
just installed a third subwoofer in my home audio network. my neighbors are gonna hate me
- what kind of stuff are you playing?bklyndroobeki
- https://www.youtube.…bklyndroobeki
- http://www.youtube.c…moldero
- haha. not my style at allscarabin
- not sure the stuff i listen to even has a genre namescarabin
- electro glitch hop?
witch house?scarabin - atm it's this https://www.youtube.…scarabin
- yeah, that's more witch house. good stuff man.jaylarson
- love how their names make them hard to find/lookup.jaylarson
- I'd say it's a blend of industrial and EBM.Continuity
- lol moldero********
- What about a Witch House Mixtape for the QBN gang?microkorg
- How's the neighbors liking the tunes?bklyndroobeki
- pinkfloyd0
Anyone ever try these little letterpress kit?
- Yes. I used one for my save the date wedding cards recently.monospaced
- Good for you, I support gay marriagespinkfloyd
- wow, I was actually wanting to help you and you go and be an ass when I trymonospaced
- i'm joking man :)pinkfloyd
- ^LMAOMaaku
- tx for sharing this.
might use this for a client!bklyndroobeki - monospaced, do you have this whole kit? including the evolution?bklyndroobeki
- lolgoldieboy
- I have the L Letterpress and a Cuttlebug, which replaced an older kit that broke.monospaced
- This is the $50 machine I use along with the Letterpress folder thing. http://us.cricut.com…monospaced
- Here's a shot of me using it with a custom plate. http://f.cl.ly/items…monospaced
- mono that's great! nice plate... ordering this weekend.bklyndroobeki
- decided to get it done in a studio but do it myself. this is awesome for a personal project though!bklyndroobeki
- http://www.letterpre…bklyndroobeki
- this isn't you? http://f.cl.ly/items…pinkfloyd
- http://i.kinja-img.c…pinkfloyd
- yeah, and I'm not fat, what's your point?monospaced
- utopian0
I went early today to purchase a Squatty Potty...14 hours later, I'm still waiting to break it in!
- moldero3
so why did Marychain leave? did I miss something or did he just bounce? he was cool.
- maybe he found a womaninteliboy
- I think most people stop when the fun stops.********
- probably got bored of reading 'paging marychain' in every other side noteFax_Benson
- I think marychain was a troll but another user on here, that's a cuntpinkfloyd
- Is he, like, banned-gone, or just-not-posting-gon...Continuity
- maybe he was found dead underneath a giant womangarbage
- not posting gone.
;( he didn't even say goodbye.pango - I find myself being somewhat indifferent to this turn of events.Continuity
- Has anybody written to him to ask him why he left?********
- Would anybody?pango
- I would but I haven't found his email.********
- his last post was, "peace out" -- he wasn't banned. I assume he'd had enough. He was far from a troll, though. smart guy and knows his craft.Gnash
- :( because of his sexual life style preference... Isolated by society.pango
- *Pours whiskey on the floor....pango
- GeorgesII1
trevor noah isn't funny,
really not funny
- ********2
One of my local pubs has rebranded. They've stolen the Walt Disney logo and the McDonald's colours. Could you get any less of an effective identity for a brand?
- http://i.imgur.com/R…imbecile
- do they have orange plastic seats?yurimon
- well, if Western is the theme and it's about murica, I guess this hits it pretty hardmonospaced
- That would make sense, but no. It's named after the area of the town it's in and they've just renovated with an eastern european theme...********
- incrediblemonospaced
- oh, in that case it makes sense.
https://s3.amazonaws…yurimon - i guess it all about the ptang
https://a2.muscache.…yurimon - Is the yellow tip supposed to go out of the red square.pango
- just all round guff********
- ********0
lol gotta love Keith
"The Razor Tongue Of Keith Richards – 17 Artists He's Slammed, From David Bowie To Oasis"
- aka an old man whinges about irrelevant bandsgarbage
- Whats your point?********
- the stones suck, keith richards sucks, and the vast majority of shit he is whining about sucks. #wahgarbage
- http://i.imgur.com/8…utopian
- I own nary a single Rolling Stones record, yet almost all of Bowie's catalogue. Thus I win, Richards, you miserable old cunt.face_melter
- Not one of you miserable cunts has a single thing on Richards********
- How is he still alive?pango
- the stones suck? what do you listen to, mackelmore********
- Keith Richards is a fucking legend bunch of musically declined hipsters.sea_sea
- I can't believe I finally agree on something with gilga. :psea_sea
- Same :)********
- who the hell is mackelmore?! i kept hearing that name...pango
- You don't want to know********
- garbage0
i'm walking the dogs, but really i'm the one who needs to take a shit.
- http://i.imgur.com/8…utopian
- holy FUCK i'm trying to eat heregarbage
- maquito3
Found someone's keys on the street. Picked them up, pen-drive key-chain. Thought: let's see what's inside. 10 security cam vids of a robbery, from different angles. Quickly recognize the name of the place, a vip sex club just in the outsides of Montevideo.
Call the place, introduce myself, put on hold for a sec and talk with it's owner, a gentle guy, who sounds really thankful and asks if he can come over to pick them up. Of course, you are welcome, blah, blah. We meet just around the corner of my apartment, shakes my hand and kind of gives me an akward hug, says "thank you, I was heading to the police department with those vids, stopped for a bite, and suddenly realized I not only had lost the keys, BUT the evidence!.
Gives me an all time free access pass to his club.
- This is the feel good story of the year. Everyone wins. Especially the whores.
*que accomplishment musicsofakingback - hmmm... you trust the guy was going to the cops or was that his 'blackmail on a chain' that you returned to him?PonyBoy
- I really did't think about it that way. Just did what I thought was right... However... You never knowmaquito
- Who cares, free blart!MrT
- And no, I Did not copy the vids. A true gentleman. I guess I'm making my dad proud.maquito
- hmm... you'd think if he had that footage on the usb, he'd have it somewhere else too.sarahfailin
- it's all downhill from heremoldero
- It was nice knowing you.********
- "Quickly recognize the name of the place"
hmmm.******** - lololol. love your story.iCanHazQBN
- This is the feel good story of the year. Everyone wins. Especially the whores.
- maquito-2
I should have nodded while answering "dude, a 10 minutes pass would have been more than necessary" *<|:-D
- pango0
came home to a dead sparrow on the door steps....
fuck you fluffy white cat!
You will not intimidate me!!!- it's a Sicilian message 'Pango sleeps with the fishes'moldero
- that white cat's been pissed at me ever since i try to teach it how to do back flip. I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU AQUIRE NEW SKILLS!!!pango
- cats usually try to gift you when leaving you a dead animal though no?
how do you know it was the cat?bklyndroobeki - maybe the lil guy wants to be frndzbklyndroobeki
- no. i'm sure its a warning... =_=+pango
- lolbklyndroobeki
- Lolsea_sea
- Lol.Hayoth
- BuddhaHat-3
Has anyone else's right-click been disabled on QBN? Weird.
- HAYZ1LLLA1
Any UK heads help me?
So, I wanna watch 'Hello Ladies' the movie. I have Netflix and Full Sky Movies Package. It's not on either. How does a motherfucker watch a film they wanna see when they don't own a DVD player these days?- you look for it on the internet:
https://www.youtube.…uan - Haha. Fucking great thanks.HAYZ1LLLA
- haha you seriously qbn before you google?********
- 9/10 I find that searching "watch xx online" finds a link to stream it these days********
- It was more of an example of the issue than the specific need for that film. Although I must say I really wouldn't have guessed the whole film was on Youtube.HAYZ1LLLA
- The great thing about google is that you don't need to guess, haha********
- haha! awesome!Krassy
- QBN > GoogleKrassy
- Well I went to watch this last night and it's disappeared. Now what?HAYZ1LLLA
- youtube search for xx full movie, they get eventually uploaded all the timeuan
- or stream it like set proposed from google searchesuan
- or torrent the movie via piratebay searchuan
- or find it on itunes or amazon or on a sticker on the dvd: digital download includeduan
- ((the file exists on the internet, just need to find it))uan
- I told you how to find it and you're still fucking asking? lol********
- you look for it on the internet:
- ********-3
How often do you wash / change the sheets on your bed?
- every 2 weeksmonospaced
- weekly (kid has dust allergies)Gnash
- Depends on how much action it's seen ;) But usually every every week to two weeksgoldieboy
- That's every every every weekgoldieboy
- Every saturdaymaquito
- every week coz i sweat a lotGeorgesII
- That coz you drinkmaquito
- do YOU do them mono?bklyndroobeki
- weeklymoldero
- Bi weekly. You don't sweat here unless you turn on the heater.pango
- Weekly. MrsT sweats like a rapist.MrT
- Weekly, rapist sweat is a bitch to get out********
- 2 weeks.HAYZ1LLLA
- no, I send them out... or the cleaning lady does them :Pmonospaced
- i lost it at "sweats like a rapist"garbage
- Cleaning lady..... Mmmmmmmm
http://blog.gopaktor…pango - christ set!bklyndroobeki
- http://static3.busin…********
- Fuck. She said it was a work trip.MrT
- Intervention? O_Opango
- You're supposed to change them?CyBrainX
- maquito1
"Dr. Dick Chopp is well known in the Austin community for performing Vasectomies."
https://www.urologyteam.com/dr-r…
- GeorgesII-7
what is green, red and white,
comes into a square but dies in a triangle?
- bklyndroobeki2
it was books who understood me.
- ********-3
I feel bad for guys 5'8" and shorter.