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- yurimon4
Just curious, So you meet and chat with a dude at a party or a social event. This person is chill, nice and funny and you build some rapport. You find you have some things in common and exchange numbers to chill or hangout. he then proceeds to tell you hes yurimon. what do you do?
- netflix and chill********
- Stop self-obsessing?detritus
- just a survey deyurimon
- offer a blowjob by the dumpster outback, then delete the phone numberautoflavour
- nothing until the endless texts about trump and invitations to go to church with him every day start rolling in, then deletescarabin
- Accept what he says - if he chatted to you at a party he must be you.fadein11
- lol. i avoid political, religious discussion in real life.yurimon
- then we coolscarabin
- I look at the date and realize that's he's a funny guy but not really yurimon.********
- would debunk immediatelymonospaced
- @yurimon what do you mean "in real life?" This here QBN is as real of a life as it gets.chukkaphob
- ^ not internet virtual life. we are an abstract on here.yurimon
- irl == a setting in which he can get punched for the shit he saysscarabin
- you're one of few folks on here who don't have the balls to attach what you say here to who you are. because of that i'm positive you're fine in personscarabin
- @scarabin touchéchukkaphob
- life online was "different" back in the day when people didn't know how to use the internet; it's 2016! life online = life on the street!chukkaphob
- I would but the blur between professional life and what you say online is ballsucking no bueno. if i did the commentary for a living, id be all up with my grillyurimon
- shots. i just curious boot few things, is why i posted the question.yurimon
- you probably ought to stick with english before attempting slang.
what did you just say?scarabin - LOLchukkaphob
- LOL Best joke yurimon ever made.pango
- i lol'edbklyndroobeki
- Good God you're the most conceited fuck I've ever come across, and I've been around.********
- I've spent decades with myself********
- set, "you dont know what its like to be ghetto" -bernie sandersyurimon
- Yurimon, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son". -Dean Vernon Wormer********
- You remove the rabid squirrel from your trousers and call it a night.futurefood
- @yurimon
Recognizing you're a cunt online while thinking you're not one IRL makes you an even greater cunt.******** - what if you guise are really the cunts and your perception is not aligned with universal moral principles. just sayin.yurimon
- but that wasnt the question now wasnt it.yurimon
- That's a loaded what if.pango
- "what if you guise are really the cunts and your perception is not aligned with universal moral principles. just sayin."********
- Surely even a demi wit such as your fine self can see how utterly, utterly awful and cuntworthy you sounded with that quote. Surely. Surely..********
- I guess that's the beauty of delusion, you're always right in your own head, no matter how ridiculous your explanation to why is. Don't change broseph********
- reversed.yurimon
- alot left to assumptions me amigo.yurimon
- it could have been easily said about yourself in your expression. lets stick to the subject here. no ego.yurimon
- the subject was an ego-driven question to begin with.scarabin
- not really.yurimon
- you're too self-unaware to see it and too deluded to admit it so it's pointless arguing. have a nice life, mate. hope it all works out for you.scarabin
- Guess you all didn't follow the progression of his joke. Let your egos get in the way of aligning with the universal morals. Fackin up brohmonospaced
- im not arguing. just clarifying your misconception. good day sirs. question is in the mind of the beholder. it was pretty straight forwardyurimon
- seems qbn drinks hateraid every dayyurimon
- for breakfast!!!!pango
- netflix and chill
- autoflavour1
one of those days.. i just want to smash everyfuckingthing i see..
seriously.i dont think drugs, porn and alcohol will even fix it
- in the long run, it doesn't matter.cbass99
- yep - I know what you mean...fadein11
- https://www.youtube.…scarabin
- @scarabin haha! that's awesome!chukkaphob
- pango4
Did nothing productive at work today. Been just messing around with every staffs photo on the about page.
and my boss is ok with it. lol- I probably did 2 hours of workmonospaced
- it's 4:12pm nowmonospaced
- like a summer friday.bklyndroobeki
- you guys must have officesbklyndroobeki
- Nobody was here today.monospaced
- You guys actually are getting a day off today. but nobody bothered to tell you.
"April fools!!!"pango - made 4 hero slides... boss ate it up...1hr of work maybe********
- face_melter1
Just saw a flyer for a new tour by Deftones - they have Refused as support which is why I noticed it - but something about it was off - then I remembered it's a leap year - the Deftones singer is skinny again.
- utopian1
The average person lives 27,375 days
For example, if you are 25 years old, you have 18,250 days to live (27,375 days – 9,125 (because 365 x 25 = 9,125)).
If you are 50 and average, you have 9,125 days left to live.
If you are 65, you have 3,650 days left to live.
- ********2
So I just had a pasty. It's 2am and I'm drunk and I've been out all night and I'm on the train home. I've just had a pasty and it was fucking horrible. How?
When you're drunk and you've been out all night, even a mcdonalds or the arse end of a refugee kebab tastes good, but somehow this pasty still tasted like shit.
It tasted like charity shop. It tasted like I just licked the 40 year old suede three piece sofa of a school friends Nan.
- Fuck you Cornwall********
- Hahahamonospaced
- Pasties can be nasties.inteliboy
- stay away from ladders.utopian
- http://tinyurl.com/6…utopian
- chunder mateyurimon
- https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- its name isn't exactly appetizingscarabin
- People fucking love them over here. Nasty stodgy rancid cunts. Pasty's are horrible too.********
- unless you say tasty pasty together.yurimon
- nahhh...... it doesn't work like that.....pango
- @utopian! That fucken link!!! I clicked on it 4 times already in the last 2 days. Fuck!pango
- Shitty hot pockets.monospaced
- It doesn't rhyme with tasty haha.********
- Fuck you Cornwall
- bklyndroobeki1
What's
THE THING
that tends to come up
9 times out of 10
of each extensive convo
you have w/ someone new?- "What do you do?"
Alway trying to come up with something new and ridiculous when people ask that question.pango - Don't label me bro. I'm not what I do, I'm who I am.********
- ^^ I always say that I edit military training films for a livingGnash
- cowboy bebopscarabin
- They inevitably try to get me to watch some stupid 2 hr conspiracy video and then ask me "why is this not true?"monospaced
- Besides that: where do you live?monospaced
- That I only want to take photos of them sleeping - not to steal anything from the house, masturbate, or do anything weird.face_melter
- Oh, you mean normal daytime conversation?
"Why did you move to Sweden?"
Guaranteed. Every single fucking time.face_melter - Who are you?
and
What are you doing here?futurefood - I'm a talent mngr and tour mngr so when I'm out chillin I'm usually w/someone recognizable. I lie about what I do when off the clock.shellie
- Folks tend to like speaking about their rent with me. Actually no, it's not too damn high...bklyndroobeki
- Other times (often times) it's often less about work and rent and more about hobbies, sports and things to do around the city.bklyndroobeki
- "Where are your pants?!"pango
- hahabklyndroobeki
- "You. Are. Amazing! How do you do it?!"detritus
- "What do you do?"
- dorf3
I'll leave this here
https://sixtyeightkay.bandcamp.c…- That is the voice of that one Arby's guy who was interviewed after a car busted into the restaurant right?monospaced
- should have done more autotune.
https://www.youtube.…pango - this guy is like a news crew chaser...
https://www.youtube.…pango - the satan interview goes from satan to being lonely and masturbating to victoria secret catalogs.dorf
- The house that beef built! Lolfuturefood
- pango7
COFFEEEE!!!!! O_O!!!
- so THAAAT'S what's going on w/ you!bklyndroobeki
- My coffee is very strong... Maybe a bit too strong...pango
- COFFEE WAS INVENTED BY THE CIA!!pango
- and the the malayanssureshot
- scarabin0
arg. done all i can do on this gameboy thing i'm building. just waiting on parts from china now so i can do the final bit. they don't get here till late april... the wait is gonna kill me
- ********0
I own around 100 tee shirts and a bunch of nice clothes and pants, but I wear the same 12 shirts and 4 pairs of pants almost every day. I think I'm partially afraid to get all my other "new" clothes dirty and worn, and am happy to wear the same clothes into the ground and not have to worry about them.
- are you like those people who collects shoes and never wear them?pango
- ^ I used to have around 8 pairs of sneakers, but now I buy one every years and just wear it to death.********
- me too, but without the 100 shirts. My 12 shirts are all grey and black, people probably think I wear the same shirt every day.mekk
- Same here... 2 pairs of jeans and a ton of black shirts, but at least 20 pairs of shoes!! and as much i wear 3 pairs (i call it Imelda Marcos Syndrome)OBBTKN
- That's a shitload of pants to be wearing every day.garbage
- Ugh, I barely have any clothes. I think I rotate through 15 shirts and 3 pairs of pants these days.monospaced
- mekk0
- yep!scarabin
- been wanting something like this since i was a kid looking at psx builds by ben heck. super gratifying finally doing it :)scarabin
- mine has more buttons though, so it supports more consolesscarabin
- like this one? http://imgur.com/a/8…mekk
- yeah but without the shitty 3d printed casescarabin
- that dude's game is on point though... custom PCB and everything. nicely donescarabin
- ********1
Woke up this morning at about 7am. Felt fine, chucked a load of sheets in the washing machine then came and got back in to bed. As I lay down I felt the most good awful pain in my core... At first it felt like kidney pain but it's also my diaphragm and liver area. I literally can't get up out of bed or even turn over, it's absolute and complete agony haha - Wtf...
At least I can reach my phone and last night's joint in the ash tray.
Hopefully it eases up soon otherwise I fear this might be it.
- Don't die homie, QBN needs you.
Get well.******** - appendix? won't go away with pot and sleep. get well soonuan
- go see a doctor.uan
- all jokes aside..go see a doc homie.sureshot
- It's eased up a bit, I'm up and about but fuck me does it hurt. Not good. Pretty sure it's not my appendix at least.********
- That pasty's still inside, and now it's eating you.detritus
- pasty? what do you eat on daily basis? you still alive?yurimon
- you need to find a nice young lass to take care of you broh.yurimon
- Kidney stone?stoplying
- it's the pasty. Severe heartburn and maybe acid reflux. appendix pain would be lower.Gnash
- Drink water********
- Drink water lol thanks doctor tezza********
- Definitely not heartburn. I think I might have strained my kidneys or diaphragm with an odd maneuver. It hurt like no one********
- Though very possible that pasty has reformed in to it's original shape somewhere in my intestines********
- Drink water and change socks. Fixes everything********
- http://static.fjcdn.…pango
- I blame the pasty. Feel better.garbage
- The opening line inspired me to write some rap...see_thru
- So it was relentless all of yesterday, was hoping it would ease up by this morning but it's still utterly debilitating...********
- My girlfriend is trying to force me to go to A&E but I don't want to. I think I probably should, but I don't want to.********
- Just go man.********
- A&E?Gnash
- It's your appendix. The pain from a burst appendix can be deferred anywhere in your core. I know because mine burst three years ago.i_monk
- damn, monk.Gnash
- Sceptic shock can kill you********
- It's not my appendix********
- Went to hospital yesterday... they reckon I've pulled a muscle haha, wtf. Really doesn't feel like muscle pain but good news at least.********
- At 7am I was thinking I might have to reevaluate my life and almost certainly stop drinking, by 7pm I was back in the pub.********
- hernia? did they do an ultrasound?Gnash
- All they did was a urine test. It was all a bit blasé. The pain is easing up now anyway.********
- period cramps?Gnash
- cack muscleyurimon
- Don't die homie, QBN needs you.
- Maaku0
Wish it was 6:00 already
- Krassy7
Is there an Elon Musk thread on QBN? Can't find one. I found the Tesla and Space X ones... but not a dedicated one to Elon Musk himself. Should I start one? He deserves his own thread. The guys is one of the most important humans of our lifetime.
- *guyKrassy
- please no. he's a very successful crony.********
- If we can have a Health, Dentist & Floss thread I say why not?********
- @deathboy please explainKrassy
- in short it's because he has focused on sectors that largely operate off public subsidies. But orazal is right why not. There are dick cheney ones too.********
- He's focusing on projects that affect the general public. Are the public subsidies a driving force behind his projects, or is it the other way around?Krassy
- Are you questioning his motives? Regardless of his contributions? Not sure I follow.Krassy
- i would give him credit if he actually produced a cost effective, better alt to something. but so far its just exp subs products for rich ppl to feel good about********
- motives and products********
- I think its money first. Think he understand that we have been taught that anything green = good regardless of end results. And he's using that successfully.********
- And the government has created a nice 40 billion dollar market for solar alone. Why not take a piece and say u have good intentions of bettering the world********
- why i prefer to focus on end results and not good intentions********
- Interesting perspective. Thanks for elaborating.Krassy
- Lol at important person. How is he important, he is a playboy making toys for other playboys. Who's life has he impacted positively********
- It's "whose" not "who's"
I'm sure Elon Musk knows the difference, although that's not the part that makes him important.Krassy - Yes yes, autocorrect got me, aren't you smart. Would you flex your intellect some more for me and answer the question********
- NP Krassy. thanks for being civil. im from reno so a lot of the gov policies directly effect me. some interesting stuff going on with solar subs and nvenergy********
- @deathboy I love hearing an honest and educated opinion, especially coming from someone who's directly affected by policy making. Thank YOU!Krassy
- As a matter of fact, the reason why I was looking to post about Elon Musk is what's happening...Krassy
- ...in Sparks, Nevada - right next door to Reno: http://www.techinsid…Krassy
- ah nice. yea there is a lot more of local economic factors that usually get disregarded in the aspirational largeness of the project.********
- like the national news usually doesn't mention that the project hasn't met any econ projections. and scope already changing a little bit to use it for data********
- or how the jobs it created go to out of state workers in hotels. or how the "tesla effect" has help increase rent prices. and even talks of adding a state tax.********
- personally i think sandoval is monument building for his own prestige. The future is goign to suck with these obligations. We cant pay goldman back on the bonds********
- for lowering the rails underground. it is all well intended but i think tis gonna backfire********
- @deathboy Interesting. Thanks again for the insight from that locals perspective!Krassy
- Yup, good stuff, I learned something new********
- ********4
talking politics sucks because you have to filter through so much character assassination and fear-based bullshit just to get to constructive issue-tackling.
It's just like going through your email without having a spam filter... it isn't easy.
- mg332
Just realized that there's been someone sitting in a hotel room window across the street from our office, on the 10th floor, just staring out the window all day. I noticed them several times earlier today, but just now realized they haven't moved, and they're really creeping me out. It's almost like they're looking right at me, from like 80 yards away. They don't even turn their head. So weird.
- mannequin?pango
- No, they've made slight movements, but it's like they're staring straight into one of our windows.mg33
- I think I've seen this movie. Does not end well for your character.monospaced
- ThievesOBBTKN
- moon them???capn_ron
- what capn saidpango
- How often do you look out the window? Maybe it's a crazy coincidence -- they go up to the window and look out at the exact times you look out the window. LOLchukkaphob
- Now THAT'S a movie! ^ what say you, @mono? Seen that one?chukkaphob
- @mg33 ...and maybe he's thinking the same thing you are "man, every time I look out the window, there's this guy across the street staring at me. Creeps me out"chukkaphob
- Yeah, but I'm at my desk at work, and they're literally sitting in a hotel room window.mg33
- http://www.doseoffun…scarabin
- Whats the longest lens you have with you?HijoDMaite
- @scarabin LOLchukkaphob
- Maybe you're dead and it's you********
- pics!garbage
- ********-2
- Bennn0
Sigur Ros North American tour 2016!
Check it out. The best show I've ever seen was a Sigur Ros concert.
09/19 Vancouver, BC @ Queen Elizabeth Theatre
09/20 Seattle, WA @ Paramount Theatre
09/21 Portland, OR @ Keller Auditorium
09/23 San Diego, CA @ Copley Hall
09/24 Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Bowl (* with support act, TBA)
09/26 Salt Lake City, UT @ Kingsbury Hall
09/27 Denver, CO @ Paramount Theatre
09/29 Minneapolis, MN @ Orpheum Theatre
09/30 Chicago, IL @ Chicago Theatre
10/01 Detroit, MI @ Fox Theater
10/03 Toronto, ON @ Massey Hall
10/05 New York, NY @ Radio City Music Hall
10/06 Brooklyn, NY @ Kings Theatre
10/08 Philadelphia, PA @ Academy of Music
10/10 Asheville, NC @ Thomas Wolfe Auditorium
10/12 Kansas City, MO @ Midland Theatre
10/14 Phoenix, AZ @ Orpheum Theatre- I've seen em a few times. Appreciate them but would never say it was a top 10 show. Be honest they are a little boring.monospaced
- First stop vancouver!!!pango
- Ok, one of the best shows i've ever seen.Bennn
- shit... I... fuck... ... this is hard to say...
... I...
I agree with... mono. :)PonyBoy - lol, sorry, I love Sigur Rós as much as anyone, but in concert he kinda sounds like a coyote that won't stop howlingmonospaced
- and NIN does a/v way bettermonospaced
- YEAH NIN!!!pango
- I like everything.....pango
- They're doing this tour as a 3 piece, reworking old songs, some new stuff. Should be interesting. Been a while since I've seen them.mg33
- FYI: UK fans? They're playing Bristol on 23rd June.Morning_star
- Going to the San Diego show. Saw them at the exact same venue in 2008 and also had the rare treat of watching them soundcheck...and meeting them in person.Krassy
- Seeing them the day after my b-day. Dope!Krassy
- pas de Montreal? WTF!nbq
- i know, no MTLBennn
- haha—they're coming here to PHX but not Montreal—that is a little off—although ASU is here so it makes a 'little' sense. I've seen them 5+ times... got my fillPonyBoy
- imbecile0
A girl I've been on a date with once and texted with occasionally, sent me a picture of herself in bed last night.
I saved it from the messages and went to access it from my photos this morning.
In all its Apple glory, the photo she took with her iPhone, just added itself to my camera roll... and map.
I can see either where she, or the person's whose bed she was in when she took the photo, lives.
Feature not a bug.
- Yeah, geo-location is on by default. Pernicious feature than should only be opt-in rather than having to manually disable it.face_melter
- you should make a map and present it to her on her birthday when shes older. places she slept. interactive time line,yurimon
