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  • grafician-3

    I just lost control of the Pic of the Day thread these days, just can't keep up anymore...

    • You could have posted in pic of the day thread instead of wasting time posting in this threadGuyFawkes
    • Get back to work!GuyFawkes
    • Just skip to the end & dogear, mah dude. Live dangerously.DRIFTMONKEY
  • BusterBoy0

    So the startup I'm involved in hit some roadblocks at the start of the year...but most have been overcome and things are steaming ahead. My entire focus has been on the business model and getting that right...not much focus has been on the tech side. But things are moving fast so I need to start thinking.

    So without going into too much detail, we're working on a classified listing site...and yes, before anyone says "there's a gazillion of them...you've got no chance"...well we do have a secret sauce, and some backing from some very influential people and organisations. So let's just assume there's a demand for what we're doing.

    It's not in real estate...but think of it like a Zillow...where a particular industry lists items they are selling, and they pay us a fee. It will be web and App based...will need to be able to handle the listings, analytics, user notifications, billing (at some point of the business), a secure area where our customers upload their items...etc etc. You know the drill.

    We met with some of the larger agencies about 12 months ago...pre COVID. Most can handle what we're asking...as expected, huge $$ with them.

    Others I've spoken to have said to hire developers and PM and run in house.

    At this point, I'm slightly conflicted. I'm tempted to go in house...but not 100% certain.

    And what DEV platforms do people suggest? We're starting with a completely blank canvas...so everything is on the table.

    • WordPress. Divi theme. Should cost no more that $500.
      Sincerely, some guy on Craigslist.
      monNom
    • in all seriousness though, you should be hiring someone who has built something like that before, and let them tell you the platform, and the people they need.monNom
    • If they've done it before (especially at the scale you anticipate), they ought to know the pitfalls and can likely do it better in half the time this go round.monNom
    • DIY https://bubble.ioshapesalad
    • ^ It's what huge $$ agencies would be using while charging you the pleasure for it.shapesalad
    • https://bubble.io/te…shapesalad
    • https://classifieds.…shapesalad
  • omahadesigns-3

    My Google Analytics shows a spike in Linux users. Are these bots?

    • yespango
    • I agree with Pango as usual.
      Definitely Afghanistani bots!
      utopian
    • TCP/IP low level streami_was
  • bezoar7

    Eight months ago my neighbor across the street put a Trump flag in his front lawn. Eventually, it was relocated to a homemade flagpole on the chimney. "Hey neighbors, spot the asshole on the block." Not a lot of traffic when you live in a cul de sac, so I had the unfortunate privilege of viewing that shit stain.

    I'm happy to say that it's been removed today.

    • Did you use your AK? Did yo momma make breakfast with no hog?jagara
    • Otherwise you can't say today was a good day.jagara
  • pockets0

    Fuck all of you.

    hope all is well, Philips hue is a hit if you got cash. get a vaccine, 5g wont kill you, double mask sounds good, bitcoin is a buy still (for me), invest on hype for doge but its only if you are follower of musk stay away from GME unless long shorting.. stay warm. look at the sky.

  • Nairn5

    Bing gives me better search results than Google does.

    • ducksted
    • duckgarbage
    • go!

      I do too.
      Nairn
    • I use Bing sometimes when searching site:qbn.com
      Google limits results to the last 1-2 years or so
      drgs
    • Bing doesn't omit torrent sites. Also good for images you can't find on Google.jagara
  • robotinc6

    6.5 hour interview today, wish me luck!

    And if I blow it, I’ll have another all day interview early next week for the competition.

    Something’s gotta stick.

    • What the fuck these stupid interviews good lordnb
    • Do companies that do 6hr interviews also have 6hr meetings?!?!nb
    • I'm finding it standard practice in tech. Starts with a presentation, followed by 5-7 one on one interviews. Makes for a long dayrobotinc
    • jesus, good luckGuyFawkes
    • Good luckoey_oey
    • Ive never heard of 6hr interviews. That sounds so exhausting. Have had lots of 4 round 1hr interviews though (also exhausting).desmo
    • half way through!robotinc
    • Good luck, sir!desmo
    • Good luck. That's basically like working a day in real time.Fax_Benson
    • is the interview finished yet?bezoar
    • Back in the "before" time the tech company I work for did this. We'd also do a group lunch with candidates, show em around the office, make introductions etcduckseason
  • SimonFFM6

    Imagine lying on a meadow in front of Minneapolis international airport, listening to trance music, smoking a cigarette.

    What sounds somewhat unreal, was me. Back in September 1995.

    Just had a flashback listening to the mix I heard back then.

    • 95? it was like 10 years ago, right?brt44
    • post the link to the mix, SimonKrassy
    • I read that first sentence to the melody of Lucy in the sky with diamondsthumb_screws
    • Actual footage of Simon’s memory https://m.youtube.co…nb
    • https://youtu.be/Vha…SimonFFM
    • Did you listen it on your iPhone?zaq
    • It was back in the good times with no phones. Absolute freedom. I had a Panasonic walkman with built in microphone.SimonFFM
    • Get off my lawn!
      Just kidding :) we were probably within 10 miles of each other. Born and raised...but left a while ago because the weather is shit haha
      lvl_13
    • ^ that's cool. Pretty sure some of us have been close to each other without knowing.SimonFFM
  • desmo52

    After 14 months of unemployemnt and about 10 months of hard job searching (during a pandemic) -- I finally found FT work as an Art Director. Its been a damn long road filled with lots of self doubt but the grind paid off.

    If you are in a similar spot looking for FT work, keep at it and push through. Things may seem super bleak but the goal at the end of the road is worth the struggle.

    Keep grinding, y'all!

    • Congrats!Gnash
    • +1garbage
    • ++++PhanLo
    • The sun, it rises.DRIFTMONKEY
    • bravo! onwardKrassy
    • Congrats!zarkonite
    • +++Continuity
    • yupGuyFawkes
    • Take an upvote and long distance positive vibesdee-dubs
    • Been there, nothing lasts forever, not even the bad times if you keep your head up. Give yourself a pat in the back, you deserve it, well done!spl33nidoru
    • nice oneFax_Benson
    • Congrats! The juice is worth the squeeze.brandonp
    • Well done man. You deserved it.monospaced
    • Don't expect Hayoth to wish you any kind of congrats...you commi bastard.utopian
    • Yes. Been there. I was out of work with sparse freelance for maybe 2 years. Went into tour managing bands to survive.shellie
    • I was on a tour break. Got a job in the ad adjacent industry. Lost that due to the pandemic. Mind blown.shellie
    • But, kept grinding. Tons of e-coffees and meet and greets and conferences. Finally got hired at a big agency for a great rate. Theres jobs out there. Keep goingshellie
    • Great job keeping your head in the game. Go time!aliastime
    • congrats!renderedred
    • 4011misterhow
    • Thanks guys!desmo
    • "but the goal at the end of the road is worth the struggle"
      I don't think so, that's too much struggle.
      i_was
  • oey_oey-2

    Simon should have his own thread.
    Keep his art separated from all that pedo stuff going on on COTD.

    I rarely check that thread but I like to see Simon's work once in a while...okay I could check his website but I honestly think he shouldn't be posting in that thread.

    He saves it sometimes it's true...

    Just a thought.

    • hear hearspl33nidoru
    • Or just post it in Show some recent work like the rest.palimpsest
    • Can doSimonFFM
    • Shoul/couldoey_oey
    • The problem with COTD is Omaha Designs....posts way too much. You should post one pic, then leave for awhile...dkoblesky
    • +GuyFawkes
    • The problem with COTD is COTD. Omaha is just shoving that shit in your face, voluntarily or not. Deal with it.palimpsest
  • utopian7

    Did NBQ00 really leave us?
    Is so, come on back NBQ00...we miss you.

  • sausages6

    After ponyboy’s magical poo post a while back (and the comments with it) I’ve hit the kombucha pretty hard. Not a fan of the big bottles of flavoured stuff so went for a concentrate I found at the local health food shop.

    Diet was always reasonably healthy (notwithstanding the excess of coffee and alcohol) but I’ve stopped eating gluten and have cut down on anything that isn’t at least borderline healthy.

    I no longer need multiple trips to the shitter every morning and my poo is on the way to magical status. I’m a new man and have noticed a real change in stress and moodiness as my health improves.

    Next stop, quit smoking cigs.

    Thanks QBN!

    • Awesome!GuyFawkes
    • Nicotine gumGuyFawkes
    • I quit smoking through vaping but ended up being hooked on vape for years, gum worked quick for meGuyFawkes
    • Yeah might try that. Patches literally gave me nightmares last time I was on them.sausages
    • What sucked about patches for me was when you take it off, your still getting nicGuyFawkes
    • Gum was more controllable nic wiseGuyFawkes
    • Do a quick search on how to make kombucha, you’ll be surprised how easy it is!scarabin
    • Cool story. I could do for some guy health solutions myself. But kombucha is is the most disgusting thing ever concocted. Why no gluten?monospaced
    • ** gut healthmonospaced
    • I hate the taste of kombucha too, hence having the concentrate. One mouthful and it’s over for the day.sausages
    • As for gluten, a bit is ok but if I have pizza or pasta I feel rubbish for a day or 2. Not a good tolerance the older I get...sausages
    • Which sucks because I really love making dough and eating pizza.sausages
  • cherub4

    I was walking around Germany on google earth and I found this cool building.

  • shapesalad-2

    White Rabbit, White Rabbit, White Rabbit.

    • Blue pillOBBTKN
    • You're supposed to say this on 1st or March for good luck. But these days it's considered racist.shapesalad
    • No it isn’t.monospaced
    • How's is that racist?pango
    • Isn’t it for any first of the month? I didn’t think it was just MarchGnash
    • It's the first of any month, and it has to be the first thing you say. My mother does this.i_monk
    • ^ cool :)Gnash
  • microkorg0

    Got this cheeky little monkey yesterday for some car 'hacking'.

    https://obdeleven.com/

    • I'm not sure having an upside down car in the logo was a particularly wonderful call.Nairn
    • it's flying ;)microkorg
  • utopian3

    • O_Opango
    • Wow that made me LOL much more than I was expectingNairn
  • dasohr4

    Learned of a friend who recently passed of cancer at a much to early age of 40. We knew each other since we were teens, lost contact for a decade but pick up again and she became a pen pal of sorts, vicariously writing of her life and adventures, jumping around Europe, being involved in so many projects. Unfortunately, two years ago, life got in my way and I neglected communications, she wrote one last time about a year ago and that was it. She was beautiful, confident, funny, creative, someone you wanted to be around. Rest in peace Love.

    • Sorry for your loss :(OBBTKN
    • I found out a recently my ex's best friend committed suicide a few years ago by jumping out of a high rise. What's weird is she was the happiest person I know.cherub
    • i have a friend in hospice care at the moment. towards the end. not easy to watch all that.renderedred
    • :(Krassy
    • DamnGuyFawkes
    • that's so young :/scarabin
  • robotinc7

    One more all day interview today. I think I am a good fit for this role, so fingers crossed.

    Should hear back about last weeks all day slog by the end of the week. Then its time to laugh or cry, or maybe both.

  • GuyFawkes9

    I make a lot of Edibles, like A LOT, I prefer the high of edibles over smoking it, though I do both. lately I have been wanting to make the strength of my edibles more consistent so a couple days ago I finally ordered a scale to weigh out my portions since down here in Mexico we buy weed by the kilo (about $80 US for cooking quality stuff) and these packed bricks can be deceiving when laying out your herb on a pan to decarboxilate n whatever. so anyways, my neighbors already think I'm some kind of drug dealer because I live amongst doctors, lawyers, hell one of my neighbors has a Ferrari f40 and our neighborhood is on the beach, & I literally live in the 1 house in that neighborhood whose house is the closest to the beach, all they see is me surfing and skating but they don't know that I have a 9-5 job as a developer for stateside clients working from home. Amazon normally delivers shit in plain Amazon Boxes but about 20 minutes ago my scale arrived NOT in an Amazon box, you can clearly see its a medium sized kitchen scale, I open my door to receive that package to find Amazon dude talking to one of my neighbors holding the scale in his hand and him reading the box as hes talking to my neighbor.

    I have a friend I surf with used to sell Kush till one day (very recently) the cartel kidnapped him, tortured him for 2 days, told him to stop selling Kush to surfers then released him, I don't sell weed, I smoke it and eat it and give out butter bars to friends so they can bake their brownies, but now I have to worry about word getting out that I'm selling too, Thanks Amazon for deciding to save on cardboard this 1 fucking time.

    • Ouch. Right up until the end there I was feeling quite envious!Nairn
    • It's a kitchen scale :) Maybe it's time to invite your neighbors over for some distanced beer drinking so you can get to know them better.monospaced
    • Also, huge dick move to narc on you for a kitchen scale.monospaced
    • "Hello, is that the local drug cartel?"Ianbolton
    • Would love to know your recipe though dude. I've making them for a bit and somedays I'm completely smashed out of my mind, others I feel beautifully high.Ianbolton
    • Aye, me too.

      I need to transition away from smoking.
      Nairn
    • edibles are the shit, 5x more psychoactive than smoking it, when it goes legal in MX (supposedly next month) i might start making videos on making ediblesGuyFawkes
    • Livestream them so you can capture when the cartel breaks down your door. Mint the gif of your abduction, profit.garbage
    • For those looking for recipes, coconut oil is the best/easiest by far: https://bit.ly/2NLYf…davey_g
    • haha garbageGuyFawkes
    • @mono yeah I should get to know them moreGuyFawkes
    • Scale had WEED signs all over it or was just your face what made clear for everybody that it isn't for Coke? :Dsted
    • answers door like: https://video-images…GuyFawkes
    • This moldero?scarabin
    • yupGuyFawkes
    • ++moldero
    • ^^GuyFawkes
    • Oh cool. Was wondering where you went hahascarabin
    • oh ffs, mold, you just made my universe one person smaller!Nairn
    • $80/kilo, jesus. I wonder if you could get any other kinds of extractions off the stuff. What’s the hash like there?scarabin
    • My friend accidentally killed a cartel member and ended up in mexican jail for several weeks. He had some fuckin’ stories about those guysscarabin
    • This guy is a member of my burning man camp https://www.vice.com…scarabin
    • You just wrote a TV show script. Kind of reminds me of war dogsHayoth
    • @scarabin I never tried hash, a key of coke down here is $900 though I dont fuck with that stuff, (its been 20 years)GuyFawkes
    • probably a good thing I don't mess with it, its too cheap and too pure, I'd be fuckedGuyFawkes
    • I’ve been through a few 8-balls but could never get into it. God knows what was in it by the time it got to me thoughscarabin
    • how's your friend doing?scarabin
    • Hes good, doesnt sell shit anymore though, not even the stuff hes allowed toGuyFawkes
    • Love edibles way better than smoking too, so does the wife, turns her into a vixen in heat lol but the new legal stuff from stores is shit_niko
    • Damn @scarabin! I just read that vice article. Fucking nuts!lvl_13
    • yeah we raised money with a kickstarter to help with bribes. it was pretty crazyscarabin
    • dude with the F40 is a ranking cartel member?microkorg
    • dude with the f40 is CanadianGuyFawkes
  • utopian3

    Do you spend too much time in the toilet of the day thread?

    • my fav at the moment :)renderedred
    • Searching the internet for weird toilets to post, while high, is seriously underrated.mort_