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    my right nipple is hard because my headphone cord keeps rubbing it

  • Maaku0

    It's been 3 weeks.
    Watcha think?

    • yummymoldero
    • you stole scarabin's finger?sarahfailin
    • Very fashion forward.pango
    • Btw you gonna die very soon...pango
    • See a doc?monospaced
    • looks like it's about finally fall offPonyBoy
    • lol, it doesn't hurt anymore, I'm just waiting for the nail to fall off. I give it a week.Maaku
    • Holy Jesus that is disgustinggarbage
    • cover that shit up!inteliboy
    • keep us updated
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    • you can do better! here's some inspiration: http://alldaychic.co…chukkaphob
    • why didnt you bleed that thing? hot needle, poke hole, release the pressure from blood...slinky
    • visit the chick of the day thread and call me in the morningpinkfloyd
    • http://onlinecigarsh…Al_dizzle
    • Yep, time to eat it.mg33
    • @slinky, I did it! Maybe a little too late, but it did work :)Maaku
    • fucking ouchdbloc
    • cut it offsublocked
    • Post video of removalbezoar
    • That nail didn't fall off yet? Geez. Its coming, soon.Bennn
    • Change your socks and drink some water
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    • if you don't amputate soon, you'll loose the entire hand.
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    • lol sarah@ "you stole scarabin's finger?"sureshot
    • hurts like hell when it happens! might be too late for the hot needle as all the blood seems dry but worth it. poke a few holes in it.umbee54
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    • < http://starecat.com/…
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  • bklyndroobeki2

    Yesterday, I watched someone walk away with hundreds of thousands to give to a startup... all because the founder was 45+ mins late to a meeting.

    Crushingly humble when they left the building... never seen anything like it.

    REMINDER: Be on time for everything.

    • give = *investbklyndroobeki
    • Ouch...I still can't see how some really horrible ideas/apps are able to raise 200K+Maaku
    • Ouch is right.
      I'm sure the investor thought it was a valuable co., I believe it was more than an app (health-tech company) but not sure.
      bklyndroobeki
    • solid reminder to not be late for any thing _ ever, no matter how "small" i believe the thing to be.bklyndroobeki
    • It's called being responsible. Some people never learn. Shame.sea_sea
  • pango0

    Deathboy
    You need to buy some nip guards.
    https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B0…

  • HijoDMaite5

    Maaku

    Soon...

  • shellie3

    I'm flying to Tampa Florida for the weekend. I'm totally stressed about not having any weed as I absolutely smoke every day to cure my crippling insomnia. No chill :(

    The laws about marijuana in most states is pure trash.

    • Im sure you can find some in Tampa
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    • I'm a little sketched out copping weed on the streets of a city I don't know. Seems risky for a lady.shellie
    • yeah, true. maybe you will bump into it
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    • I totally feel your pain. I started traveling with a little wax, and then just pick up a $11 atomizer for a g-pen at a local smoke shop when this happens to me.monospaced
    • I once got back from europe with a gram of hash and a lighter in my tee-shirt pocket, didn't realize it till I got back through logan. That was pre 9/11 though
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    • some wax in a little wax paper folded up in my wallet has never been an issuemonospaced
    • go to a dive bar and talk to people, i bet someone will hook you up.sarahfailin
    • I thought weed like alcohol can actually cause insomnia by creating a dependency where the body look for that trigger to sleep.
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    • it does, deathboy, which is probably why shellie's stressin'monospaced
    • I didn't smoke until I was 24 and the years leading up to that we're so sleepless. People have said I've completely changed. I'd be on sleeping pills otherwise.shellie
    • Sleeping pills scare me. Anyone else have natural tips/tricks I'm all ears! Definitely headed to a dive bar to look for stoners rn tho good call.shellie
    • You've probably tried everything but take valerian root, drink chamomile, and find a book or other relaxing activity that shuts your brain off not stimulate it.SteveJobs
    • shellie, could you get a medical card for the future?bklyndroobeki
    • Valerian root caps work for me as well. Hope you get some sleep.sea_sea
    • I've never tried that sea. I'm headed to a Heath store rn. Camomile is my life juice. Absolutely no screens 30 mins b4 bed.shellie
    • Just missed you
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    • I had insomnia up until the day I had kids. Weed sounds like less of a hassle.Gnash
  • mekk2

    Finally! This week was a fucking mess. Starting a new job in May and the replacement I train atm is horrible to work with.

    • sucks! what makes them bad to work with?bklyndroobeki
    • total bureaucrat and wants to change everything, yet is here for only a few days.mekk
    • Jeezebklyndroobeki
    • yeah, maybe I can teach her how to be a bit more uncomplicated before I leave..mekk
    • ^ :) i like that.bklyndroobeki
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    "Today we got a serious complaint letter from one of our team members saying that his food is disappearing from the fridge for the second time in a row!!!
    Please do not steal or take other people's food without permission unless it has been expired ( sitting in the fridge for a week or more)
    Also please clean the table in the lunch room after eating-someone always leaves dirty and unfinished dishes there!"

    - Boss

    • http://usvsth3m.com/…
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    • No guarantee other people in the same ethnic group won't get offended. But it's also like "hey I'm not calling you a cunt. I'm calling all of us cunt"pango
    • Fuck! Sry wrong post...pango
  • bklyndroobeki-1

    In need of a good TED/talk to make me cry hard. Pls list your faves for waterworks.

    • Lolsea_sea
    • ^ sea, hilarious, somehow I knew you would reply with an LOL!bklyndroobeki
    • I loled cause no one responded and you're request is awesome. :D I wish I had one to share.sea_sea
    • When I want to get a good cry in, I go straight to the "army dad's come home compilation" videos. wahh-wahh city! LOLOLsea_sea
    • LOL!
      sea you're the best!
      bklyndroobeki
    • xo ;)sea_sea
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  • moldero2

    working on a Sunday while the stupid beach keeps teasing my through my window.

    • fuck you and your beach! go spear some dinnerGnash
    • I wishmoldero
    • Just think 'bout next week when it will all be done and you'll be sitting in that hammock drinking out of a coconut with a little umbrella.sea_sea
    • Cause that's what we all picture your life to be like. Lolssea_sea
    • Is the video about how good the kids can turn left?pango
    • @sea: I'm allergic to coconut & next week I start working on some kind of mermaid footage
      @pango: yes!
      moldero
    • @moldero I am sorry to hear that you are allergic to coconuts, but I do like your lifestyle.sureshot
    • Mis-playing with UI's.
      Went into the industry to use them, ended up making them!! Looks a fun project your working on
      mugwart
    • Also doing the Sunday thing... http://i.imgur.com/0…jamesjohnston
    • ^ damn, what's that?moldero
    • Flame.jamesjohnston
    • Nice to see someone else working with film.jamesjohnston
  • cbass990

    what are your thoughts on this?

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/6-3…

    • http://izquotes.com/…yurimon
    • like we all go to church and follow the laws of religion :) it's ridiculous fearmongering propaganda, isn't it?uan
    • also...what about the chinese? didn't they implement a 1 child policy for years...nontheless successfully climbed to one of the strongest world powers?uan
    • Its actual statistics. if its true than im sure the world will be very progressive.yurimon
  • HijoDMaite0

    I need to pick one and stick with it, So do we have a final verdict?

    Tidal = best sound quality?

    Spotify = largest library?

    Apple music = ?

    • Amazon Music is the best deal.
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    • as long as you are a Prime member
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    • Wait what? Seriously?HijoDMaite
    • Tidal's claim of "best quality" is a bunch of bullshit!utopian
    • http://www.qbn.com/r…utopian
    • Audiophile friend of mine was testing it a few weeks back and he thinks it's better than Spotify. I'll have to check with him again.HijoDMaite
    • Let's say for "shits and giggles" that the sound quality from Tidal is superior. Do you really think that your ears can hear the difference?utopian
    • ...or that the digital sound systems and speakers that you are listening to can decipher the difference in sound quality?utopian
    • Prob not. Lets see in car it's bluetooth through phone or siriusxm. At work its phone using data and earbuds. And home its vinyl or phone and bluetooth speaker.HijoDMaite
    • On my equipment utopian it's incredibly obvious. Spotify sounds shitty compared to my less compressed sources. No contest.monospaced
    • all streaming services use lossy codecs. If you really care about audio quality then you gotta buy a CD/SACD or vinyl.mekk
    • @mekk, that's correct! CD quality at least to get a real dynamic range and claritymonospaced
    • I like Apple music cos it's easy. Spotify's interface is awful. Tidal is well... I dunno what it's supposed to be.inteliboy
    • Google music?pango
    • I like Spotify because they curate the best stuff aimed at discovery and have the best playlists. Interface doesn't bother me.monospaced
    • Antifreeze them offers offline listening?pango
    • *any of them...pango
    • Lol pango how did "any" become "antifreeze" hahahHijoDMaite
    • iPhone man... I have no idea...pango
    • Spotify. By far the best library. I have Tidal, but i miss Spotify.jagara
    • Rdio is underrated!jagara
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    just startled a decent sized rat fucking around in my pantry, time to get a cat

    • are you sure that it wasn't a mouse?utopian
    • you know ted cruz?GeorgesII
    • Yea, it was a rat for sure, after work today I'm going to put together a bucket trap and drown them all
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    • bucket trap...monospaced
    • Is your Google not working
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    • lolmonospaced
  • mekk11

    Starting a new job in May. It'll be my first bigger gig, this is a Magento studio with some very talented developers and I join as a creative director digital dude.

    Gonna be my first key role, I am the first designer there and am tasked to control the whole creative output and add the design value to the projects. Maybe later train some more designers.

    I'm so damn happy! Also shitting my pants already.

    • exercise the anxiety away and focus on the futureimbecile
    • yoo mekk, best of luck to you!!GeorgesII
    • thx man!mekk
    • $$$$$$$$$$$
      CONGRATS!
      $$$$$$$$$$$
      Maaku
    • Moving on up
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    • a CDDD position. excellent :)Gnash
    • Congratulations!martinadolfsson
    • best of luckd_gitale
    • noice wan bruvvamicrokorg
    • I was in 1st year of art school when I signed up for NT here.. Now I'm almost a real CD - thanks boys & girls! You're awesome!mekk
    • Congrats! Onward!Krassy
    • sweet!moldero
    • amazing - good luck. what sort of stuff you developing?mugwart
    • eCommerce sites with magentomekk
    • at first I thought you were working the the x-menGnash
    • Say goodbye to QBN!desmo
    • @desmo has a pint. @mekk, it's been real.chukkaphob
    • $$$$$$$$$$$
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    • good luck dudesighost
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    So, neighbor's flat was or is on fire this morning, just a typical Monday.

    • Sending our prayers.
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    • I think they are alive, I was already at work. neighbor sent me a text with this image. already called insurance company. I am on bottom floor to the right pic
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    • Are you sure your appartment is OK? Hope your paintings didn't catch on fire.
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    • paintings secure, that was my thought as well. I have some stored at my parents place too.
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    • oh.... I'm sorrymonospaced
    • that's horrible!utopian
    • electrical wiring apparently o^O
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    • ouch. hope it ended better than it looks like it may have.Gnash
    • So how much do you pay for a cardboard house?Maaku
    • Looks like something went wrong.iCanHazQBN
    • What a fraud! and troll you are!
      http://www.wbrc.com/…
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    • new mixtape?chukkaphob
    • never met anyone outside of the uk who calls an apartment a flat. . .
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    • Fuck you drumpf, I could have DIED ASSHOLE!
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    • Cocksucker, it's a different fire MORON!!
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    • Same fire, same photo, different day?
      http://www.wbrc.com/…
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    • Such a lying bullshitter you are, you just got busted for trolling!
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    • Hey idiot, there is no picture dope
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    • Now back to your fucking fake username and made up home city cunt
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    • http://i.imgur.com/8…
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    • cool find.
      @drake. why post photos from a year ago pretend its today?
      pango
    • yeah, why did you make this up, drake?monospaced
    • Spice up the blog dude. It actually really did happen though, just not this morning.
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    • "This morning"...pango
    • Yeah, this morning in the same way the birth of the universe was just last week.face_melter
  • drgs1

    good morning!

  • Ctrlx1

    I am just coming out of a 11 year relationship. Been seperated for 7 months. I just met somebody. Is it too soon?

    • Different for everyone but, yes, probably too soon.studderine
    • If you don't miss the other person and you're happy with the new one, it's not too soon.Maaku
    • Life is short.
      7 month doubly so.
      Not too soon.
      pango
    • Only if you feel emotions of your past relationship is in the way. for example if you compare or think about your past relationship while with the other person.yurimon
    • or if your actions are based on your past relationship. if you feel clear and no emotional baggage then prob clear.yurimon
    • no.. get back on that ponyautoflavour
    • depends how it ended. I started best relationship ever had after a 10 year marriage ended. I mourned & broke before the end though.
      So what Yurimon said.
      mugwart
    • Also congrats hope it goes well.mugwart
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    We have a bullshit artist and troll amongst us QBNers!

    So, neighbor's flat was or is on fire this morning, just a typical Monday.

    Apparently your "flat" when up in smoke a year ago not today!

    August 15th 2015, 5:15 pm EDT

    Chief: Fire at District at The Summit caused by smoking materials.

    Links to original story of apartment from last August.

    http://www.wbrc.com/story/297953…

    http://www.nbc12.com/story/29795…

    • And I am certain that your mug photo is fake a s well.
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    • Oh wow! This is so elaborate. Congrats Yurimon!chukkaphob
    • No problem Chukka, I'm a team player.
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    • lol!!! this is his girlfriend then:
      http://i.istockimg.c…
      _niko
    • fine work inspector utopian. fine work indeed
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    • @Drumpf, you forgot to reply to me from your drake-von-drake or yurimon accounts. LOL.chukkaphob
    • cum_cloth what are you talking about?
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    • Yuri_Von_Cum_Cloth (Same Troll)utopian
    • Funny how you think that I am drumpf....if I have something to say I will post it as utopian.utopian
    • http://i.imgur.com/T…utopian
    • @utopian you're forgetting he's also Drumpf! Yurimon is all 4:

      Yurimon=drake-vondra...
      chukkaphob
    • Yurimon = drake-von-drake = Drumpf = terry_clothchukkaphob
    • na, utopian is drumpf. it's pretty obvious
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    • considering that utopian/drumpf finds the time to shit on yuri every time he says something, it's pretty clear what's going on here
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    • basic passive aggressive nerd rage
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    • I am Drake von Drake!!!
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    • Your also an idiot Drumpf, those stories are ancient, this just happened idiot
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    • Your name is DRUMPF you tollbag. Troll versus fake user. Jfc!!!
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    • Why do you need so much attention? You just have been busted, for an outright lie and a fraudulent story.
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    • How do you explain the same exact photos taken a year apart? You can't.
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    • http://i.imgur.com/8…
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    • Different day, big fucking deal, you win a fucking award CUNTface.
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    • you seem mad. you mad bro? yeah, you madmonospaced
    • I would not do the multi account thing. its lame. and to fake a fire story is extra lame. So please leave me out of your childhood regressions.yurimon
    • So, I fibbed about the fucking date, to spice up the blog. Woo hoo fucking doo...
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    • dude, you are in england. talmbout lasses and flats, it's all good guy, be you, no need to front. i appreciate your well thought out discourse in certain thread
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    • -s and people like your art if in fact it is yours. you don't have to be the bell of the ball, take a lil break and come back without the need to impress every
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    • -body. these guys are a bunch of self admitted cunty nerds, you don't gotta try so hard
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    • *if in fact it is yours.pango
    • My flat is no longer in flames! Blog, blog, blog, blog, blog, blog.......
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    • How do you know where he lives, terry?monospaced
    • nobody in the history of alabama has called an apartment a flat, that's a british thing. drumpf=drakevdrake=u...
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    • ...topian=raminsky= petty people, i have lost interest in these shenanigans. see yall later
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    • Finally!! Lolpango
    • You don't know Alabama well Terry cloth. I wasn't born here dude
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    • Nobody in the history of Ashby de la Zouch ever had a neighbor, that's an American thing.MrT
    • smh at all of this
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    • People got to much time on their hands. Holy fucking hell on wheels.lvl_13
    • I often wonder how sad the lives of these guys must be to dedicate so much time into all this... clear sociopath behavior.sofakingback
    • or more accurately, this place is full of sadist and masochist.sofakingback
    • This changes everything!
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    • Americans dont call apartments flat. Troll bewon kenobiHayoth
    • Fuck me. This went south fast.Continuity
    • Tragic
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    • there's some sad souls around this 'partsinteliboy
    • You've done made me proud drake-von-drake.
      MQGA
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    • Haha... coming from a guy named Drumpf. Jesus fucking Christ. If you think I'm bad, think about that retard
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    • You've created a username after Donald Trump's true surname and then use it like you're am official person, yet I'm the TROLL. Lmfao!!!
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    • yes you're a troll :\pango
    • "Well, obviously, we have a bullshit artist and troll amongst us QBNers!"
      Am I the only one that read this in Antoine Dodson's voice?
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    • OH jesus fucking christ, 90% of you have a made up name, with absolutely no picture and no home town. I'm from UTOPIA RIGHT!1
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    • Jesus, name is Christian and I live in Dallas, TX. Happy?Maaku
    • My name is Tony and I'm here to say I love QBN in a major way.
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    • My name is Jim. I live in Detroit.monospaced
    • Great, my name is Jared and I live in Alabama. Happy? Regardless, don't sit around acting like you have all this personal shit out there. BS
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    • who are you talking to?monospaced
    • You know I'm not Jim, right? You know that's a joke, right? You know that everyone on QBN knows my name and personal shit about me, right?monospaced
    • I don't give a fuck either way
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    • The easiest way to tell when someone has multiple usernames is this; the other usernames will quickly chime in and respond to the threadkona
    • it never fails.kona
    • and, they all talk (write) exactly the samekona
    • By that logic Drumpf is chukkaphob.
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    • HA HA
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    • This is seriously the most boring thread I have ever read on QBN. Congrats on not having a job.garbage
    • This thread is fucking weird.Continuity
    • I'M WINNING THE THREAD WARS!
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    • Jim/Monospaced is a Detroit legend. Nearly everyone here knows him, his job title, his salary, and whether or not he gets some benefits.nb
    • @kona touché!chukkaphob
    • @drake-von-drake
      Well, you're clearly not here to make friends so you might as well win.
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    • Where's my ignore button? :(pango
    • @pango
      It's in our head but just like the browser version it doesn't work anymore.
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    • Why post this drake? Trying to get sympathy votes? When you posted your painting we(me) actually like you.pango
    • Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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    • A bizarre and rather pitiful cry for an attention
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    • Ziiiiooooooomg
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    • @pango obviously not his paintings eitherchukkaphob
  • bainbridge-7

    A new person is kind of joining one friend group I have. We've hung out.

    I just found out he's 10 years older than me. My perception of him totally changed. He seems like a loser now, trying to hang out with younger people.

    • How old are you?bklyndroobeki
    • Why would age matter to you if there is a chemistry with the group? is there a basis for you're perception? right now it appears completely superficial unlessyurimon
    • there is something more going on. I personally wouldnt care boot age. only would care boot any major character problemsyurimon
    • I know 26 y/o who go golfing or sport with 40–50 y/o's. So what, so long as there is an exchange of information and substance...bklyndroobeki
    • What are we here for if we let age limit us to genuine and noble connections?bklyndroobeki
    • perhaps he hunts your women.Gnash
    • also. i know couples in super (married 6+ yrs) who are 10yrs apart.bklyndroobeki
    • For a time i almost never hang out with people younger than me. Till I found a group of freshly graduated art school girls. lolpango
    • He probably thinks you need to grow up.MrT
    • so far my acquaintances age demographic ranges like this.
      -5 < me < +20
      pango
    • Two of my good friends are 15 years older than me. Age is irrelevant once you're over about 25
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    • Age is irrelevant full stop, really.
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    • art school girls ftw, pangoGnash
    • pango - you winbklyndroobeki
    • Sounds like you're quite immature.detritus
    • Don't think you're talking about me. but if you are. TOTALLY! :Dpango
    • my group ranges from 18-80yurimon
    • You missed 80 to 1000 age range...pango