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- bklyndroobeki0
- "Not take what other people put on the table as your only choices" <bklyndroobeki
- OBBTKN0
Watching a video of Dosnoventa tatooed guys riding madly fast his fixed bikes is fun as stupid... come on kids, get a derailleur
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When you are in a room full of white people and all they are calling themselves is niggers, you just have to laugh.
What a time.
- Whiggers? I don't get why anyone calling them self either...pango
- it's called Miami.********
- bklyndroobeki0
from wework...
hmmm
welive.com/- no thankscbass99
- looks interesting...unlimi... beer********
- I'd show up looking like http://media.gq.com/…bklyndroobeki
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I tried to go to Zaxby's for dinner last night. For those of you that don't know Zaxby's it's a southern thing in the USA. Actually, probably some of the freshest around and is a competitor to Chik-fil-A.Anyway, I walk in behind a fucking girl's tennis team (about 30 of them) and they took forever and bought a ton of food. I waited and waited and waited (for about 30 minutes), I really wanted Zaxby's.
Finally, my turn to order. Chick goes, "Sir, we're sorry but that group bought us out of chicken, plus we're closed." I said, "how the fuck is that? I sat here and waited and was in the store."
No manager in site, dude was outside smoking a joint, because I could smell it and saw them.
Moral of the story, don't follow a chick tennis team into a fast food joint with 20 minutes before closing, avoid Zaxby's, especially with pot head managers that don't care.
:-(
- the fact that you waited that long is hilarious.cbass99
- waiting 30 minutes to order chicken while a restaurant is trying to close is probably the biggest stoner move I've ever heard ofmonospaced
- plot twist: the tennis team overheard your plight, invited you to their sorority for some of the chicken and later, a massive orgy_niko
- yes, I am a fucking loser for even thinking I would win. I LOSE AGAIN. *SIGH********
- @_niko, yes they were in their early 20's and busting out of their tennis outfits. FUCK, I also walked out with a boner and nowhere to put it.********
- don't eat chicken!sarahfailin
- I didn't********
- utopian0
Gone Baby Gone!
- scarabin0
is it rude to have your seat back on an airplane for the whole flight or extended periods of time?
- It is the airlines fault for squeezing people into their planes like sardines.utopian
- it's not rudemonospaced
- Ya I usually just have my seat back and fall asleep for entire flight. Unless there's on flight meal.pango
- No, but it is rude to sit and fart for the entirety of a flight, which a gigantic woman did beside me once on a flight back from DC. So disgusting.mg33
- She had on tight stonewashed jean shorts, and all the hair follicles in her thighs looked like they were ready to blast off like missiles from the skin tension.mg33
- At one point the smell was so overpowering that I had to breathe through my jacket sleeve as I tried to use it and the window as a pillow.mg33
- And that only made me laugh uncontrollably, just observing the situation I was in.mg33
- I got society back though. A few years later I ate brussels sprouts and broccoli and whey protein before a flight to get society back for what she did to me.mg33
- lolscarabin
- i always leave mine back but wondered if i was being "that guy" or notscarabin
- i mean you only get an additional inch anywayscarabin
- Just remember, the person behind you can do the same thing, unless they're at the very back.mg33
- You're fine as long as you don't do this: http://www.qbn.com/r…Krassy
- i have to disagree. I think it is rude to leave the seat back for the whole flight. But utopian is right that it's the airlines fault.Gnash
- but I'm 6'4" so it's an issue for meGnash
- I find it more comfortable to sit up straight. But I'm 6'3" and have some back issues and I fly pretty often.stoplying
- I find it more rude when someone is getting out of their seat and they pull the back of your seat to get up. Use the fucking armrest, lazy!stoplying
- Not rude. But I wouldn't do it... I think i'd ask the person behind me if they're OK constantlybklyndroobeki
- I hate when people put their seat back on me on plane. You'd be 'that guy' for me scarabin.Bennn
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boss man just left for 14 days... never seen my coworkers so happy in my life
- bklyndroobeki0
Need QBN stat,
break room conversations about TV shows
I am at a loss.What should be on my bucket list?
- For conversation purpose. "Making a murder"pango
- binge watching this wkndbklyndroobeki
- pango... is that a real tv show?bklyndroobeki
- wait... sorry... "making a murderer"
https://www.youtube.…pango - documentary.pango
- Sometimes I loathe the fact that TV shows are the only thing I can connect on with my co-workers.Al_dizzle
- Al, sports is another. I think I'm OK in that arena, no pun. Mostly I ask lots of questions for connection.bklyndroobeki
- did you see that ludicrous display last night? https://www.youtube.…_niko
- that's just cause no one is comfortable talking in the office about all the drugs they did last weekendsarahfailin
- Father Dowling Mysteries
Spiral (v. good French police procedural)
Tractor Wars (don't know if that's a thing = just made it up tbh)face_melter - i think it's actually a thing... but unfortunately not a tv show.pango
- Oh god.face_melter
- Thanks you guys!bklyndroobeki
- Real housewives! You'll stop that convo real quick. Lolsea_sea
- bklyndroobeki0
When does self-depreciation, work for good?
- comedymonospaced
- It's a fine line from being humble.pango
- when you splice it with a commasarahfailin
- when in scarabins basementyurimon
- what mono said. it's also good self-defense against ridicule. noone will make fun of a person that makes fun of themself harder********
- when you have name like yurimon********
- yurimon, master of self-defecationscarabin
- I do it all the time..makes life more funsureshot
- pango0
11:55pm... still at work.... fuckity fuck fuck...
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I hadn't looked at the COTD in a long time. A freedom vs chukkaphob thread would be nice.
- chukka wins. freedom v marychain would be a better matchup.sarahfailin
- That's the spirit!********
- I beat all.********
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/07/as…
"if you don't like it , don't read it."
sounds like something written in QBN.
- sarahfailin0
i beat jury duty. they asked "does anyone have a problem with the criminal justice system generally?" and I raised my hand of course. how could you NOT have a problem with it?
i told them i still wanted to serve, although the whole deal of personal responsibility for another person's fate when you judge them guilty or innocent is to me, and I think should be to anyone, a deeply troubling issue.
the prosecuting attorney released me. too thoughtful a juror never did any good for a prosecutor.
- it's a shame that they don't want intelligence.********
- jury duty is awesome, why would you not want to be on it? Ugh, you prefer to go to work?monospaced
- i wanted to be on it. but i also wanted to be honest. i honestly downplayed my concerns quite a bit. i used to work on a prisoner reentry program.sarahfailin
- Depends on the trial. If the state wants a quick conviction and you fit the demographic likely to convict, you would have been picked.IRNlun6
- I dont know if id want to be judged by mono or sarah.yurimon
- i think prob wear a bernie button just incase.yurimon
- you would want to be judged by me yuri. i'd probably let you go just to keep you out of the prison system. unless you're a serial murderer. one murder is oksarahfailin
- I've been foreman on two serious jury trials. Great experiences both times.monospaced
- I went in with jury nullification knowledge but didnt have to use it.yurimon
- "I'd make a great juror because I can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them." Problem solved! :)nb
- it's a shame that they don't want intelligence.
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second time someone has stole my food from the company fridge..
- pango7
Forgot to bring my lunch to work today... So I kinda sort of just took somebody's lunch from the fridge... I was too hungry... Feeling kind of guilty right now...
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- put a note on the remains of the lunch and offer to buy them lunch. that's the only honorable thing to do.sarahfailin
- oh wait, i'm understanding all of this now.sarahfailin
- McDonald's?********
- https://s-media-cach…Krassy
- cmon pango.... lunch to work? There´s plenty of places downtown to grab lunch.VectorMasked
- http://www.qbn.com/r…
Ha I gotta save money man. It's free when it's someone else's lunch! Lolpango - Where do you go for lunch? I mostly go Tinseltown food court or meat and bread or few other ramen place.pango
- Lol @sarah.pango
- well when you're feeling a bit hungry, you should grab a snack.dbloc
- Words to live by.pango
- Als I've done it twice now... :(
http://cdn1.theodyss…pango - you jerkoff!stoplying
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To Everyone:
I've noticed this is the second time I have had my food “accidentally” taken without my permission from the refrigerator. I understand once but twice is really repetitive. I shouldn't have to put my name on my food, people should just not take food from the company fridge that does not belong to them, pretty simple. In this case it was a rather expensive salad from Pitchoun that I found someone has not only got into but left the remains on the company table. Please refrain from taking food from the fridge that isn't yours.
Thank you.
- you looked around it has to be thrown out somewhere? if you are lucky the time frame of someone eating is not from when you noticed. next time do a hidden camyurimon
- meaning there is time frame of someone eating no cameras in caf?yurimon
- english plz********
- He's saying either to set up a hidden cam and spy on the room, or tap into the cameras that record surveillance of the room. Obviously he's never had a job.monospaced
- Lol at English please********
- explain that whomever is eating the lunch is getting dosed with the hormones you're taking for your transitionGnash
- ...that you prefer your estrogen on greensGnash
- do want american english or british virgin islands english?yurimon
- https://s-media-cach…Krassy
- lol@gnash********
- LOL English pleasepango
- Do you work with pango?bezoar
- Sure, put your name/date on it. This way whomever cleans the fridge knows not to chuck it.bklyndroobeki
- http://cdn1.theodyss…pango
- On monday take in a cheese and shit sandwich.detritus
- wank in your next salad, wait for the culprit to eat it again, send a company email stating what you did... Then wait for fastest person to run to the toilet.necromation
- Yes. Morning everyone, just to let you all know I wanked in to the salad in the fridge today.********
- ..at least, I think it was my saladdetritus
