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- bklyndroobeki0
Have you ever been in charge of hiring f/t or p/t employees (or Consultants?) I have a question about checks that are performed, typically: background checks and employment verification...
Anyone in charge of anything like this?
- monospaced I think that you are... (?)bklyndroobeki
- I have been involved in hiring, but HR does everything related to background checks and verification. You shouldn't have anything to do with it.monospaced
- ah, i guess my question is: do you generally do research on someone (beyond FB/twitter/linkedin... -- does HR usually inquire about an SSN before the morebklyndroobeki
- thorough check?bklyndroobeki
- sent prematurely (you said you don't do those checks). Just curious about what it entails. For years it's been a mystery to me.bklyndroobeki
- are you doing the actual interview? i usually open with "are you into butt stuff?".garbage
- These are all great questions, and I pretty much guarantee your HR department will have answers specific to the company's hiring practices.monospaced
- sarahfailin1
How do you guys maintain such expansive vocabularies of reaction-gifs? I usually just use eddie murphy
- Build a library in imgur and you're good to go.
https://i.imgur.com/…******** - I got banned about 7 times in a row years back for posting the same gif of a black guy dancing over and over and over. I made it to set7********
- Anyway, my point is - I've never been able to find that gif since********
- @sarahfailin this Eddie Murphy gif is the ultimate. You're set. (no pun @set)Krassy
- what O0O0O0 said********
- That's the best one anyway.grotesk_neue
- This one is #1.
#2 would be magic.gif as an answer to all technical questions.******** - anything with vince mcmahon********
- thanks guyz. internet skills +1sarahfailin
- google image search: "*expression". filter Type: Animated.
http://i.imgur.com/f…pango
- Build a library in imgur and you're good to go.
- VectorMasked3
Hurricane Patricia live from Ixtapa, Mexico.
Stay safe Moldy.
- Thanks V, im just watching the weather report seeing if the path changes and I head to homedepot to board up the windows or notmoldero
- Get an elote desgranado too.VectorMasked
- won't be plywood left if you wait. i'd be surprised if there was any left now.Gnash
- the last hurricane (before i moved to the beach) i went to stock up on cans and water and i was the only one doing it.moldero
- Holy shitmaquito
- VectorMasked0
Well damn... as seen from space.
- utopian1
- Stay Safe Moldy!utopian
- LOLmoldero
- Surfs up moldero! Keep safe chapgoldieboy
- If it shifts my way, the only thing I can do is pack my daughter, dog, cat, cameras & mac, drive east and hope the house and wife survive itmoldero
- gosdspeed moldero (c●-●)GeorgesII
- be safe, @moldero!Krassy
- RIDE DA HURRICANE!!pango
- Lol @ leaving the wife********
- ^ lol.Gnash
- scarabin4
i'm building a lightsaber to celebrate the new movie. it's gonna be different though, 'cause the blade will be animated. it'll pulse and flicker and change color 'n' shit. i got guys machining parts for it already.
i don't like to talk about projects before they're done, but damn, i'm excited about this one!
- I was thinking about commission you to make me a light staff....pango
- I hope this post evolves into the pic of the day thread, and then vid of the day.iCanHazQBN
- when will it be ready?pinkfloyd
- At the same time when the movie comes out perhaps.pango
- i can make you a staff (or saber), no problem. i actually have a proof of concept finished, just waiting on parts for a new handlescarabin
- bklyndroobeki0
if you've been away from relationships for a minute, is it hard to just get right back into the swing of things. may just not be the right time..
#emotionallyunavailable
- just give up like i did********
- pockets, nah, we aren't meant to live alone.bklyndroobeki
- If you truly love someone. you let them go. T_Tpango
- lol pango... sure!bklyndroobeki
- Ya judging from my last 2. i'm not an expert.pango
- http://cdn.meme.am/i…pango
- http://cdn.meme.am/i…pango
- i hadn't been in a relationship for years but i'm falling into it pretty easily. weird being around 1 person so much thoughsarahfailin
- good for you. what a thing to no longer make eggs just for yourself in the morning! lolbklyndroobeki
- just give up like i did
- bklyndroobeki0
damn...
Diego Gomez, a Colombian graduate student, currently faces up to eight years in prison for doing something thousands of researchers do every day: posting research results online for those who would not otherwise have a way to access them.
- The world has gone mad.Hayoth
- The tweet era.
What information did he post? Was he working for a lab or own his own?******** - http://news.sciencem…yurimon
- Thanks yuri. "for doing something thousands of researchers do every day". That is if the researches you know publish other people's work without permission.********
- Which isn't to say that the sanction is not exaggerated. But it's unlikely that he will get 8 years. Thanks for the article again yurimon.********
- HAYZ1LLLA0
Oh fuck. Not this now. My saturday mornings would suck without it! Can we all get together and just beat this shit please.
- just get well raised farmers market bacon with no nitrates. doesn't last long in the fridge.yurimon
- Give it 10 years and the WHO'll be adding all non white meats, 20 years meat entirely.
AGENDA 21, YO.
Seriously though, we're being driven down a narrative..detritus - it's all "probably" and "maybe" and "no one meat". file under "ignore"hans_glib
- Preserved meat is what made mankind survive through some of the harshest times in history. Italy practically built a culture around it.monospaced
- I have an inkling that them FEEDING information LIKE THIS to us is THE cause of Cancer.bklyndroobeki
- All that probably, maybe like hans_glib states is all hogwash, til the masses read & believe. wake up sheeple? hehebklyndroobeki
- "probably carcinogenic" how weak a position is that? Coldplay? probably carcinogenic. Ticking watches? probably carcinogenic.face_melter
- you have to check out the chemicals used in the food and processed food is dead. so yeah its possible. you can conduct an experiment, eat all you want.yurimon
- They only say red meat is 'probably carcinogenic'. There is no 'probably' about processed meats.HAYZ1LLLA
- Most fruit and vegetables are "Probably carcinogenic" these days too because of all the chemicals and pesticides on them too!microkorg
- you have to avoid chemicals as much as possible, includes pesticides. and detox regularly, supplement real food vitamins, minerals..yurimon
- What yurimon said.
#notallmeats******** - tbf, Italians of yore didn't live long enough to succumb to the gradual toxicity of preserved meats. Live long enough and everyone dies of cancer.detritus
- fuck it - if cancer is going to get you it's going to get you. Eat a bacon sandwich while walking in the sunshine and smoking a fag...followed by 10 pintsdee-dubs
- ...and a line of cokedee-dubs
- You can eat meat & smoke cigarettes, it's fine. Simply join one of the world's many religions that offer eternal life in heaven. Problem solved.nb
- So there goes the problem with social security. People will be dead from the processed meat and soda. Nothing really new here.pinkfloyd
- The only thing edible at this point is air, wait, nevermind.pinkfloyd
- https://www.youtube.…bklyndroobeki
- ^ truly a must watch you allbklyndroobeki
- Worrying about this will give you cancer faster.iCanHazQBN
- check this out..
http://www.clearfood…yurimon - everything causes cancer...fadein11
- Cancer gives you cancer...oh waitdee-dubs
- X-factor gives you cancerdee-dubs
- This thread...monospaced
- Propaganda. Im not into process meats but these gov orgs are so corrupt. The progressives have wanted to ban meat for decadesHayoth
- cancer causing rates — shit, death rates in general — never seem to phase the sales of anything, or deter people from partakingmonospaced
- _niko0
Don't wear rings on your fingers.
Anyone know what happened to Jimmy Fallon recently when he almost lost his finger?
Ring Avulsion.
Do not look it up.
- I know a guy who lost his ring finger when he was a kid to a faulty baggage claim carousel. Hasn't affected him negatively in the long run********
- ^ Damn, I just imagined that shit happening.moldero
- his parents sued, got a ton of money from the settlement. personally i'm not the suing type but he told me it was worth losing the finger********
- kid in highschool was climbing over a tall chain link fence and ring got caught up top just as he was jumping off into the soft sand below. not pretty.Gnash
- If you like it dont put a ring on it********
- http://dragonflycap.…********
- I know a guy who lost his ring finger when he was a kid to a faulty baggage claim carousel. Hasn't affected him negatively in the long run
- HAYZ1LLLA0
Hate the way Shazam always says 'you need to be closer'. When you've got your stereo up to 11. Just admit you don't know what it is!
- i haven't had a positive hit on shazam since like 2006scarabin
- That shit picks up a tune from a car two blocks away within a second. Not sure what you guys are using.monospaced
- that's because HAY and scar are listening the to the coolest of the cool, underground, undiscovered, only released in japan on vinyl, music.Gnash
- it can find my taylor swift from 3 blocks away -- as mono mentioned.Gnash
- even if i'm humming the songGnash
- But HAY is correct -- Shazam should admit defeat instead of giving an error.Gnash
- Agreedmonospaced
- Works amazing on androidHayoth
- Don't get me wrong, I've always been impresed with the app. Just that in the last year, instead of saying "Sorry we don't know" it says. Try holding it closer.HAYZ1LLLA
- Which you could be doing for 4hrs and it just never admits it doesn't know.HAYZ1LLLA
- lolbklyndroobeki
- yep as mono says always amazed how well it works.fadein11
- are there alternatives to Shazam?Krassy
- ********0
How often do you switch your razor blades for razors?
- whenever it starts to feel like shit, prob like once every 3-4 weeksscarabin
- I haven't shaved with a razor in at least five years********
- thanks for the valuable information, set.iCanHazQBN
- Life saving information right there********
- Set uses an alpacas tongue with spider vomit. Only his local Brighton barbers do it.HAYZ1LLLA
- haha. I had my beard trimmed in a barbers for the first time the other day. Felt like a reet cunt.********
- Once or twice a year. I'm still using Mach 3s.i_monk
- I shave with a rambo knife and sharpen the blade maybe once a year.kona
- sharpen the disposable blades by running them in a reverse direction on denim 20 times after each shave. should drastically prolong their lives.jaylarson
- https://www.youtube.…jaylarson
- That's called stropping...********
- ********0
damn admins dumped that noob post for the 24 port ethernet switch before i got to post chunk from the goonies
sigh
- i see you speak english, yet have not yet mastered making senseautoflavour
- lolmoldero
- pango1
HEHEHEHEheheheheeh!!!!
2 more interns at my disposal!
- ********-2
I think Jurassic World was pretty damn good.
- autoflavour4
So the podcast I am doing has been invited over to be part of a project connected to SCOPE in Miami.. and I just got my flights paid for today by them.
free international air travel..
better than a kick in the face.Never been to Miami..
- congrats! best of luck there. isn't marychain in miami?Gnash
- and CallesMaaku
- What's your podcast about?dopepope
- nicebklyndroobeki
- nice... congrats, man!PonyBoy
- podcast can be found here
http://www.vantagepo…autoflavour
- PonyBoy0
I was 10 years old when Buckner let it slip between his legs.
- mg330
We have chalkboard walls all over our office and people have gone haywire with bizarre things. Help me out: What is the strangest topic I can create a bulleted list of items within. I was thinking "Karate Moves to Remember Always" and list Kick, Punch, Roundhouse, etc. - and slowly add to the list.
Any other crazy ideas?
- 5 point exploding heart techniqueduckseason
- v********
- Special moves list
http://streetfighter…HAYZ1LLLA - Monkey Steals The Peach
http://monkeystealst…Al_dizzle - Things you can stick pubes in to make look like they have a head of hair********
- ^ lol - that will do it.fadein11
- fuck lists, do a map of a cat
https://scepticemia.…uan - 15 ways to dispose of human corpses********
- The psychopath trait identification checklist********
- First crazy idea is putting chalkboard walls up in an office with computers. We have one chalk wall here, featuring a fine multicoloured dust around the floor.detritus
- Things that will get you fired:bainbridge
- Things not to say out loud at work:bainbridge
- Coworkers you want to sleep with:bainbridge
- Reference some Bart Simpson chalkboard-isms.stoplying
- ********0
