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- ********0
floating above the clouds, reading from great distance
- thejudders0
Did i really read down this far !?
- aesthetics0
think u did. welcome anyway.
- aesthetics0
thought: as designers. we ought to have honest werk ethnics even tho its just a simple brush-out gig: http://www.collegehumor.com/?pg=…
- ********0
I just ate...
a really sweet piece of watermelon..it's like 95F out.
hick
- -leah-0
i just went to my new doctor today. his name is dr. wu but i call him dr. wu-tang. he was pretty nice but he kept giving me wierd looks when i would tell him stuff about me. am i really that wierd?
- canuck0
I was riding home on the subway today when a crazy guy with a big gross beard containing various food stuffs started talking to me for no reason. He was making no sense and he had an angry tone. I got creeped out after a while and deceided to get off the subway a little early.
- lifeinsodium0
just got back from a baby shower. they had a baby food something contest.
you had to taste 8 kinds of baby foods and try to guess what it really was. god that stuff tasted like shit.
i won first prize. got 5 out of 8 correct. i might be a loser but i sure know my food.
- ********0
years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and i were hitchiking in connecticut and a giant rusty mid-sixties cadillac with a loud muffler pulled over to pick us up. In the front seat was a hell's angel, and in the back seat was a middle aged german couple making out. Every mile or so the floor of the car caught on fire because of a hole down into the exhaust pipe, and they would put it out with a thermos of lemonade. Good times.
- Gorbie0
i lost my job and then i bought a house. i always do the right thing in the wrong order.
at the end of this month i'll move in - then i'll replace the roof.
see what i mean, blog?
- ********0
because you're on the west coast
- Gorbie0
after i replace the roof, i'll be moving the house to Kansas where my geographic-center will correctly align the timing of my desicions.
- ********0
time and space are both illusions
- ********0
only modesto is not an illusion
- ********0
i just took my 2nd shit of the day at work.. what a feeling!
- Gorbie0
the only thing real in modesto is the sweat beads on your forehed. otherwise it's no different then the middle of the pacific ocean. meth labs and gangsters trade forms with anemones and barracuda.
a friend of mine moved to modesto when we were in high school. i made the trip out for a house party he was having. i watched a guy get stabbed in the kidney. he spent the rest of the night drinking hennessy bleeding in the living room. Good times.
- aesthetics0
throat feelin extremely terrible. there has been a cough bug flying around :/
- ********0
every sinlge time i ask for light toppings on whichever sandwich that i order from subway, the sandwich artist does not fail to ask me if "i am sure" with a weird look on their face
- ********0
its cuz only bitches pull that shit, magicpatch.
- ********0
they wont for long bud, unless you watch the calories