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  • Ramanisky22

    Hand 2.

    2 hands later I'm priced in to a $15 raise .. Along with 5 others

    Flop

    A24 all hearts

    Original pre flop raiser swings out with $50 ... All folds to me

    I call

    Turn
    A24 9 of spades

    He bets $75

    I call

    River
    A24 9 K of clubs

    He checks

    I bet $250

    He thinks forever .....
    and calls

    Him - only shows an A

    Me - 3 5 Hearts

  • Ramanisky22

    very next hand New Dealer sits down ....
    says "hello, hows everyone doing?"

    "great", "great", "excellent" ....

    Hand 3.

    Guy raises pre-flop to $35

    I'm the only caller and we are heads up

    Flop
    Q10K

    He leads with $75

    I call

    Turn

    Q10K 10

    He bets $135

    I call

    River
    Q10K10 Q

    He checks

    I bet $200

    He folds pocket 'AA' face up while saying "you hit a Q on the river"

    and I show him ..............

    .... pocket 10's

    The table erupts.

    HOLY FAACK.

  • monospaced0

    I hope you were able to walk away and pocket some of those winnings.

    • absolutely ... could have played more on Sunday afternoon but decided to head back home with my winnings.Ramanisky2
    • Were you in a tournament, or just a sit and go table?monospaced
    • it was a $2/$5 cash game.Ramanisky2
    • plus the AC in my townhouse is busted and that shit's gonna cost me in the neighborhood of $5,000 so this $$ will def help.Ramanisky2
  • mg332

    LOLZ @ the guy who wanted me to shoot photos for his band's show last night but didn't want to do it because he thought the venue wasn't that appealing for "good" photos, who then posted 70, SEVENTY shitty cell phone photos of the show to Facebook, 2/3 of which are nearly identical to at least another photo in the set. I seriously don't get how people can't look at a photo set and think "this one looks just like this one. and this one. and this one. Maybe I should choose ONE of them." I would have given him 15 photos that were the best, with each showing a different moment that was distinguishable from the other photos. Of his 70 photos, he could have narrowed down to eight.

    • I'm not even saying this just to vent. I seriously have no idea how people can be so unaware of narrowing down a set of photos to the best ones.mg33
    • did you quote him a $ price?Ramanisky2
    • Don't even get me started on the photos that are truly shit and look like a digital watercolor painting because someone thinks digital zoom should ever be usedmg33
    • Ram - yeah. I came up with a pricing structure that would have been $180 for an hour of shooting, and 15 limited use licensed photos.mg33
    • He was cool with that completely, but then thought the venue wasn't appealing enough. I even had photos to show him from that venue I'd shot that looked good.mg33
    • I've taken great band shots in shitty venues that turned out great with stage lighting and a crowdmonospaced
    • Same here. Same venue as his show:
      http://www.mg33.com/…
      mg33
    • I really need to start doing a weekly blog post with advice to novice photographers on this sort of stuff. I'd rather turn an annoyance into a positive thing.mg33
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    Why do some jobs say "no calls please" in the description?

    How am I supposed to separate myself if you only want email submissions?

    • You call. It shows them that you're a renegade who plays by his own rules.nb
    • Fax them!pango
    • Singing telegram.i_monk
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    Maybe I lack self confidence.

    I can't tell if girls are into me, I always just assume their being nice or friend zoning me when they laugh at my jokes and tap me.

    • PIITB and find out!pango
    • yell 'surprise!' before having sex with them.Gnash
    • Idk if u think you're unattractive but girls fuck (funny+nice)-goodloo... guys all the time. Don't cock block yourself.shellie
    • i just assume all girls are into me until otherwise indicated. i'm way more attractive in my head than i actually am.scarabin
  • shellie2

    I finally got to read the script I wrote when I was 12-13. I haven't recovered the floppy disc it was on, but I did find a printed copy - 80 pages but missing page 1.

    Holy crap some of the characters I came up with are crazy. The comic relief for the entire story turns out to be the product of a rape with an uncaring mother. That's how I explained why he was so lost and aimless. I completely forgot about that detail until I found a hard copy. It's a wonder my mother never raided my computer and journals. If she did we definitely would have had a talk.

    • cool. i wrote about weird shit too when I ws a kid. I found my comics from adolesence not too long ago
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    • My earlier drawings looked like i was high on LSD... i wasn't... probably didn't even know what LSD was. just liked shinny trippy stuffs...pango
    • i just want to toast to weirdness
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    • conclusion: we don't know what we were thinking when we were kids?pango
    • Waive that weird flag high.shellie
    • you need to make a t-shirt out of that floppy :)Gnash
    • I will Chossy. That's a really awesome idea and I need a new short design anyway. If I get that into production I'll send u one.shellie
    • That's Chossy?!?pango
  • nb0

    A client asked me to fix his Wordpress site which was built not by me. It's got some custom functions, but it's pretty typical. After a while, client mentions to me he is editing the .php files when he wants to change headings, etc. So, he edits some parts of his site via WP, but other parts via FTP, even sometimes editing php pages that are part of the WP install.

    He told me that's how his developer made it. Is this at all common? Have any of you ever had a reason to do this? Because to me it seems fucking insane and ridiculous. Am I crazy?

    • It's not ideal but it makes sense. You could edit via the Theme>Editor portion of the dashboard. FTP - maybe he's changing the code locally, then overwriting.mg33
    • And the PHP pages, maybe he's editing these on the server, like through CPanel>File Manager.mg33
    • It sucks that the client has to do all that to make simple changes but you'll either have to deal with it or suggest changes eh?shellie
    • You should mail him glitter.mg33
    • Oh wait, that company went under :(mg33
    • nb... very common. I'm in the middle of the exact same thing right now for a photographer who got screwed by his initial dev. :(PonyBoy
    • non-dynamic page headings in Wordpress - bizarre.fadein11
    • Call me "old fashioned" but when I use a CMS I'd like to use the CMS, yaknowwhatImean?nb
  • scarabin1

    i'm sober on 4/20... what am i doing with my life

    • tsk tsk tsk...pango
    • there's still time to make things right!PonyBoy
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    So I heard media temple is getting bought out. Anyone hear anything?

    • Yea, I literally just heard it was getting bought out
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    • (mt) has been owned by godaddy at least a year now.imbecile
    • friend at Bluebeam says the owner of media temple has been coming into there office religiously, guess they owner is ready to throw in the towel
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  • mekk0

    @hayoth: I'd show you buying department every single penny that crash caused by cheap drives cost them.

    And I'd make them responsible for this, really make them bleed. I'm so sick of stuff not working because somebody who has no clue decides over what he has been consulted.

    • consumer drives für the whole agency work, wtf were they thinkin? Saving like $500, thats fucking peanutsmekk
    • Agree. I dont work for the smartest people. We purchased an enterprise replacements, while my input is valued, im not the decision maker.Hayoth
    • Our production manager/production artist manages the server, while he is smart, he has been responsible for two crashes. One crash lost everything.Hayoth
    • I have a friend that is very knowledgeable about serverbackups and used his insight to guide the rebuild process.Hayoth
    • The insane thing is we have one client that does over a $million in photography that we store! Our internal investments are lacking because the owner rides theHayoth
    • Gravy train.Hayoth
    • Im running an imac from 2011..and we just upgraded to cloud this year!Hayoth
    • Luckily though, i think ive convinced them for an addition offsite backup.Hayoth
  • ********
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    Omg my Facebook feed is on fire right now.

    Xoxo to u lana d r

  • ********
    -3

    If you have sex with a transgender girl. Does that make you gay or straight?

    • If you have to ask the question the answer is gay.
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    • It's only gay if you push back
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    • paul, are you gay or straight? your answer is the samemonospaced
    • If you're into them, so to speak, then it doesn't matter - the world still turns and the sun will still rise tomorrow.face_melter
    • lol, i just saw your profile, were you roofied?yurimon
    • if ure on bottom -- gaydrgs
    • queer, that's all, of course in the classical sense
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    • It makes you straight gaydbloc
  • i_monk3

    "I would leave the words capitalized as currently written. It's more for emphasis rather than a proper noun."

    That's not how capitalization works!

  • Maaku1

    Got an email from the boss praising how brilliant this idea/logo is:

    http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/br…

    Thoughts?

    • https://i.ytimg.com/…nb
    • Tell boss...it looks like shit!utopian
    • Done, done and done again. Would've been 'Brilliant' a decade or more ago, as it is, it's just inspired by a slew of similar concepts.detritus
    • what detritus saidmonospaced
    • ^ I feel that way too. They are late in the game and trying too hard to appeal to the young millennials.Maaku
    • anything that creates more work and options is fine by me.imbecile
    • i'd be interested to know if each shape represents an individual for specific reasons or points of input, or even if those individuals drew their own shape.imbecile
    • if generic, what's the point, and what is being built on and growing organically other than a pile of random shapes and colors?imbecile
  • CALLES0

    ^^^

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    Guys, Chyna died too

  • ********
    0

    Minimum wage is like $7-$12 in the US.

    What would you do for $20 for a client?

    • a logo
      a 1 page website
      a jingle
      a business card
      :D :D :D :Dying
      Bennn
    • i'd bring the donuts to the meetingGnash
    • hand job only, no touchingsarahfailin
    • Z.J.nb
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  • GeorgesII-1

    We transfer is the only website on the web where I happily click the ads.