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  • i_monk17

    I got the job.

    • nice!!PonyBoy
    • awesome! great news.Gnash
    • http://static1.games…Maaku
    • ^ Failed
      < YOU DA MAN!
      Maaku
    • I didn't follow but it sounds good news. wait are you in Miami? who was having a hard time in Miami?
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    • U GoDeJerrrb!!!!pango
    • UGAD DAJURB!
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    • Congrats!!mugwart
    • erma gerd?!
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    • i_gotthejob
      Sweet!
      stoplying
    • https://storage.goog…HijoDMaite
    • congrats!!
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    • Congrats...so did I.see_thru
    • http://i.ytimg.com/v…Al_dizzle
    • im having a hard time in miami. im leaving miami. this guy lives in toronto. i may go to toronto.
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    • why even bring me up?
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    • ^ sorry to hear. I'm a bit far to be able to help out I'm afraid. Good luck with it allmugwart
    • thx, but dont worry i was addressing oey. I would never expect any help anyways.
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    • I think oey simply forgot who it was.pango
    • Move to Toronto, you can have my old job.i_monk
    • hey docpopz, like pango said, I just forgot who it was. sorry it was not my intention to bully you or something.
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    • I was being sincere when I wished you the best in the notes after your post.
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    • sorr, not docpopz but docpoz :/
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    • jaja, no harm no foul! i was just wondering why
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  • chukkaphob3

    been gone a week

    what'd I miss?

    • You were banned. Turn in your gun and badge.i_monk
    • The "Baked Meats" thread is off the chains!utopian
    • i_monk has a new job, he is financing our drinks from next week.sted
    • ball fondlingautoflavour
    • good, I love QBNchukkaphob
    • set recomends to rust ones anus with a champions racket verz fast.
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    • Vimeo embed was a success. We now have Instagram Video embed too.microkorg
    • what about Soundcloud and Vine embed?chukkaphob
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    just got a huge text from my ex (we dated almost 15 years ago). telling me she had a dream about our whole relationship, followed by seeing me in her dream at present time where i supposedly told her i never loved her. she says she feels like her heart was broken all over again...

    5am get this message...
    dunno what to think of it.

    • reply: TLDRkona
    • lol^ coldPonyBoy
    • i wish my dreams were as heartbreaking and vividsarahfailin
    • TLDR = hahahahaprophetone
    • skip, move on, never answer,
      bury the message deeply with a danger sign and forget it.
      sted
    • http://i.imgur.com/Y…
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    • what sted sedmonospaced
    • i've been single and alone since my dad and grandma/grandpa died in the same week..almost 10 years ago....you have no idea how tired i am of being alone
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    • tell her thank you, don't post it on qbn :psarahfailin
    • pockets sorry to hear that 10years suxx, come to Hungary to meet some really nice girls. I speak from experience this dream crap is witchcraft :)sted
    • what you speak of hungry nice girls? what type sorcery is this?yurimon
    • stfu yurimonospaced
    • yikes, 15 years ago.. 5am .. block the numberautoflavour
    • Are you in touch w her periodically? If not, that's kinda fucked up to drop a msg like that out of the blue. Ignore it.stoplying
    • Lol kona
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    • lol @ kona
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    • i also want to know about that sorcery!
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    • if not in contact, ignore. if in contact ignore. is she single now or what?
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    • shes single.. we talk maybe one or twice a month, im in LA shes in vegas.. i fucking hate vegas
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    • run?pango
    • If there's a spark, rekindle it. If it's more of a spork,.. it's 3am, you're drunk, and the food will give you mud butt. Walk away cause it ain't worth it.kona
    • she just sent me another message saying "maybe i shouldnt have said anything"
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    • kona, ftwGnash
    • Pockets, go buy a unicycle.mg33
    • i cant ride a unicycle tho :(
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    • But the distraction of learning how to sounds like just what you might need! :) Sorry you're in this situation, I would be frustrated too.mg33
    • Whats your inintial thoughts. THhere is nothing wrong in writing to you about a dream. If it was that emotional means she still cares. Sounds to me you have ...mugwart
    • ... had some bad luck for far too long. Maybe start chatting again?
      Stranger things have happened in the world!
      mugwart
    • You know what we are missing? A women's opinion. Where's sea_sea?pango
    • I would meet with her and find. what was reason of the break up. also depends if there is a connection shared. how well you mesh in communicationyurimon
    • what was the break up about?yurimon
    • we broke up because she moved to hawaii. then she moved to vegas... left me here in cali. we broke up on good terms, dunno why she went to hawaii or vegas tho
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    • she wanted out of cali. mostly because of her parents i believe.
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    • ic, vegas is a strange place i know people who left there because transient city.yurimon
    • her parents not divorced?yurimon
    • don't look too much into it pockets. Do you really want to get back into that situation? Don't do it just cause your lonely.sea_sea
    • My ex used to get pissy with me after a few dreams of his I was in. ?!really?! Think about how selfish that is.sea_sea
    • Considering dreams are really a reflection of our own lives. Sounds to me she still has some abandonment issues she needs to resolve and not run away from.sea_sea
    • *Slaps!
      A: what you hit me for?
      B: You know what you did in my dream!
      pango
    • Dude! Lol its ridiculous if you think about it. That's their own fears played out in their dreams. Crazytown.sea_sea
    • based on experience i wanna say she wants attention and i shouldnt jump at something just because its been so long
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    • text back: "new number. who dis?"chukkaphob
    • "mud butt" LOL
      "new number" LOL
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    • if it wasn't for something serious I would have wrote post it or it didn't happen. hope you can go through this with a clear mind.
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  • GeorgesII1

    I fuckn love germany,
    taxi driver knows I'm late to get to the airport, we're currently criising at 200kmH on the glorious autobahn!!

    • fuck you fiat panda drive fasterGeorgesII
    • Anywhere nice?mugwart
    • German whips. I own one in Australia. Opening that thing up on the highways here, begs for more :( :)rabbit
    • On my to-do list. For sure.rabbit
    • (not in a cab running late to the airport though hehe)rabbit
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    I downloaded snapchat and deleted whatsapp. I just dont get this shit and I dont think I want to invest any more time on it.

    Prob going back to whatsapp.

    I dont need to hide ims from my parents.

    • snapchat is the biggest pile of shit. i hate whatsapp but my work uses it
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    • Whatsapp is efficiently designed
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    • Yea, i like how whatsapp offers.sea_sea
    • *what it offers.
      I tried snapchat for like a second. don't have patience for it. lol
      sea_sea
  • BabySnakes3

    Learning AngularJS on the fly why completing a tech test for a job. At first I was stressing a bit, but I got it now.

    • ooh, i should learn this, so many AngularJS jobs, any good resources you would reco?rabbit
    • Just reading through a tutorial they have and docs. Helps to have a goal and learn while attempting it.BabySnakes
  • rabbit0

    Kanye West - Facts.

    *repeat.

    No, seriously :)

  • rabbit0

    Is there anyway to never hear another ad o youtube iPhone?

    • hear/see + on*rabbit
    • was this ever possible ... anywhere ... on any device?monospaced
    • Adblock for iOS 9?
      https://itunes.apple…
      nb
    • sik! thanks mate just thought i'd ask instead search myself - i like adblock - didnt know they ad for iphone actually :)rabbit
    • i can't type today.rabbit
    • adblock does a nice job but you will never rid yourself of 100% of them
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  • rabbit0

    Every pair of headphones I have end up being a very loose fit into my iPhone. Is this iPhone problem? Or the headphones? Does anyone else experience this? Sennheisers, down to stock headphones.

    Need a little strong magnet in it.

    • (as in constantly falling out a little - cuts out music etc - sliggghtest movement - v annoying. 1st world problem, but it is my problem lolrabbit
    • I think it's your iPhone jack being lose.pango
    • maybe you tweeked your plug one time, now your iPhones jack is fuckedmoldero
    • it's the jack.DRIFTMONKEY
    • ok thanks. every iPhone this happens (use headphones a lot)rabbit
    • I'm guessing you put your phone in your pants pocket while the headphone is plugged in often.pango
    • i have the same problem but I found out it's the ipüod really. too loose...
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    • take a eyeglass screwdriver and put it in the jack-be careful and scrape a little. you may just have lint stuck in the bottom of the jack. it happened to me...lvl_13
    • and now it works perfect.lvl_13
    • Do that to lightning port as well.pango
  • mg330

    Keep getting offers from a Chinese company to buy one of my domains. Worth responding to? Should I just throw a number out there and see what they say?

    • throw an absurd number. like the retirement number!
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    • like 500.000 euro dude!
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    • maybe it works or they'll say no, too much the max we can give is 100000 euro :)
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    • fuck yeah. name a price. worst they can do is turn it down and make their top offer.microkorg
    • It's cheaper to have you killed LOLHAYZ1LLLA
    • Give them a number with a bunch of 8s in it.i_monk
    • lol @ i_monk
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    • i_monk ftwimbecile
  • trooperbill14

    my 5 month old Flynn started babbling "daddy" today. mums not so impressed but im over the moon

    • best feeling in the world ... well one of them!mugwart
    • Think a lot of babies first word is Daddymicrokorg
    • my son is 15 mos. says "pah pah" and melts me every time.umbee54
    • Our daughter turned 18 months old yesterday. Just wait trooper... it gets better and better and better and better.mg33
    • Mine said daddy before mummy. Riled my missus up too LOLHAYZ1LLLA
    • In my opinion 3 1/2 is the best age.HAYZ1LLLA
    • I'm reading this page bottom up and for a second wondered wtf hayzilla was on about.detritus
    • @microkorg
      hahahahaha that narrows it down
      sureshot
    • da da, ma ma, and pa pa are some of the first sounds babies try to make. bc of this, most languages have similar names for parents ;)sarahfailin
    • It doesn't last. I have 11 and 13 year old boys. They barely grunt. ;)Morning_star
    • Just wait they're teenagers. Everyone hates teenagers.pango
    • I even hated myself when I was a teenager... go figuresureshot
  • mg330

    Our house shopping continues. Found a place that was just listed that we toured last night, and whoa... some agents and sellers are criminally insane to consider the listing price they do for places that need complete gut-rehabs to make livable. This place has not been updated since the 50s and has not been taken care of well. They're asking $549K which is absolutely ludicrous. It needs between $350K and $400K worth of work to it, based on a similar home with same floorpan and size. Comparable pre-rehab homes in the area sold for under $300K. These people are out of their minds. Hoping to put in a completely low ball offer, even just for the amusement of it, and hoping our agent can impress upon them that nobody is going to buy it at that price if they have to renovate it. It's in a trust, and paid off, and I'm guessing somebody's kids are selling it and thinking they're going to make bank off of it.

    • damnmonospaced
    • you looking in chi. or outer burbs? i'd imagine prices are high because it's such a sellers market. so much money for so little :\lvl_13
    • Suburbs. The house we wanted a few months ago that had the same layout, sold for $250K in 2013 pre-renovation. Def a sellers market, but these people are nuts.mg33
    • worth of domain name
      http://www.siteprice…
      utopian
    • can't touch a detached home in toronto for under $1M nowGnash
    • Damn Gnash.mg33
    • Our agent just saw this place and agreed it needs everything except a new roof. way overpriced.mg33
  • sureshot0

    Sometimes I long for harp sounds and angels playing road trip songs.

    • high?
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    • just tired..its almost bedtimesureshot
  • pango0

    Ughhhh was gonna take a week off starting from last friday...
    now its postponed till next friday....
    where's other poeple for this shit? oh ya they fucked it up.... so now i'm doing it...

  • maquito1

    I have a bbq with my buddies tomorrow evening; we've been planning it for weeks. I was invited to hang out tonight with an acquaintance that owns a bar (old high school, super cool mate who is actually my client now). I chose to say no despite of all the free drinks and my insane thursday thirst, because I don't want to be hangover tomorrow and I rather enjoy the bbq + drinks with my buddies tomorrow night. #BFF

    • cannot manage 2 day session?fadein11
    • not anymoremaquito
    • LOL @ both notes
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    if i get paid today im calling in sick tomorrow.

    • thats the spiritsureshot
    • just got paid, aww damn
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    • i feel a cough coming on.. or is it a headache
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    • zikasted
    • I am calling your bosssureshot
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    just won a 3 day pass to this shit...

    • ogh how much I hate you :) have fun!%sted
    • Man....have fun, for realMaaku
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    my boss is walking around with his phone pointed infront of him like he's lost or filming something..

    then he yells out

    "i got a squirtle!"

    then continues walking down the hallway of the office...

    yawn

    • run! get a new job!
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    • You work for an eight year old?detritus
  • HijoDMaite1

    What in the fuck is Pokemon? Seriously. Was it a cartoon? A game like D&D? Anime stuff?

    Am I the perfect age to have missed it all? (40)

    Is it because I never got in to comic books? Because I stopped playing video games at like 25?

    Not talking shit, I've just always been baffled..

    • You missed it. It was a card game (think Magic) and a cartoon, with an anime angle, and it hooked an entire generation now in its early twenties.monospaced
    • it is a major cash cowmonospaced
    • You didn't miss anything.pango
    • baseball cards and garbage pail kds. those were "card games" not in the sense of boards/points. Trading cards & looking them up in the Becket guide was fun.HijoDMaite
    • I played the first Pokemon on the game boy. It was fun. I tried to catch them all, and failed.
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    • I'm 31 and I was super into it in 7th-8th grade. It's a pretty good premise: fighting animals to the death with magic!sarahfailin
    • Everyone loves animal cruelty.pango
    • Lol, at whole generation in its early twenties. I never got into it, It looks like it's for 6-12 years old.Maaku
  • GeorgesII3

    Anger management

    • fuckn printer broke my screwdriver too!!GeorgesII
    • what a shit printer...just get a new one
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    • They are fabricated to break your screwdriver.islandbridge
    • drucker test?
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    • drucker günstig vernichtensted
    • hahaha, I've got two boxes filled with printer components for much the same reason. Have my Epson r2400 on a shelf, awaiting the same fate. the cunt.detritus
    • Printer? is it designed for smurfs?sureshot
    • must drive your wife crazy with bits of machines all over the place :)Gnash
    • how did it break your screwdriver?
      there are a lot of pieces there to build weird stuff! nice, a lot of motors
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    • just saw the bottom photos and knew it was Georges.bklyndroobeki
    • lol @ gnashfadein11
    • do you work with a mask when doing this?bklyndroobeki