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    my right nipple is hard because my headphone cord keeps rubbing it

  • Maaku0

    It's been 3 weeks.
    Watcha think?

    • yummymoldero
    • you stole scarabin's finger?sarahfailin
    • Very fashion forward.pango
    • Btw you gonna die very soon...pango
    • See a doc?monospaced
    • looks like it's about finally fall offPonyBoy
    • lol, it doesn't hurt anymore, I'm just waiting for the nail to fall off. I give it a week.Maaku
    • Holy Jesus that is disgustinggarbage
  • bklyndroobeki2

    Yesterday, I watched someone walk away with hundreds of thousands to give to a startup... all because the founder was 45+ mins late to a meeting.

    Crushingly humble when they left the building... never seen anything like it.

    REMINDER: Be on time for everything.

    • give = *investbklyndroobeki
    • Ouch...I still can't see how some really horrible ideas/apps are able to raise 200K+Maaku
    • Ouch is right.
      I'm sure the investor thought it was a valuable co., I believe it was more than an app (health-tech company) but not sure.
      bklyndroobeki
    • solid reminder to not be late for any thing _ ever, no matter how "small" i believe the thing to be.bklyndroobeki
    • It's called being responsible. Some people never learn. Shame.sea_sea
  • pango0

    Deathboy
    You need to buy some nip guards.
    https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B0…

  • HijoDMaite5

    Maaku

    Soon...

  • shellie3

    I'm flying to Tampa Florida for the weekend. I'm totally stressed about not having any weed as I absolutely smoke every day to cure my crippling insomnia. No chill :(

    The laws about marijuana in most states is pure trash.

    • Im sure you can find some in Tampa
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    • I'm a little sketched out copping weed on the streets of a city I don't know. Seems risky for a lady.shellie
    • yeah, true. maybe you will bump into it
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    • I totally feel your pain. I started traveling with a little wax, and then just pick up a $11 atomizer for a g-pen at a local smoke shop when this happens to me.monospaced
    • I once got back from europe with a gram of hash and a lighter in my tee-shirt pocket, didn't realize it till I got back through logan. That was pre 9/11 though
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    • some wax in a little wax paper folded up in my wallet has never been an issuemonospaced
    • go to a dive bar and talk to people, i bet someone will hook you up.sarahfailin
    • I thought weed like alcohol can actually cause insomnia by creating a dependency where the body look for that trigger to sleep.
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  • mekk2

    Finally! This week was a fucking mess. Starting a new job in May and the replacement I train atm is horrible to work with.

    • sucks! what makes them bad to work with?bklyndroobeki
    • total bureaucrat and wants to change everything, yet is here for only a few days.mekk
    • Jeezebklyndroobeki
    • yeah, maybe I can teach her how to be a bit more uncomplicated before I leave..mekk
    • ^ :) i like that.bklyndroobeki
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    "Today we got a serious complaint letter from one of our team members saying that his food is disappearing from the fridge for the second time in a row!!!
    Please do not steal or take other people's food without permission unless it has been expired ( sitting in the fridge for a week or more)
    Also please clean the table in the lunch room after eating-someone always leaves dirty and unfinished dishes there!"

    - Boss

    • http://usvsth3m.com/…
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    • No guarantee other people in the same ethnic group won't get offended. But it's also like "hey I'm not calling you a cunt. I'm calling all of us cunt"pango
    • Fuck! Sry wrong post...pango
  • bklyndroobeki-1

    In need of a good TED/talk to make me cry hard. Pls list your faves for waterworks.

    • Lolsea_sea
    • ^ sea, hilarious, somehow I knew you would reply with an LOL!bklyndroobeki
    • I loled cause no one responded and you're request is awesome. :D I wish I had one to share.sea_sea
    • When I want to get a good cry in, I go straight to the "army dad's come home compilation" videos. wahh-wahh city! LOLOLsea_sea
    • LOL!
      sea you're the best!
      bklyndroobeki
    • xo ;)sea_sea
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  • moldero2

    working on a Sunday while the stupid beach keeps teasing my through my window.

    • fuck you and your beach! go spear some dinnerGnash
    • I wishmoldero
    • Just think 'bout next week when it will all be done and you'll be sitting in that hammock drinking out of a coconut with a little umbrella.sea_sea
    • Cause that's what we all picture your life to be like. Lolssea_sea
    • Is the video about how good the kids can turn left?pango
    • @sea: I'm allergic to coconut & next week I start working on some kind of mermaid footage
      @pango: yes!
      moldero
    • @moldero I am sorry to hear that you are allergic to coconuts, but I do like your lifestyle.sureshot
    • Mis-playing with UI's.
      Went into the industry to use them, ended up making them!! Looks a fun project your working on
      mugwart
  • cbass990

    what are your thoughts on this?

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/6-3…

    • http://izquotes.com/…yurimon
    • like we all go to church and follow the laws of religion :) it's ridiculous fearmongering propaganda, isn't it?uan
    • also...what about the chinese? didn't they implement a 1 child policy for years...nontheless successfully climbed to one of the strongest world powers?uan
    • Its actual statistics. if its true than im sure the world will be very progressive.yurimon
  • HijoDMaite0

    I need to pick one and stick with it, So do we have a final verdict?

    Tidal = best sound quality?

    Spotify = largest library?

    Apple music = ?

    • Amazon Music is the best deal.
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    • as long as you are a Prime member
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    • Wait what? Seriously?HijoDMaite
    • Tidal's claim of "best quality" is a bunch of bullshit!utopian
    • http://www.qbn.com/r…utopian
    • Audiophile friend of mine was testing it a few weeks back and he thinks it's better than Spotify. I'll have to check with him again.HijoDMaite
    • Let's say for "shits and giggles" that the sound quality from Tidal is superior. Do you really think that your ears can hear the difference?utopian
    • ...or that the digital sound systems and speakers that you are listening to can decipher the difference in sound quality?utopian
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    just startled a decent sized rat fucking around in my pantry, time to get a cat

    • are you sure that it wasn't a mouse?utopian
    • you know ted cruz?GeorgesII
    • Yea, it was a rat for sure, after work today I'm going to put together a bucket trap and drown them all
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    • bucket trap...monospaced
    • Is your Google not working
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    • lolmonospaced
  • mekk11

    Starting a new job in May. It'll be my first bigger gig, this is a Magento studio with some very talented developers and I join as a creative director digital dude.

    Gonna be my first key role, I am the first designer there and am tasked to control the whole creative output and add the design value to the projects. Maybe later train some more designers.

    I'm so damn happy! Also shitting my pants already.

    • exercise the anxiety away and focus on the futureimbecile
    • yoo mekk, best of luck to you!!GeorgesII
    • thx man!mekk
    • $$$$$$$$$$$
      CONGRATS!
      $$$$$$$$$$$
      Maaku
    • Moving on up
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    • a CDDD position. excellent :)Gnash
    • Congratulations!martinadolfsson
    • best of luckd_gitale
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    So, neighbor's flat was or is on fire this morning, just a typical Monday.

    • Sending our prayers.
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    • I think they are alive, I was already at work. neighbor sent me a text with this image. already called insurance company. I am on bottom floor to the right pic
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    • Are you sure your appartment is OK? Hope your paintings didn't catch on fire.
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    • paintings secure, that was my thought as well. I have some stored at my parents place too.
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    • oh.... I'm sorrymonospaced
    • that's horrible!utopian
    • electrical wiring apparently o^O
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    • ouch. hope it ended better than it looks like it may have.Gnash
  • drgs1

    good morning!

  • Ctrlx1

    I am just coming out of a 11 year relationship. Been seperated for 7 months. I just met somebody. Is it too soon?

    • Different for everyone but, yes, probably too soon.studderine
    • If you don't miss the other person and you're happy with the new one, it's not too soon.Maaku
    • Life is short.
      7 month doubly so.
      Not too soon.
      pango
    • Only if you feel emotions of your past relationship is in the way. for example if you compare or think about your past relationship while with the other person.yurimon
    • or if your actions are based on your past relationship. if you feel clear and no emotional baggage then prob clear.yurimon
    • no.. get back on that ponyautoflavour
    • depends how it ended. I started best relationship ever had after a 10 year marriage ended. I mourned & broke before the end though.
      So what Yurimon said.
      mugwart
    • Also congrats hope it goes well.mugwart
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    We have a bullshit artist and troll amongst us QBNers!

    So, neighbor's flat was or is on fire this morning, just a typical Monday.

    Apparently your "flat" when up in smoke a year ago not today!

    August 15th 2015, 5:15 pm EDT

    Chief: Fire at District at The Summit caused by smoking materials.

    Links to original story of apartment from last August.

    http://www.wbrc.com/story/297953…

    http://www.nbc12.com/story/29795…

    • And I am certain that your mug photo is fake a s well.
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    • Oh wow! This is so elaborate. Congrats Yurimon!chukkaphob
    • No problem Chukka, I'm a team player.
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    • lol!!! this is his girlfriend then:
      http://i.istockimg.c…
      _niko
    • fine work inspector utopian. fine work indeed
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    • @Drumpf, you forgot to reply to me from your drake-von-drake or yurimon accounts. LOL.chukkaphob
    • cum_cloth what are you talking about?
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    • Yuri_Von_Cum_Cloth (Same Troll)utopian
  • bainbridge-7

    A new person is kind of joining one friend group I have. We've hung out.

    I just found out he's 10 years older than me. My perception of him totally changed. He seems like a loser now, trying to hang out with younger people.

    • How old are you?bklyndroobeki
    • Why would age matter to you if there is a chemistry with the group? is there a basis for you're perception? right now it appears completely superficial unlessyurimon
    • there is something more going on. I personally wouldnt care boot age. only would care boot any major character problemsyurimon
    • I know 26 y/o who go golfing or sport with 40–50 y/o's. So what, so long as there is an exchange of information and substance...bklyndroobeki
    • What are we here for if we let age limit us to genuine and noble connections?bklyndroobeki
    • perhaps he hunts your women.Gnash
    • also. i know couples in super (married 6+ yrs) who are 10yrs apart.bklyndroobeki
    • For a time i almost never hang out with people younger than me. Till I found a group of freshly graduated art school girls. lolpango