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- sarahfailin2
conversation held by a brilliant 7 year old with her invisible friend, recorded by my friend:
"I've been in heaven, it's disgusting. Yucky dead body skins blood everywhere on every single cloud and most of all violence. And like the heaven God, he chopped us in half, then we had to go to heaven number two and God there is pretty much the same...until you get to heaven 1,000 where there is not as much violence, blood only one one cloud, nothings chopped in half and no dead body skins anywhere. BUT there is a cave where God dies, so he has to go back to earth....life is asposed to be crazy!! If I had to change one thing about the world I'd want there to be more pokemon in this world....6 is my favorite number."
- wowmonospaced
- Just as validbezoar
- Drugs did thisBennn
- link to vid plsgarbage
- Yucky Dead Body Skins
my new band name.futurefood - by 'recorded' i mean she typed the words as the girl was talking.sarahfailin
- accurately describes life, and brings it into afterlife: we are never satiated.fourth
- Hayoth-6
have you guys ever used legal zoom?
how many of you have created LLC for your freelance business?
- bklyndroobeki0
...when i meet someone & they try to get me to talk about myself, more than i'd like to, i want to run
- I ask the questions.
Unless it's an even playing field. I walk away.bklyndroobeki
- I ask the questions.
- stoplying4
Just started reading "Ready Player One" last night. So far, so good.
Spielberg is supposedly directing a fim version due out in '18.- it is a fun read, overload of geek reference. it also hit very close to what VR may become, i think.BabySnakes
- ********0
Do you call it a Cell phone or Mobile phone?
- I'm in north murica. So... Cell phone.pango
- We call them phones and the phone is the part of it we never use.Bennn
- ^duckseason
- just phonescarabin
- call it ziggy.yurimon
- in germany its called a Handy..
because, you know.. its handy to haveautoflavour - phonedbloc
- Cellmaquito
- phonePonyBoy
- cant say..because I am not english..but I say telefoon = telephonesureshot
- natel, that's how they are called in switzerland.uan
- mobildrgs
- phonesection_014
- mobileAmicus
- juanluisgarcia1
I can't even remember what the previous version of qbn looked like.
- autoflavour0
urgh.. i hate negotiating..
had a meeting today, told them my day rate.. they ummed and aghed..
came back with an offer that is basically would see me do 2 days work in 1 day..
i would like the work, but im not doing it for cheap..
i dont owe them anything..- Yeah don't do it. They'll never raise your rate for the next project. Ideally they hire someone junior and learn their less, you get what you pay for.instrmntl
- lesson*instrmntl
- Would you do 2 days for 1.5+ days pay? Perhaps you can counteroffer... do some dick'rin'! (tell them a 50% discount is too much... maybe counteroffer @ 90%)PonyBoy
- I hated it too until I realized how many times I was boned because I didn't negotiate.studderine
- ^ boned as in ___?********
- Stick by your rate or round down, but don't give in. If they like your work and you think that's how much you're worth, leave it at that.********
- Boned as in making less. Boned as in doing more for nothing. Don't give 'em a chance to take advantage—they will.studderine
- pango5
Bought a thermos bottle the other day. And I find my self complaining that it works too well... 5 hours later my coffee is still too hot to drink...
- bezoar3
Saw Black Sabbath tonight and had to shit during 2nd song. Moments from shitting my qt taquito, another guy barrels in the next stall and pukes. Then I hear another guy say, "It smells like the walking dead." Good times.
- Bennn1
OMG! That new Pentax full frame has everything i want in camera!
> https://photographylife.com/pent…
> http://petapixel.com/2016/02/17/…At super decent price for a full frame!
- pinkfloyd0
Apparently the best way to deal with bullies is punching them in the fucken face.
- yepBennn
- crap. i don't need to spend money.garbage
- crap. wrong thread.garbage
- lolpinkfloyd
- "Pinches For:" thread?Krassy
- usually gets them to stopGnash
- No™the_reverend
- yup. in a short moment i was a bully, then some picked on kid punched me in the guts. felt bad, moved on, grew up.inteliboy
- i recall when i was in kindergarden an older kid was fucking with me, i threw sand in his eyes and then kicked him in the shin, was last time he put hands on me********
- lolmonospaced
- story time?mekk
- First day of "high school" got bullied, had a fight, broke his nose, never got picked on again. YEY.robthelad
- everyone knows the best way is to put a bullet between their eyesmonospaced
- It doesnt work if they are the po po.yurimon
- inteliboy3
/rant
spent so many years working towards directing and now in this transient life of epic 3-4 week jobs..... then all those people i work with intensely go away, and back to reality. really weird. really fucked up.
/rant.
- ********1
If you stare at the checked background of a transparent photoshop document for more than about 60 seconds, then look around - the world appears pixelated.
Thought I was having some sort of meta stroke for a second.
- i heard if you see pixels after staring at a transparent psd that it means you crave poll, you hairy english manskank
:DPonyBoy - *polePonyBoy
- lol fuck I've been rumbled********
- lolmonospaced
- So set learned the word meta today********
- i heard if you see pixels after staring at a transparent psd that it means you crave poll, you hairy english manskank
- drgs-5
one of my colleagues has had breast reduction
im taking sick leave for the rest of the month
- instrmntl0
Having fun researching palindromes...
Yo, banana boy!
- Do Geese See God?imbecile
- go hang a salami
im a lasagna hogsarahfailin - madam I'm Adam_niko
- titMrT
- ^ good one.sarahfailin
- Rise to vote, sirjagara
- Bennn0
- well, not surprising considering our dollar.Gnash
- Fuck!pango
- even the fixed 50's ...hehehehe hehehebklyndroobeki
- stoplying0
Califon, Oct. 26, 2015: Person said: “I received a call from (509) 215-5607 claiming to be the IRS, and that a lawsuit was being filed against us. It gave the above number as a number to return their call. When I called back to ask to be removed from their call list, a male operator said he would remove our number if I would spend the night in bed with him.”
- then what********
- "ok but no touching"bainbridge
- the IRS is always looking to fuck you in the ass********
- then what
