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The girl I'm dating says thank you after sex and spells 'your' instead of 'you're'. I can't take much more.
- 'your welcome'imbecile
- 1st Set problems.fadein11
- Yurimon is a girl?!!!********
- I know this type. Strange one. Not one for relationships.********
- PIITB********
- lol @imbecileMiguex
- "thank you for you're sex"chukkaphob
- you have sex?fadein11
- lol, they thank each other, shake hands and immediately get dressed********
- I think they are dressed to begin with.********
- Date someone who doesn't like sex.bainbridge
- If you think saying thank you after sex is normal then you're a cringeworthy cunt as well lol. Maybe I should introduce you********
- She says "thank you" after you had paid I guess.nbq
- So the girl you are dating is a "cringeworthy cunt" in your eyes? Why are you dating her?fadein11
- haha, set you azzpinkfloyd
- Does she say it with sarcasm while rolling her eyes?ETM
- Lol "mai sex probs... That i have... Cause i have sex. Believe dat"cannonball1978
- Christ some of you are retards, haha.********
- Thinking that mentioning sex is a way of proving that you have sex says far more about you and your mindset than it does mine. Lolz to that********
- A polite imbecile.wagshaft
- HAY GUYS I HAD SEXernexbcn
- See my previous comment regarding your mindset********
- your mad?ernexbcn
- Thanks for sharing it with us********
- I've had sex at least five times. I'm a pro********
- Lolmad? You had sex right? And she said thank you so u mist be good bro even though she sucks? Forehanded complaint?cannonball1978
- I mean personally i hate it when chicks complain about how huge mai cack is. Get over it. And stop orgasming so loud lolcannonball1978
- #kyjellypinkfloyd
- Cannonball, I'm sorry you have self esteem issues.********
- Don't listen to the haters set. They are jealous because you are making the sex and they are not. Congratulations brother.********
- I hope you find you're dream girl with less manners and better grammar.cannonball1978
- so is she the one?yurimon
- she is one of a few********
- you wasting time broh?yurimon
- put a ring on "they're" fingerchukkaphob
- Is she ESL?bklyndroobeki
- Nothing wrong with playing the field********
- https://i.imgur.com/…********
- ...English as Second Languagebklyndroobeki
- Yea I had to google that. No of course she isn't.********
- She types 'would of' and 'to' instead of 'too' as well. IT'S A LIVING HELL I TELL YOU. HELP ME********
- #justcannonballprobl...imbecile
- LOL
To me, knowing how much you love grammar, she sounds like your soulmate tbh.bklyndroobeki - I dated someone who'd txt, "Having a gud day?" would drive me to the brink. Funny, how years later, I might think it's kind of cute.bklyndroobeki
- There's a quote by one of my fave authors that changed my mind about how others use the language. I'll put it in the quote someone thread once I find it.bklyndroobeki
- #myhuegecock********
- ********2
I'm looking to leave Miami pretty soon and gain some worldly knowledge. Any ideas where to go?
- southuan
- hmmmm********
- somewhere more like real life perhaps?fadein11
- Cubaduckseason
- India, find a gurupinkfloyd
- i don't like people who went indian for some yoga lesson and came back all spiritual... ugh...pango
- http://www.qbn.com/t…reanimate
- madagascarCGN
- ********-5
Her pussy smell like scotch tape.
- or just scotchsarahfailin
- no********
- maxi padscarabin
- ^smartypinkfloyd
- ********0
I have an odd feeling that 'Hotline Bling' might finally be the last auto-tune hit. End of a generation.
- ********0
- o_Odetritus
- Awesome innit?********
- Worst Engrish Evautopian
- why doesn't she get a respectable job somewhere like McDonalds or Amazon?fadein11
- He is lost in the sauce, she is lost in the game. Sad shit********
- lol so much nigga and hoes. my brain couldn't compute.pango
- hey, i got a pro tip for you pango, if you wouldn't say it in real life don't say it on the internet either********
- ^Dis hoe.
There's a big differen between calling somebody a nigga and simply highlighting the fact that said word is used in every other sentence in a text.******** - and you are another internet faker who would never say that shit in real life, much less say that shit to me********
- As a black man, I use the word nigga on the daily basis. But you're right, I would never use that word with you. Hoe!********
- This is a heart warming story about two girls bonding over their hoeism but you still had to bring your bullshit into it.********
- here's a super pro tip for you, cunt.
context matter.
https://www.youtube.…pango - Noobs avoid anything all together. it's the pro who gets away saying those word.pango
- i just read all of that. i feel dumber than i did when i startedautoflavour
- Lol, playing pretend on the internet I see, gee isn't that nice. Yes yes, call me all the names you'd like, you trolls gonna troll********
- You're the idiot taking this off-topic (trolling). I took the bait so here I am.********
- You gotta know the rule to break the rule. Apparently you don't know the rule.pango
- http://youtu.be/9uvJ…pango
- playing pretend is fun if you are that kind of fake person i guess. we all know that neither of you says that shit except on the internet, carry on fakers********
- "We all know..." Do you know me? "Playing pretend" holy shit! Hypocrisy comes out of you words after wordspango
- Sounds like you're a little kid trying to pretend tough on the Internet. You should really look up to me. I admit I'm fucking juvenile and I thrive with it.pango
- Quit letting your ego do the talking. Seek the truth and truth will set you free. Free like an eagle soaring in the sky!pango
- you are afflicted with a condition known as verbal diarrhea. there is no cure for someone whose condition has been left untreated for so long. it is terminal********
- I see you have it too. If you can't beat us. Join us!
One of us! One of us!pango - Admit it you were acting like a 5 years old "ewwww he said a bad word" with out understanding the context.pango
- Bitches be trippin'.
Everyday day, all day.******** - The context is that you are a small Asian man with bleach blonde hair who lives in Canada and thinks he can casually use American save era racial epithets.********
- *slave era********
- He wasn't even using them you dunce. Do you really need this explained? I can hold your hand and walk you through it if that's what yout need.********
- And what does him being asian have fuck to do with it you racist cunt?********
- A kind reminder that you turned a hoe story into some racial shit.********
- I'm sure you can think up a million reasons why casually throwing around racial slurs is just fine********
- I didn't turn it into anything. I reminded a little Asian guy to watch his mouth and you trolls went berzerk********
- Little Asian is a tautology. At least show some intelligence when throwing racial slurs around.********
- Haha oh boy. So now I'm the one using racial slurs cause I pointed out that pango is short and Asian. Lol wow. You are too stuck on stupid for me to even bother********
- Yep, don't even bother.
I'm still here to hold your stupid ass hand.******** - Hope you are having lots of fun being a dickless troll, you remind me a lot of monospaced. See ya later sucker********
- Just remember that this was nothing more than an entertaining hoe story to begin with.********
- And that pango was criticizing the overuse of nigga and hoe.********
- Which word did I say? Can you spell it out? Lolpango
- How the hell you know I'm short?! You racist!pango
- gilga: you done facked up brah. At least have the balls to admit it since you're so obsessed about your manhood.********
- As a black man, I find this brand of online chest thumping particularly insulting.********
- Ya! Listen to the black guy!
oOoOoOo you black right?pango - Of course. Although I don't why that should even be an issue.
Gilgamush is a disgrace.******** - Bitches be playing the race card like we're on some playground pokemon shit.********
- Talkin shit though bitch can't even afford Greyhound fare to cross the border. Bitch be better off riding deez nuts.********
- We're witnessing a new age in literature. Zola is breaking new ground but bitches gotta call attention to themselves in order to put other people's work down.********
- maquito0
I've been working for many clients' 2016 Brand Plans.
In Powerpoint.
For the last 3 weeks.
Uninterruptedly.
I hate my life.- Oof. I know this pain...duckseason
- http://2.bp.blogspot…maquito
- kill Microsoft********
- ********0
I really don't want to convince anyone that I care about them anymore.
Just take my shit or go.
- bad day?fadein11
- Why not take your shit AND go?duckseason
- Nm... read that wrong... move alongduckseason
- this love shit is for the dogs , man********
- let the truth set you free.********
- 45 years old?Ben99
- ^^ let Set free the truthGnash
- sarahfailin5
I wanna throw a house party and invite all you crazy fuckers to it!
- I'm busy that day. I have... a thing.i_monk
- Sausage party.wagshaft
- http://i.imgur.com/s…PonyBoy
- i'm downbklyndroobeki
- I ate alreadypinkfloyd
- iWoodmoldero
- I would.pango
- I'll bring the whips and chains.iCanHazQBN
- I'll bring Vaselinepango
- http://i.imgur.com/m…pango
- http://i.imgur.com/E…********
- http://i.imgur.com/V…********
- Sure. Just post up the date and address details ....microkorg
- Can I bring my mum?dee-dubs
- lol. ya dee-dubs. she'll be the only lady there. i'll try to invite some womensarahfailin
- I'm in. I can gather some hot loose women as well. At least I think i can. Wait, who am i kidding. i can only bring more guys.capn_ron
- you pay the flights, im thereautoflavour
- Gonna be a great party: http://s3.amazonaws.…chukkaphob
- i_monk0
Any idea why my font list in Illustrator looks like this?
When I scroll over them they display properly, then disappear again.
- Not sure. Search how to delete font cache?pango
- Too many fonts installed? I know it sucks, but try putting all the fonts you don't use regularly in a folder @font manager and deactivate them. It may solve itmaquito
- or more easily, simply disable them so you don't have to fuss with a single folder and fuck up your file systemmonospaced
- I only have system fonts + the 10-15 fonts I use regularly. Any extra fonts go to the "misc" folder, which is deactivated unless needed :)maquito
- Tons of system fonts are just for language support. You can easily disable a vast majority unless you are typesetting in a foreign language.monospaced
- trash the prefsBen99
- set your computer on fire.pango
- lol pangoMrT
- I thought my computer was on fire for a minute********
- I have exactly the same problem here.. Since I updated to OS X El CapitanTzooj
- I haven't updated yet.i_monk
- Turned off font previews and it's fine now.i_monk
- maquito0
- Yea. I think this'll be my next phone. Looks good... and only £200********
- i heard the OP2 is not as good as the OPO. imo, the OPO was best before any of the system updates. killer batt. life. zero problemssarahfailin
- OPX only can have 16 gb memory. that's a deal breaker for me. http://www.theverge.…sarahfailin
- "It also contains a microSD slot, a first for OnePlus, for expandable storage up to 128GB"********
- ^ohhhh snap! deal un-broken!!sarahfailin
- Yea. I think this'll be my next phone. Looks good... and only £200
- juanluisgarcia0
I just realized haven't looked through the newstoday feed since the redesign. That was half the reason I would visit qbn...
- what's the other half?chukkaphob
- you know what it isjuanluisgarcia
- http://i.kinja-img.c…chukkaphob
- ahaha jackie chilesjuanluisgarcia
- drgs-4
justin bieber has grown up to be handsome young man, no homo
- whenever someone used to say no homo i would yell in their face MAX HOMO********
- ^ homo detected********
- ^Guy who is unsure of his sexuality detected********
- Oh you********
- *with the help of steroids.dorf
- Thinking about beiber is homo. The fact that you think he's hot just confirms it.MrT
- If I was gay, I would knowdrgs
- ^ lol********
- whenever someone used to say no homo i would yell in their face MAX HOMO
- bklyndroobeki0
the waiting period is hard.
- You're not the father.wagshaft
- soon, you will have your semi automatic weapon.. too bad you cant shoot the internetautoflavour
- lol, thanks you guysbklyndroobeki
- hope you get the job! :)sarahfailin
- LOL autoflavour. "Too bad you can't shoot the internet" is gold.********
- you're the best sarahfailin!bklyndroobeki
- 1 week is a long enough wait, probably. Gotta practice moving on in this arena.bklyndroobeki
- "We really like you, but we changed things around this quarter, maybe next year?" o__Obklyndroobeki
- ********0
I need a strategy.
- remove pants before using toiletautoflavour
- Maybe?********
- clear your mind for 5 minutes-- guaranteed to work-- then get to writing on zenpen.io, don't stop til your hand falls off even if it's gibbrishbklyndroobeki
- pants: one leg at a time.sarahfailin
- lol autoscarabin
- pinkfloyd0
How does one carry stuff around with a suit? A backpack or messenger bag? Will it ruin the shoulders?
- Suit case with handle.pango
- a valet, of course.Gnash
- Unzip and hang it from your big ass dick.********
- ^ https://i.imgur.com/…pango
- :-) You complete me********
- Gym bag it ispinkfloyd
- lol Pangomoldero
- Let it hang bro, let it hang.********
- have a boy servant carry everything for youscarabin
- https://upload.wikim…********
- JD Sports bag on backfadein11
- I love your insistence on UK-only jokes
=D******** - Round my neck.MrT
- scarabin0
funny how on netflix "top pics for spike" has the same titles as "newly added" and it's usually garbage i would never watch
i see what you're doing there, netflix
- It alway suggest me video it know i wont like!! It know i would give it one star yet it suggest to me! wth!pango
- My top picks the other week were all children's shows lol********
- I *love* that My List is now at the very bottom, past the anime and Movies With Strong Female Leads.i_monk
- i will not watch bojack horseman.sarahfailin
- ^ right??scarabin
- GeorgesII0
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- ya totally man.pango
- Downvotes for an epic monologue from and awesome film? C'mon, QBN. Really? :-|chukkaphob
- Makes me want to watch it again.MrT
- didn't I illustrate this problem in the conspiracy thread, sigh. ..georgesIII
