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  • IRNlun64

    life's too short for cheap toilet paper

    • Agreed, even while living in a rat hole in Africa I used good TP. My ass thanks me today.
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    • So true. At a client's office where I work twice a week, I can tell when someone's reviewed the financials. When the books are bad, the sandpaper comes out.mg33
    • TP's for suckers! i us moist butt wipes!pango
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    To avoid another tedious trip to the doctors, this evening I took out some stitches from a wound on my hip. Funnily enough this turned out to be not quite as fun as one might imagine. The first two were pretty easy but the third one, the skin/scabbing had grown completely over it. I had to get a friend to cut into it to fish it out enough to get the scissors underneath. Not the most fun I've had today.

    Unfortunately the reason for it is extremely un-rock and roll. Apparently the glands in the skin that secret oil can sometimes get blocked and it builds up over time. What they took out looked like a 1x1" Krang. It's common in people of Celtic heritage, so the doctor tells me.

    I thought maybe the non-squeemish amongst you might like to see my vagina shaped wound... Click here ------>

    • http://i.imgur.com/T…
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    • IT'S SMIRKING!!!pango
    • its like when I wanted to scrape my left leg with my right after a party and a piece of broken glass adhered to it, I cut through an artery :) 4 stitches!sted
    • and the most beautiful nurse sewed together my wounds :)sted
    • got stuck?Gnash
  • sarahfailin-2

    Do you English folks really use 'stone' to measure weight? Is it easier to recall the weight of a 'stone' rather than just 20 pounds?

    • no answers huh? i suppose this will remain shrouded in mystery for me.sarahfailin
  • mg330

    set - RE: your hip. Today my boss was telling us in a meeting about having something replaced four years ago as a metaphor for the experience we're all having on a project. It was a lunch meeting, and with a mouth full of chips, I totally missed what he said he had replaced when I was crunching the chips.

    But I was certain I heard "hip." The next few sentences made total sense: he was talking about understanding the process, asking the right questions, etc. Then he goes "so when he went in there to clean all the mold out.."

    I almost spit my food out and said WAIT WHAT????

    He said "roof." I heard "hip." LOL

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    Have a Sri Lankan buddy from way back, from our days living in Namibia and Finland as roommates.

    Was going to meet him in Sri Lanka at Sri Dalada Maligawa or the Temple of the Sacred Tooth Relic (Buddha) in his home town of Kandy, not because I'm religious, just because it would be fucking cool.

    However, the air fare is something fierce to get to Colombo and back and the trek inland (who the hell knows) might take longer than wanted. Oh well...


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    kinda want to build a burning man vehicle for august

  • Maaku-1

    Finger/Nail update:

    Because I know you guys care.

    • hahahaha wow
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    • fuck! looks like you have just been tortured...pango
    • why downvote this? lulz
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    • I had the decency to put my sore in a note so people could choose to see it or not. Ew.
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    • ABOUT FUCKIN TIME THAT NAIL FALL! Jeez dude, you should have help it a little, that black matter is naaastyBennn
    • the transition has begunGnash
    • http://4.bp.blogspot…
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    • fuck! the first pic looks like a charred jalapeno ready to be made into salsa.HijoDMaite
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    "Yurimon of the day" is burning up the QBN cover page with so many loved filled messages.

  • Bennn0

    Me and my gf really love being in the nature on weekends. We're heading to different places every weekend lately.

    Well my gf got a fukin tick on her.. the bastard bite her, i had to remove it. Yesterday she asked me to scratch her back and i did vigourously over her clothes... we didnt know it was a tick until this evening.

    Now we're super nervous because those things can gives you Lyme disease...

    Not fun Nature! Not fun!

    • And those are kinda new where I live. Climate change...Bennn
    • yikesinteliboy
    • also she can spread borellia via vaginal fluids.
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    • She heading to see her Doc tomorrow morning, he wants to give her antibiotics just in caseBennn
    • You can't just remove its head, you have to remove its entire soul.mg33
    • i hate insectsBennn
    • they've spread up to my hood too. Is she doing intravenous antibiotics?Gnash
    • new normal is long pants tucked into socks.Gnash
  • pablo280

    ^^

  • OBBTKN3

    Today marks 30 years of the Chernobyl disaster, my respect to all the people who fought, and still fights, to contain it.

    • yeah, which coincide with my birthday, so every year I got to see a cool documentary about it, fmlGeorgesII
    • Scary times, seeing all those liquidators...OBBTKN
    • Ey! And, by the way... hbd man!! Enjoy with your loved onesOBBTKN
  • Bennn2

    Tick update bulletin

    So, my gf met her Doc this morning. She have to take antibiotics for 21 days. The Doc didn't manage to take out the ''dart'' that it still stuck in her skin... Now she's at another hospital for blood test and to gives the tick that we kept in a Ziploc, they'll analyse it. She have to return to the Doc Monday and he will slit her skin to take out the piece that it still stuck in there.

    So fun! All this for a super tiny insect!

    • Yeah I hate these assholes.nb
    • FUCKING AHHH o,O
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    • Did they consider chopping her arm off with an axe? I heard somewhere that you need to treat tick bits like zombie bites.mg33
    • Fucking Darts!
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    • lol mg33, funney!Bennn
    • Fuck. Had Lyme briefly last year but was caught in time. Horrible, horrible horrible. Give her lots of probiotics...those antibiotics are STRONGstoplying
    • She started taking probiotics last week, pharmacian says to continue taking them.Bennn
    • stoplying, did you get any symptoms?Bennn
  • Bennn2

    the middle part is the one stuck in her skin.

    look at all those hooks. Little bastard!

    • that's some fucked up shit. buddy of mine had lime disease from a deer tick in rural PA
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    • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i forgot to take pics with microscope!!Bennn
    • Did he have big problems with Lyme? Some people have major problems, some light ones.Bennn
    • I meant "lyme", well the dumb ass didn't treat it for like a week and I was like, dude that is a circular / disc-like mark and bite. get it checked! idiot
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    • so, he finally goes to doctor and the doctor is like yeah, it's a bite of some type and then finds out it's a tick bite. ohhhh man
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    • Fucking Darts!
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    • \ (•◡•) /Bennn
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    Speaking of bugs, a real Alabama 'Crawfish Boil'!

    Employee appreciation month, although I am leaving this position, these guys are great.





    • yupmoldero
    • dude, holy shit, do you not think maybe 1 photo was enough? why does everything you post have to be so damn long?monospaced
    • and I LOVE a crawfish boilmonospaced
    • Hippopotomonstrosesq... or the like? Hehe.. yeah, they're fantastic. Fresh water...
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    • \ (•◡•) /Bennn
    • not nearly enough cornGnash
    • Precisely, these squirrely chicks would not eat crawfish, so they stole all the corn and potatoes.
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    • lolGnash
  • nb4

    Guys, this thread is blog, not bug.

    • lolBennn
    • LOL HEHE +1
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    • \ (•◡•) /Bennn
  • sarahfailin0

    i have been bit by so many ticks and never went to the doctor for them. ...of course they were never deer ticks (which are the ones that carry lyme disease). was the one that bit your gf a deer tick? not trying to be insensitive at all, but is it really that serious?

    i've pulled a tick off my own dick before. i was fine.

    • chicks with dicks?
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    • You know you're in trouble if the bite gets a concentric white and red mark around it, otherwise whatever, parasites gonna parasite
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    • ^ that was my point below.
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    • ticks on dicksmoldero
    • Dick ticks.pango
    • dicks with ticksIRNlun6
    • chicks with dick ticksinteliboy
    • sarah, ya, it's mostly deer ticks that transmit lyme disease - doesn't kill but makes life miserableGnash
  • pango2

    FUCK YEAH!!! I got press pass for eagle of death metal + death from above!!! TONIGHT!!!!

    • NIce!PonyBoy
    • Bless the other photog who bailed out. Lol.pango
    • why would you bail on a simple one night gig like that??PonyBoy
    • Who cares!! Now I get to shoot them!!pango
    • Fuck fuck fuck!!!!!! Lol as I was heading home I walked into the lead singer of eotd!! Saw my pass and recognized I was one of the photog. Gave me a hand shakepango
    • And a hug. Such a charismatic guy. Walking with a gold knob cane and all lolpango
    • Unfortunate choice of words there Pango, given what happened to them in Paris...face_melter
    • "Now I get to shoot them"...uh may want to rephrase that.stoplying
  • Bennn0

    someone posted a rare unreleased song from portishead rencently and i can't find it... can you help?

  • Bennn0

    Looking for dark ambiant music, any suggeshunz?

  • inteliboy0

    ^^^
    so much good stuff. here's some quick albums you may like to search into google / youtube / spotify / apple:

    David Darling - Dark Wood
    Ben Frost - By The Throat
    Mica Levi - Under the Skin
    Hammock - North-West East-South EP
    Ben Frost & Daníel Bjarnason - Solaris
    Tim Hecker - Dropped Pianos
    Anthony Rother - Elixir of Life