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  • pinkfloyd0

    Disclaimer: The following post will sound very shallow, but I need advice in dealing with this.

    Do you guys find yourself being meaner to less attractive women? Would you feel repelled if she was a coworker and she kept flirting with you but you're stuck working with her? I'm feeling a bit drained by this.

    Again: DISCLAIMER: The following post will sound very shallow, but I need advice in dealing with this.

    • pinkfloyd they want the same thing as the attractive ones, it's always good if you're honest.sted
    • like: i love what you do because it makes me feel special but I'm attracted to chicks with big round bottomsted
    • it just feels like a lot of negative energy, ughhhpinkfloyd
    • never ever in your fucking life say to a woman @ your workplace that you don't find her attractive.sted
    • I haven't but I just don't want to have to interact with her. Finding out she likes me just makes me feel repelled.pinkfloyd
    • oh that's an other story, learn more her, it can't be nothing wrong with that. and be honest about this. maybe you can learn some aspects of her personalitysted
    • you never imagined.sted
    • would it be any more awkward if you just gave her the little pinkfloyd and then called it a day?capn_ron
    • ain't little on my side yo. Wearing tight dresses and push up bras around me just has an opposite effect on mepinkfloyd
    • It's like the more she tries, the more I feel repelled. I really feel bad about thispinkfloyd
    • To be fair, she's an easy going good personpinkfloyd
    • maybe you can just be happy she's interested and just be nice to her without crossing lines. she should get the idea eventually.capn_ron
    • oh geez, get drunk and have fun with her, that's what this is all about not the stuff she's wearing :Dsted
    • pinkfloyd one of my best relationships was because of a workplace chick who went bad to get my attention :)sted
    • Pics or it didn't happen sted!capn_ron
    • fake wedding band. or say you have a gf if it comes up. otherwise just friendzone her. chicks do that shit all the timescarabin
    • are you posting this just so you can say some chick at work is into you again? it doesn't seem like you really want advice, that's allmonospaced
    • mono, this is QBN, we give advice if they are asking or not. now what would you advise?capn_ron
    • after:before
      http://i.imgur.com/P…
      sted
    • tell her you're gayPonyBoy
    • Yeah, tried to make it clear by saying I don't date coworkers. She would retaliate with a push up bra and fake eye crease stickers.pinkfloyd
    • fuck mepinkfloyd
    • Mono, if I wanted to show off, I would be talking about other matters.pinkfloyd
    • You fucktardpinkfloyd
    • sted FTW!capn_ron
    • Be nice, be pleasant, just don't flirt.Hayoth
    • yeah, I really don't want to hurt her feelingspinkfloyd
    • Tell her you're gay.
      Lol
      pango
    • Why do you get bothered if she wears push-up bra or tight dress? Maybe that's just how she likes to wear.pango
    • you might inspire her to put more effort in yourself, which you can't do anything about. Just ignore it.shellie
    • sometimes frindzone is hard to get across to people, but they'll get it in time. If she's a pleasant person otherwise...shellie
    • then take every opportunity to tell her you're interested in other people. "What did I do this weekend? A few dates."shellie
    • if she invites you to lunch, go with her. But treat her like you would a bro. Talk about other girls and other things. She'll get it.shellie
    • good advice shellie.pinkfloyd
    • also, delayed lol @ wearing a fake wedding ringpinkfloyd
    • fucktard? you don't want advice ... you already gave it to yourself: don't be rude to her just because she's not attractive to you.monospaced
    • There's no advice that can be given to you if your problem is how you struggle to not be mean to someone based on their looks. Sorry.monospaced
    • I guess the advice is to not be so shallow. Not sure that's something someone can just decide to do though right?monospaced
    • Now all I want to know is what you would talk about if you were trying to show off. Please.monospaced
    • you forgot to read my disclaimerpinkfloyd
    • I really miss the qbn ignore functionpinkfloyd
    • I'm not the type to kiss and tell. If I was trying to show off about women, I would be talking about women I sleep with. Not a silly work related crush.pinkfloyd
    • Mono, you always gave me a bad vibe and you really live up to it.pinkfloyd
    • You're like the annoying kid in class always trying to correct everyone. What's your insecurity?pinkfloyd
    • Oh yeah, that's right, you're a failed sociology major who needs to prove a point because of his lacking in the creative field who has no real business being inpinkfloyd
    • Go dissect the anatomy of the letter Tpinkfloyd
    • just say, you're cool and everything but,
      'Ooh, I need a dirty woman
      Ooh, I need a dirty girl'
      _niko
    • lolpinkfloyd
    • And so it begins! The battle of New Yorkers!
      http://img.michaelja…
      pango
    • Ya dude think of it as that's just her. And has nothing to do with you. Treat her professionally like any other coworker.pango
    • jealousy is very ugly with a stinky dad bod beta male with fat mono cheeks. Notice he's the only one who can't give an advicepinkfloyd
    • Well clearly you have no idea who I am then because I am not fat and I am a very successful creative and I'm not in any way jealous of you.monospaced
    • Not sure where you get the creepy vibe from me when you're the one posting about an inability to be nice to someone who isn't attractive.monospaced
    • I'm also in no way trying to be right. Not here or elsewhere. My advice is the same you gave yourself twice in the disclaimer. Don't be a shallow asshole.monospaced
    • And stop fixating on me. I did nothing but ask a question. You have what you consider a serious issue here and are attacking me for no reason at all.monospaced
    • Feeling drained by this? That's what's creepy. Creepier than your failed attempt to figure out who I am.monospaced
    • Weird... New Yorkers don't seem to get Along. Mono, pinky, yurimon.pango
    • So good luck trying hard to not be mean to someone who isn't good looking enough for you. Maybe you'll find the advice to help you get through the ordeal.monospaced
    • I don't even know what his beef is with me. It's not like I've ever done anything to pink to deserve his hatred.monospaced
    • He probably assumes I'm the one downvoting him. I'm not.monospaced
    • tldr;pinkfloyd
    • once a cheater, always a cheaterpinkfloyd
    • you even cheat on the internet with getting your facts all wrongpinkfloyd
    • or weed damagepinkfloyd
    • cheat?monospaced
    • ......fuck tard againpinkfloyd
    • what are you talking about?monospaced
    • I'm not a cheater in any sense of the word, if that's what you're saying.monospaced
    • You have horrible memorypinkfloyd
    • As usualpinkfloyd
    • refresh my memory thenmonospaced
    • ok cheaterpinkfloyd
    • you must have me confused with someone elsemonospaced
    • nopinkfloyd
    • lol, show me what I supposedly forgot then, enlighten memonospaced
    • nopinkfloyd
    • Please do, this sounds hilarious. And by the way mono, you are fat, you have a double chin kiddo, no use in denying it
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    • And pinkfloyd, flirt back, it's harmless, but when she tries to take you to lunch etc. remind her of your conviction to not date co-workers
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    • You can reciprocate mild flirting without leading her on too badly. Don't go hurting her feelings by outright rejecting her though, she is playing a game trying
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    • To use you to bolster her self confidence, let her have that, it doesn't have to go anywhere and you don't have to make her feel like shit over it
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    • In other words, sex isn't everything to women, sometimes they just want someone to reaffirm thier worth and have no intention of seducing you
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    • uhhhhh terry's talking....pango
    • Do you have anything to add pango, I'm sure you know all about women from frequenting the hairdresser's and whatnot
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    • mono mentioned cheating with an ex before. he always denies stuff, and the qbn search function sucks so bad hahapinkfloyd
    • i don't like it when she leans in, bends over on a tight dress, arches her back with a push up bra, i'm sounding gay and all but it's really repulsivepinkfloyd
    • i was flattered at first, but it gets annoying later on.pinkfloyd
    • I just find it strange mono is the only one with a problem with this postpinkfloyd
    • he's so gay for me but i'm really not into himpinkfloyd
    • Terry. I wouldn't know. i cut my hair once a year. (maybe twice). Is that where you know everything about women? lol
      keep trying!
      pango
    • man, if mono was my coworker and wore a wig, i'd freak outpinkfloyd
    • lol, says the guy who is complaining about the fact that he struggles to be nice to unattractive women, and posts about people being jealous of himmonospaced
    • But the statement, "once a cheater, always a cheater" isn't a fact, it's just a saying, and it's a piss poor reason for hating on me.monospaced
    • huh? i'm not hating on you because you cheated before. you're facts are so off, that's why you're always bombarding qbn with notespinkfloyd
    • dude, just ignore me and we'll all be goodpinkfloyd
    • you're like my qbn spam ;)pinkfloyd
    • it's totally like thanksgiving dinner in the side notes.pango
    • lolpango
  • fruitsalad0

    When you stop at the lights behind one car in the left lane (uk) and the lights change and this car, first goes straight for 50cm... and you're like ok, they're not turning left. then suddenly they swing left. The whole time at the lights, and when they set off, no indicator(turn signal for you usa folks).

    Man i wish there was some sort of sonic wave gun thingy that I could fire at these fools car and like shut down their engine and bust up it up.

    It takes like zero effort to flick on a turn signal. It's almost forgivable if they put it on as the lights change, because it does get slightly annoying to sit for 2 mins with a turn signal on waiting for lights to change... but yeah, no signal at all.... we just don't need those people to breath our air.

  • scarabin3

    i have a hot friend who apparently has her own subreddit because she's so hot.

    fuckin' weird

    • pics or..._niko
    • https://www.reddit.c…scarabin
    • it's just strange seeing a friend like thatscarabin
    • Hot damn!pango
    • she seems kinda sadGnash
    • my company is hiringpinkfloyd
    • How is that a surprise? Looks like her job is being an instagram "model."noneck
    • Always searching for new girls to work with...SimonFFM
    • lol @ pervpinkfloyd
    • East coast? That's too far man. My company is hiring too!pango
    • i didn't say it was surprising, i said it was weird. she never talks about work or anything so i don't know her like thatscarabin
    • I know right... all the sudden it's like you don't know them any more.
      I just found one of my friends side gig is being a mascot.
      pango
    • That woman is beautiful. Try to break the friend-zone barrier, you never know.Maaku
    • she's way outta my league but i can't say i haven't considered itscarabin
    • She has every right to be proud of what her mama gave her.pango
    • No woman is in other league... Try it and show us the video of her slapping your face/crushing your balls ;)OBBTKN
    • OBBTKN you animal i don't think she is into that balls and filming business :) although who knows :) lol@she plays rollercoaster tycoon :)sted
    • you have a lot of female friends no? I cant do that shit. tried yes.sureshot
    • she looks like girl to have lots of fun with! (not sexual)mekk
    • Oh! I just checked out her link. caramba!sureshot
    • If she's out of your league, go for it !!! You'll be surprised.ApeRobot
    • Nice headphones
      https://eroshare.com…
      yuekit
    • Scarabin, invite her to join QBN. We need more female members on here. (like, more than the one we currently have)chukkaphob
    • attention whore, would not bangdrgs
    • She is REALLY good at standing there and sometimes getting her tits out.
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    • Lol so awkward https://www.reddit.c…Hayoth
    • @Hayoth joke's on you. Her own comment: "lizkatzofficialI: don't get this comments saying this looks hot. This is awkward as can be!"chukkaphob
    • lol that video made cringe so hard my forehead touched my top lip
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    • lol setGnash
    • I don't know how to read reddit.Hayoth
    • yeah she's just this silly chick who likes to play video games. never struck me as a professional hot person. you can see by her awkwardnessscarabin
    • APPROVE!
      APPROVE!
      APPROVE!
      APPROVE!
      APPROVE!
      APPROVE!
      pango
    • @Hayoth neither do I! it's one of the worst user experiences where people are forced to learn/get used to the way it works.chukkaphob
    • Her parents must be so proud
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    • it's damn near unuseable without installing the reddit enhancement suite plugin https://redditenhanc…scarabin
    • I read she did porn. Under some other name. Not that there's anything wrong with that.the_reverend
  • pango0

    None related. And serious about this.
    Where do you buy mascot suits?

  • monospaced1

    My brother just got engaged. So stoked for him and his wife to be. Have a great day everyone.

  • shellie1

    Didn't add my family on Facebook until recently, and for the most part they're blocked from everything except my sparse public posts. I just had to check my brother (who is old enough to be my father) not to comment on my shit today. I changed my profile picture and of course he was like THE FIRST to say something exactly one minute after I posted it. He is the biggest thread killer. The fam was getting mad sensitive that I would absolutely not accept their Facebook requests. I'd get calls from them even, begging, "Add me on Facebook!" To which I'd reply, "Fuck No." Thank God for privacy settings that exclude certain people. That feature addition was priceless.

    • With "Jarvis" I can now access your entire profile and history bi-passing your privacy settings and or without your consent.utopian
    • ^ don't tell my mother.shellie
    • I'm not pinkfloyd's family he still wouldn't add me. Lolpango
    • :)pinkfloyd
    • I can't kick out my sister, she would start a family scandal. Share with all Friends+Exclude, is smart because others can't see with whom you shared the stuff.sted
    • (if you just share content with a list of specific people they can see the names)sted
    • hahahahaha! that shit happens to the best of us.sureshot
    • Gotta train the oldies not to kill the vibe. I let my mom follow me on instagram. Only condition, no comments.shellie
    • ahahahaha..poor mom.sureshot
    • You can also 'hide' your story from certain people on IG. And I dont mind when my mom post a kiss smiley on my IG lol.sureshot
    • I've never done a story. Is that some snapchat shit? lolshellie
  • pango2

    Well I got politely kicked out of the house for the night cuz my roommate got a lady friend over.
    Now I'm at a random early Christmas party and it's sooo boring...
    One thing I noticed is that people's reactions to babies and tiny dogs at a party are practically the same.

    Oh wait. Nvm super cute girls just arrived.
    Pang's out!

    • sexy timemoldero
    • IT'S LITshellie
    • I still don't understand what lit means lolpango
    • ^ hot, flame, fire... dope sauce.shellie
    • Got cha! Thx lolpango
    • I can't stop staring at this baby squeezing his moms boobs... his not event Hungary!! He's just playing with it!pango
    • When you say roommate, do you actually share a room? Is that just an Americanism for flatmate?
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    • Never thought about that. Ya you can call it flatware as well.
      And no lol we have our own room.
      pango
    • lol. If you don't share a room then why the fuck do you call it roommate
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    • http://homeideatrend…
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    • You share a bathROOM so you could call him your Bathroommate but then that sounds even more fuct up ;)microkorg
    • they are rooming together, couple of rooms in a home.HijoDMaite
    • lolmoldero
    • "... his not event Hungary!!"garbage
    • Lol typing on phone. Didn't even notice.pango
    • Lolbklyndroobeki
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    I want to smile more but my face is stuck.

  • i_monk0

    Do we have a UK thread? Going to Manchester for a few days, and London for one.

  • ********
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    This guy I was going to work with fed us Tequila, Rum and Vodka and then brought his fucking 12 year old kids to hang out.

    Meanwhile, I'm blacking out and themn all of his business partners are showing up...

    WTF, mate?

    It was such a shitshow we are now NOT working together.

    Asshole.

    Party and business don't mix. I don't care if you are a functioning alcoholic, you are a fucking madman. And then the guy runs a 5k next morning.

    Seriously,... WTF.

    • Ughh sounds dreadful. And why would anyone bring kids into the mix.sea_sea
  • ********
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    Snobby people really get on my nerves. I don't give a fuck how poor they were at one point, they are still a cunt today.

  • HijoDMaite2

    do we have a ghoul pool here on QBN?

    I think the Queen is going to die next year. Not that that would get many points though. Are you Brits going to cry when she dies? Not talking shit, I am just wondering what it will mean for the U.K.

    • long live the queen
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    • It will mean something to many a cunt, I'm sure.
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    • lol "many a cunt"HijoDMaite
    • It will be absolutely fucking unbearable - and not in a sad way.Fax_Benson
    • cant fucking wait and good riddance.mugwart
    • she seems niceGnash
    • I've been away from the UK for almost ten years - i'll be more upset when Knugen dies.
      https://hhs2008.file…
      face_melter
  • HijoDMaite0

    WTF is wrong with Yahoo? how can they let this shit keep happening? I mean it just seems like serious incompetence over there. I can't imagine that company will survive for too long.

    • under new management
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    • Yahoo is a big fat messKrassy
    • nobody even knows what they are/do anymore. haha! Talk about an identity crisis. And nothing works. lolzchukkaphob
    • wut happened? hacked?moldero
    • at least they have Tumblr.
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    • glad they haven't fucked up Tumblr yet the way they fucked up Flickr!chukkaphob
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    Brand new junior developer, on his third day at the company, after hearing my direction and having difficulty with it just said to me... 'can't we just agree that it's fine how it is'

    Hahaha. He's a keeper.

    • i have to keep this one in the vaults
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    • millenialpinkfloyd
    • ha, found your work wife? :)sted
    • I love him already.sureshot
    • Save that line for when he asks for a raise.MrT
    • ^ haha.
      I just wanted a drop shadow that didn't look like someone just discovered the drop shadow filter in PS in 1995
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  • Bennn0

    looking for earbuds that are compatible with Android, I want to be able to turn volume up and down and previous/next track. All i see is only compatible with iPhones... for Android those are only have play/pause and next/previous, never volume up/down.

    Do you know any?

    • I thought all of the best stuff was for android because Apple sucks. Surely you have it backwards and only one headphone for iPhone and the rest for android.monospaced
    • apple wins againGnash
    • Mono you sound like a right numpty
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    • @benn - I got some for £7 from a shitty mobile shop on local high street that do all of that.fadein11
    • Couldn't tell you the brand - nice though - those soft ear buds... cannot deal with those Apple ones - they don't fit my lugholes for some reason.fadein11
    • thanks setmonospaced
    • Why don't you help the guy then?! It's Android. There have got to be tons of headphones that will work.monospaced
    • All fucking headphones work
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    • no set, went to a shop yesterday, all the model had those options only for iPhones. The volume control never work on Android phones... go figure...Bennn
    • found this info: "Unfortunately, Android and IOS specify different hardware specs for the remote feature. The way the clicks get registered by the devices are nBennn
    • ot compatible. Sad, but true."Bennn
    • Seems like the only option is Bluetooth earbuds. With Bluetooth, all the buttons work. Well...Bennn
    • I think RHA do Android versions of their earbuds.face_melter
    • I just thought, set, that since Android is more popular and more widespread and better in every way, that the majority of headphones would support it not iOSmonospaced
    • lol
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    • what? all headphones work for any bluetooth device period. i am not going to entertain any other opinion on the matter. i am not even going to research if thisHijoDMaite
    • is in fact true or not. i will go to my grave telling people that all headphones work for all phones. silly.HijoDMaite
    • he's talking about the volume up down buttons on the cables ... apparently they aren't made to work with Android phonesmonospaced
    • Orly?HijoDMaite
    • Hey. Surprised me too considering android is the most popular and best platform in existence.monospaced
    • yeah, the volume on cable's buttons...Bennn
    • volume works just fine on the ones I have - no issues - in fact every set of headphones I have had on Android has had this.fadein11
    • really confused as to what the issue is Benn as all decent headphones have thisfadein11
    • don't use ones designed for ios lolfadein11
    • Samsung earbudz that came with my S7 works, volume is working. All the other models in store dont (Sony, Phlips... name it!)Bennn
    • Bose Bluetoothbklyndroobeki
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    Just walked past a male dog trying to have sex with a female dog, but he had it all wrong and was back to front, humping away at her head. She was barking at trying to get away. Everyone in the street chuckled and exchanged grins to eachother, because it was funny.

    I couldn't help but imagine people's reactions if that were a man trying to hump away on an unwilling woman's head.

  • VectorMasked0

    I'm not a kid anymore and still hate this.

    Dad invited me to spend Xmas with him, and mom also invited me to spend xmas with her.

    Leaning on spending Xmas with my dad and new years with mom since my dad spent his entire life working and we almost never spent xmas and new years with my him.

    • sucks.Gnash
    • Spend it w/ friends. That'll fix itbklyndroobeki
    • Those are 2 days on your life, it's not a bad idea spending them with your parentsOBBTKN
    • in case it wasn't clear... dealing with divorced parents isn't always great when it comes to festivities.VectorMasked
    • Sorry. Vector I hope it all works out. They in the same town?bklyndroobeki
    • It's always like being 10 again and being asked... "so, now that your parents are divorced... who are you picking?". You can't win here.VectorMasked
    • Yep. Same town as does my sis and my 2 tiny nephews. Flew 8 hours to visit them knowing this would happen as it does every time I visit them.VectorMasked
  • HAYZ1LLLA2

    Ask me to draw something I will do it!

    • a conclusionimbecile
    • andre the giant from the princess bride meeting a lost little girl_niko
    • a perfect circlescarabin
    • yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yoursel
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    • Are you in a public place? In your office, surrounded by colleagues? If so, an erect throbbing penis surrounded by love hearts.detritus
    • Draw Santa on fire running from a lit fireplace.i_monk
    • draw a cat pleaseBennn
    • dickbuttKrassy
    • draw something for me
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    • Draw a bee for mebklyndroobeki
    • asshat trumputopian
    • Please, draw a slice of pizza with skateboard trucks and wheels - a sliceboard ;)fisheye